Who would win in a fight between Jesus and Budha? No weapons, no "miracles" or godly intervention. Just straigh up ass-kicking.(budha before he got fat)

The two people who are universally renowned for spreading the word of love and tolerance getting into a fight...

Buddha would kick Jesus' ass.

Buddha is teh fat man. Jesus was a woodworker.

Jesus' strength > Buddha's strength

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Buddha is teh fat man. Jesus was a woodworker.

Jesus' strength > Buddha's strength

This was before Buddha got fat AKA back when he was a prince. As a scion of a warrior race he recieved royal training in the art of warfare.

Once again.

Buddha > Jesus

Jesus would get his ass kicked cuz sidartha would use his esp and shit on his face

The Buddha was never fat, the Japanese are just stupid. Jesus was a woodworker, and probably pretty damn buff. The Buddha sat around all day meditating and teaching and starving himself and getting others to do the same and then drinking tasty milk and pissing all of his starving followers off and then sitting around some more.

...if it was a battle of wits, I bet the Buddha would win, otherwise, I'm thinking Jesus would kick his bony ass.

You guys have no idea what you're talking about. Jesus was a common woodworker. Buddha, on the other hand, was a prince of a fucking warrior clan. He'd know how to kick an ass or two.

EDIT: Typo.

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Jesus could make plants die just by teling them too. He could probably do it to Buddha.

quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

Jesus could make plants die just by teling them too. He could probably do it to Buddha.

no magic!!

well, theres only one way to find out...

quote:Originally posted by Morgoroth:

well, theres only one way to find out...

Um... how's that?

Like that animal show where they pin different animals together in a computer simulation.

Buddha and Jesus face off. That would get some huge ratings.

Yep. I wish I could put that fight on pay per view...

quote:Originally posted by Morgoroth:

well, theres only one way to find out...

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We just need some Buddha DNA

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They have alot of Jesus comics.

What is up with the links not working lately>

[This message has been edited by MasterPython (edited 06-14-2005).]