Pendulums... Demons...

Yo! I just bought myself a pendulum, and started fiddling wit' it. Does anyone have a technique for communicating with either:

DEAD GUYS

ANGELS

DEMONS????

Thanks alot...

[ArgonPlasma2000]

Fuck off...

















better yet, i hope a demon possesses you and gives you immortality and at the same time eternal immolation.

What did I do now?

[ArgonPlasma2000]

You keep posting this stupid shit about "omg help me summon demons with a demon summoning machine" and "omg how do i summon Shax", and now you cant even read the instructions for your pendulum...















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[LostCause]

I'm crossed with the overwhelming desire to lock this thread and the overwhelming desire to continue watching you get flamed...

Heh.

Cheers,

Lost

you're stupid if you think you're going to do it just like that. if you don't know anything about what you're getting into.

You need to dip it in lighter fluid and then drop it down your throat.

Pull it back up using the string and repeat.

Finally you need to have a ciggy to call upon deamons.

[LostCause]

Two questions:

No. 1: Why are you trying to summon demons?

No. 2: How do you expect to summon demons when you don't even know how to use a pendulum?

No. 3: What makes you think a demon would want to visit you?

Cheers,

Lost

Demons are within.

[Gorloche]

Sounds like somebedoy (Necrypsys) wants a link to Midnight Dave's xanga...

Yeah what you do is this, it's supermadwicked. You go into the bathroom, pull your pants down and stick the pendulum up your ass, then stick your head in the toiletbowl and recite the hail mary backwards, flushing each time you say amen.

That is diferent from the usuaul prayers to the Porcalin God of "let me die".

[---Beany---]

quote:Originally posted by l337:

Demons are within.

Then it would be useful to summon then if you wanted to confront them. But if you were an idiot doing it for a giggle it could fuck you up big styley.

quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

Yeah what you do is this, it's supermadwicked. You go into the bathroom, pull your pants down and stick the pendulum up your ass, then stick your head in the toiletbowl and recite the hail mary backwards, flushing each time you say amen.

Best mental image. Ever.

I don't wanna summon demons, I just wanted to gather enough information about the subject. I don't see the problem.

The problem is, is that there are no demons, just your own sins.

They are not physical and are somewhat an old ideaology - blaming peoples sins on Satan sending demons to control people.

This is why I said, demons are within.

You need to listen more.

[Digital_Savior]

GOOGLE !!

How many times do we have to tell you ?

[flatplat]

quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

Yeah what you do is this, it's supermadwicked. You go into the bathroom, pull your pants down and stick the pendulum up your ass, then stick your head in the toiletbowl and recite the hail mary backwards, flushing each time you say amen.

Thke this advice. Its the best you'll get.