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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-05-17, 03:04
FrancesFarmer FrancesFarmer is offline
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I hope that this is the right category to post this-

Yesterday I was at the Bus stop, and this older man, (maybe 50) sat down next to me and starts talking about the youth of today, his time in the military, etc. I just kind of smile and nod my head until he tells me the he is convinced that he is the reincarnation of Jesus.

What???

any comments?
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Old 2005-05-17, 03:21
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quote:As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. "Tell us," they said, "when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?"

Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many.

- Matthew 24 3-5



[This message has been edited by Christop (edited 05-17-2005).]
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Old 2005-05-17, 04:16
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Believing yourself to be a messianic figure can be a symptom of schizophrenia.
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Old 2005-05-17, 04:16
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Well, he's probably...you know...crazy.
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Old 2005-05-17, 05:58
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quote:Originally posted by Christop:

[B] [QUOTE]As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. "Tell us," they said, "when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?"

Jesus answered: "One day I'm going to sit by some kid at the bus stop." And yea, everyone went home kind of dissapointed.

- Matthew 24 3-5
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Old 2005-05-17, 06:25
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quote:Originally posted by FrancesFarmer:

I hope that this is the right category to post this-

Yesterday I was at the Bus stop, and this older man, (maybe 50) sat down next to me and starts talking about the youth of today, his time in the military, etc. I just kind of smile and nod my head until he tells me the he is convinced that he is the reincarnation of Jesus.

What???

any comments?

you should have given him a wet willy.
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Old 2005-05-17, 07:49
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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You should have asked him to prove it by doing a miricle. Then you would know if he was crazy or if the apocolyspe is comming.
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Old 2005-05-17, 09:52
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quote:Originally posted by FrancesFarmer:

I hope that this is the right category to post this-

Yesterday I was at the Bus stop, and this older man, (maybe 50) sat down next to me and starts talking about the youth of today, his time in the military, etc. I just kind of smile and nod my head until he tells me the he is convinced that he is the reincarnation of Jesus.

What???

any comments?

Jesus needs to use the bus? Wow.

I guess preperation for the apocalypse must have really cut into the budget.
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Old 2005-05-17, 11:26
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Unless he told you something incredibly wise, other than that he's Jesus, I wouldn't even think twice about it.

Then again I live in a city over run by the homeless and I'm used to such behavior.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-05-17, 22:27
FrancesFarmer FrancesFarmer is offline
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I'm pretty sure it was just a random, creepy guy. He kept figeting his hands and slapping himself, it was really weird.
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Old 2005-05-17, 22:35
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quote:Originally posted by FrancesFarmer:

I'm pretty sure it was just a random, creepy guy. He kept figeting his hands and slapping himself, it was really weird.



whoa... wait - you didn't tell us he was figeting his hands.... No no no go find that man for he is the second-coming!

-Transparent Entity
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Old 2005-05-18, 01:21
FrancesFarmer FrancesFarmer is offline
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forgive my stupidity, but whats the second-coming?
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Old 2005-05-18, 02:02
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When Jesus comes back to Earth.
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Old 2005-05-18, 02:10
FrancesFarmer FrancesFarmer is offline
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wow. thats pretty interesting

but im still pretty sure hes just a crazy old man.
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Old 2005-05-18, 02:23
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They guy at the bus stop? I'm sure he is. Transparent was being sarcastic.
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Old 2005-05-18, 03:58
Mr. Smooth Mr. Smooth is offline
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quote:Originally posted by FrancesFarmer:

forgive my stupidity, but whats the second-coming?

After you come the first time!! (usually easier for women to get!!) Sometimes there's even a third and fourth coming, But only if she deserves it!!

Virgins!!!
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Old 2005-05-18, 19:52
alrocks alrocks is offline
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i saw him there too at the number 50 stop in burnage. Except he was drinking white lighning from a wheelie bin and swearing at everyone very loudly.

He asked me for some spare change. I'm sure this is in the bible somewhere.
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Old 2005-05-19, 00:24
FrancesFarmer FrancesFarmer is offline
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he seemed kind of interesting (to say the least)

i wish i asked him some questions.
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Old 2005-05-19, 01:43
neX neX is offline
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all bums look like jesus
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Old 2005-05-19, 01:45
TehRealIG TehRealIG is offline
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Sure, hes either nuts

OR

He was just trying to take advatage of you religiously

;-)
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Old 2005-05-20, 00:41
FrancesFarmer FrancesFarmer is offline
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quote: all bums look like jesus

he didnt look like a bum though! he looked like a normal guy (minus some teeth...) he wore totally normal clothes and carried a breifcase, and had orthepedic shoes.
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Old 2005-05-20, 00:45
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How can you look normal and lack a few teeth?!
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Old 2005-05-20, 01:40
FrancesFarmer FrancesFarmer is offline
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i dont know...

but he looked normal otherwise.
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Old 2005-05-20, 03:34
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Jesus was a schizophrenic who thought he was the son of god. End of story. Now stop worshipping some man with sandals and man up. Find strength within YOURSELVES for fuck's sake. Christianity has made a point of itself to kill strength within the individual and teach them to find strength in blind obedience and the worship of pity and mediocrity in individuals. Good luck with that.
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Old 2005-05-20, 22:34
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quote:Originally posted by FrancesFarmer:

forgive my stupidity, but whats the second-coming?

the second cumming is a repeat of the semen on the mount... everyone knows that!
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Old 2005-05-21, 00:48
FrancesFarmer FrancesFarmer is offline
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quote:Jesus was a schizophrenic who thought he was the son of god. End of story. Now stop worshipping some man with sandals and man up. Find strength within YOURSELVES for fuck's sake. Christianity has made a point of itself to kill strength within the individual and teach them to find strength in blind obedience and the worship of pity and mediocrity in individuals. Good luck with that.

I'm an athiest auctually, i just wanted to know an opinion from someone else's perspective.

but thanks...
 
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