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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2005-04-25, 09:20
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Does it anger you when I'm being an arrogant wiseass? Cause it sure does piss the shit out of your followers. You're an asshole for teaching them the word "ignorant" by the way, dumbfuck. You might find it funny to take away their intelligence, then teach them that word, but I don... wait, that is funny.
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Old 2005-04-25, 09:25
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How's it going Snoopy?
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Old 2005-04-25, 11:48
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Badass, badass!
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Old 2005-04-25, 12:05
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Cool
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Old 2005-04-26, 00:29
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to god: why dont u end the doubt and disbelief in the world about u, and prove to us that u actually do exist for a fact.
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Old 2005-04-26, 00:31
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quote:Originally posted by voodoomagic:

to god: why dont u end the doubt and disbelief in the world about u, and prove to us that u actually do exist for a fact.
Yeah, God, you really dropped the ball.
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Old 2005-04-27, 02:05
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to god: why dont u end the doubt and disbelief in the world about u, and prove to us that u actually do exist for a fact.
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Yeah, God, you really dropped the ball.
Amen.

You'd think that if he takes such an interest in having us as followers (as "his" word claims he does), that he would remove all doubt, thereby making anyone who is not a follower a goddamn (literally) moron.
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Old 2005-04-27, 04:41
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to god: why dont u end the doubt and disbelief in the world about u, and prove to us that u actually do exist for a fact.
He used to "kick it" with the Jews all the time...remember the 40 years in the desert ? They were sent MANNA from heaven daily.

They heard the voice of God...hell, Moses even saw Him in the burning bush.

Did that stop the Jews from pissing and moaning about eating the same food ?

They didn't care that they had been delivered from decades of Egyptian slavery...they were ready to go back to it, in order to get some real food.

Now tell me, how do people that experience the presence of God on a daily basis, get to be so bratty ?

It wouldn't matter if God proved Himself to you in the way that you want Him to or not...it would still become "normal", and therefore He would be taken for granted...which He was.

You need to look to yourself to prove God to you...He can only wait for your moment of enlightenment.
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Old 2005-04-27, 05:46
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To God:

Why are you so cool, I mean What is the purpose of our creation are we just sea monkeys in a tank to you? and if you created everything why can’t you destroy satan isn’t he the reason you bitch all the time?, and if you created us who created you? Did you create yourself by pulling you’re self out of your own ass?

Write back,

Ya bastard

 


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