My english teacher is/was a Jehovahs witness. What is something i can say that will make her real pissed off.

Also there are Jehovahs that come door knockin at my house, what is a good question to ask them about their religion?

Wheres Jehovah? i dont see him....do you see him? in a dora the explorer voice.

Here's somthing that works every time.

When they knock on your door, just open the door. Just keep listening until they reach for the Good Book. As soon as they have it out, just tell them in a soft voice, "Sorry, I'm Catholic, I don't read the Bible". It's really funny.

P.S. - Jehovah's Witnesses believe that Catholics don't read the Bible and only follow the Pope's orders.



~Umm...what where we talking about again?~

quote:Originally posted by Nokturnal:

Wheres Jehovah? i dont see him....do you see him? in a dora the explorer voice.

Dora the explorar voice? I think my 3 year old sister watches that show, can't say I know the voice ...