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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-05-13, 16:26
Mr.Crusoe Mr.Crusoe is offline
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My gf tells me she is LDS and I was just wondering what are the chances she wants to abstain from sex until marriage.

She drinks alcohol although very little. She's 17 and pretty moral compared to most around her.

Can anyone who is a kind of young modern LDS tell me what their views are or some/any info at all?

EDIT- yeah I know the official Mormon beleifs but I am supposed to be some sort or christian too and I can't even remember which type so there you go. I Just need an idea of the variation within that cult.

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Old 2005-05-13, 16:47
smashed kaleidoscope smashed kaleidoscope is offline
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you should probably just ask her. her views could differ from other people's and the only way you will find out how SHE feels about sex before marraige is to ask HER
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Old 2005-05-13, 16:55
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Just fuck her. You want to fuck, and so does she. Don't be a fucking retard and get her pregnant or some stupid shit like that.
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Old 2005-05-13, 17:38
imperfectcircle imperfectcircle is offline
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I love psychedelics too. Mary jane is my girlfriend, she love me long time, we do boomboom together.
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Old 2005-05-13, 17:49
Sarith Sarith is offline
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whats an LDS?? some kinda disease??
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Old 2005-05-13, 17:51
Mr.Crusoe Mr.Crusoe is offline
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Haha I thought it was some sort of drug when she said it.........only for like 0.3 seconds though.

BTW on the topic of asking her... well i get the impression that whether she wants to do it or not- she won't talk about it. I'll try talking to her anyway.

LDS = Latter day saint (other name for mormon)

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Old 2005-05-13, 17:53
Beta69 Beta69 is offline
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Haha, sucks to be you.

Smith (the founder) was a hypocrite. He publicly denounced polygamy saying it was against God but privately practiced it.
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Old 2005-05-13, 17:55
Mr.Crusoe Mr.Crusoe is offline
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I know, I think it's totally retarded but I have no real objection to someone else giving 10% of their income to some lardass..... I just feel damn sorry for her.

She's not happy with being 'the little wifey'I know that much. ie. traditional roles for both sexes bullshit.

She goes along with it however.

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Old 2005-05-13, 18:28
imperfectcircle imperfectcircle is offline
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Why are nearly all Mormons so hot? Seriously, almost every single one I've met has been hot, it makes me suspicious (horny suspicious ).

Anyway just tell her you're Jesus reincarnated and you command her to give up that sweet lovin, or else you'll banish her to hell where Allah will make her eat gone off chocolate for all eternity. Fear is a beautiful thing...
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Old 2005-05-13, 18:44
Mr.Crusoe Mr.Crusoe is offline
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quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

Why are nearly all Mormons so hot? Seriously, almost every single one I've met has been hot, it makes me suspicious (horny suspicious ).

May you be cast into the fires of hell for giving in to such temptations!

But seriously I agree with part one but part two of your post =no
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Old 2005-05-13, 22:12
Beta69 Beta69 is offline
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The only mormon I've known renounced her religion for another beer.

If she isn't happy being the little wifey then I doubt she will be a mormon for long. I assume she lives with her parents. Just wait till she moves out, I bet it will change, or at least she will call herself "mormon" but not follow all or many of their practices.
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Old 2005-05-13, 22:15
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my ex girlfriend was a mormon, and a whore. just because they're a mormon doesn't mean they'll be a prude.
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Old 2005-05-14, 02:09
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

Why are nearly all Mormons so hot? Seriously, almost every single one I've met has been hot, it makes me suspicious (horny suspicious ).



Trust me, that is completely untrue. There is not a substnatially higher percentage of "hotties" here in Utah than there is anywhere else in the world; maybe all the out-of-state mormons are hotter but I kind of doubt that.

To the original poster's question, there is noe asy answer. They're not supposed to have sex (they're supposed to abstain from everything; the body is a temple and that sort of thing), but most of them here are like anbyody else and aren't too skilled at resisting the wide variety oif temptations offered them anywhere.
 
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