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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-05-17, 03:04
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FrancesFarmer 
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Jesus at the bus stop
I hope that this is the right category to post this-
Yesterday I was at the Bus stop, and this older man, (maybe 50) sat down next to me and starts talking about the youth of today, his time in the military, etc. I just kind of smile and nod my head until he tells me the he is convinced that he is the reincarnation of Jesus.
What???
any comments?
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#2
 2005-05-17, 03:21
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Christop 
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
quote:As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. "Tell us," they said, "when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?"
Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many.
- Matthew 24 3-5
[This message has been edited by Christop (edited 05-17-2005).]
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#3
 2005-05-17, 04:16
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
Believing yourself to be a messianic figure can be a symptom of schizophrenia.
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#4
 2005-05-17, 04:16
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
Well, he's probably...you know...crazy.
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#5
 2005-05-17, 05:58
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
quote:Originally posted by Christop:
[B] [QUOTE]As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. "Tell us," they said, "when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?"
Jesus answered: "One day I'm going to sit by some kid at the bus stop." And yea, everyone went home kind of dissapointed.
- Matthew 24 3-5
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#6
 2005-05-17, 06:25
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
quote:Originally posted by FrancesFarmer:
I hope that this is the right category to post this-
Yesterday I was at the Bus stop, and this older man, (maybe 50) sat down next to me and starts talking about the youth of today, his time in the military, etc. I just kind of smile and nod my head until he tells me the he is convinced that he is the reincarnation of Jesus.
What???
any comments?
you should have given him a wet willy.
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#7
 2005-05-17, 07:49
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
You should have asked him to prove it by doing a miricle. Then you would know if he was crazy or if the apocolyspe is comming.
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#8
 2005-05-17, 09:52
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
quote:Originally posted by FrancesFarmer:
I hope that this is the right category to post this-
Yesterday I was at the Bus stop, and this older man, (maybe 50) sat down next to me and starts talking about the youth of today, his time in the military, etc. I just kind of smile and nod my head until he tells me the he is convinced that he is the reincarnation of Jesus.
What???
any comments?
Jesus needs to use the bus? Wow.
I guess preperation for the apocalypse must have really cut into the budget.
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#9
 2005-05-17, 11:26
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Behind the boat house
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
Unless he told you something incredibly wise, other than that he's Jesus, I wouldn't even think twice about it.
Then again I live in a city over run by the homeless and I'm used to such behavior.
Cheers,
Lost
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#10
 2005-05-17, 22:27
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FrancesFarmer 
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
I'm pretty sure it was just a random, creepy guy. He kept figeting his hands and slapping himself, it was really weird.
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#11
 2005-05-17, 22:35
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
quote:Originally posted by FrancesFarmer:
I'm pretty sure it was just a random, creepy guy. He kept figeting his hands and slapping himself, it was really weird.
whoa... wait - you didn't tell us he was figeting his hands.... No no no go find that man for he is the second-coming!
-Transparent Entity
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#12
 2005-05-18, 01:21
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FrancesFarmer 
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
forgive my stupidity, but whats the second-coming?
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#13
 2005-05-18, 02:02
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
When Jesus comes back to Earth.
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#14
 2005-05-18, 02:10
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FrancesFarmer 
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
wow. thats pretty interesting
but im still pretty sure hes just a crazy old man.
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#15
 2005-05-18, 02:23
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
They guy at the bus stop? I'm sure he is. Transparent was being sarcastic.
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#16
 2005-05-18, 03:58
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
quote:Originally posted by FrancesFarmer:
forgive my stupidity, but whats the second-coming?
After you come the first time!! (usually easier for women to get!!) Sometimes there's even a third and fourth coming, But only if she deserves it!!
Virgins!!! 
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#17
 2005-05-18, 19:52
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
i saw him there too at the number 50 stop in burnage. Except he was drinking white lighning from a wheelie bin and swearing at everyone very loudly.
He asked me for some spare change. I'm sure this is in the bible somewhere.
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#18
 2005-05-19, 00:24
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FrancesFarmer 
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
he seemed kind of interesting (to say the least)
i wish i asked him some questions.
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#19
 2005-05-19, 01:43
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neX 
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
all bums look like jesus
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#20
 2005-05-19, 01:45
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
Sure, hes either nuts
OR
He was just trying to take advatage of you religiously
;-)
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#21
 2005-05-20, 00:41
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FrancesFarmer 
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
quote: all bums look like jesus
he didnt look like a bum though! he looked like a normal guy (minus some teeth...) he wore totally normal clothes and carried a breifcase, and had orthepedic shoes.
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#22
 2005-05-20, 00:45
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
How can you look normal and lack a few teeth?!
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#23
 2005-05-20, 01:40
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FrancesFarmer 
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
i dont know...
but he looked normal otherwise.
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#24
 2005-05-20, 03:34
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
Jesus was a schizophrenic who thought he was the son of god. End of story. Now stop worshipping some man with sandals and man up. Find strength within YOURSELVES for fuck's sake. Christianity has made a point of itself to kill strength within the individual and teach them to find strength in blind obedience and the worship of pity and mediocrity in individuals. Good luck with that.
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#25
 2005-05-20, 22:34
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
quote:Originally posted by FrancesFarmer:
forgive my stupidity, but whats the second-coming?
the second cumming is a repeat of the semen on the mount... everyone knows that!
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#26
 2005-05-21, 00:48
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FrancesFarmer 
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Re: Jesus at the bus stop
quote:Jesus was a schizophrenic who thought he was the son of god. End of story. Now stop worshipping some man with sandals and man up. Find strength within YOURSELVES for fuck's sake. Christianity has made a point of itself to kill strength within the individual and teach them to find strength in blind obedience and the worship of pity and mediocrity in individuals. Good luck with that.
I'm an athiest auctually, i just wanted to know an opinion from someone else's perspective.
but thanks...
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