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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2005-04-13, 04:35
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this is my theory. it can be possible.

i think each and every cell that everyone of us is made out of has a galaxy inside of it. like we might be in just 1 cell out of 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x infinity that are in this world. every cell has an organelle called the mitochondria. its job is to feed each of our cells basically. scientists dont know what the mitochondria is made out of or something. the atoms (if they are atoms) that are in the mitochondria might be a universe. i dont know i was stoned when i thought of this its fucked up.

then we got einstein who thinks of all this shit and who knows he might just be thinking up shit that no one ever thought of before so people just believed him. what if it was just some conspiracy that he believed. he did discover that our earth is revolving around the sun, and that the sun is revolving around our galaxy or some shit and that its revolving around a black hole.

just my theory. haha
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Old 2005-04-13, 04:52
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Shouldn't you have posted this life changing revelation in Science Of The Damned?[sarcasm] The members who frequent that forum share your obviously superior intellect[/sarcasm], and will no doubt have a far greater appreciation of your theory.
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Old 2005-04-13, 05:49
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Shouldn't you have posted this life changing revelation in Science Of The Damned?[sarcasm] The members who frequent that forum share your obviously superior intellect[/sarcasm], and will no doubt have a far greater appreciation of your theory.
2ndED

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Old 2005-04-13, 12:46
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Quote:
quote: each cell is a galaxy
No it's not.
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Old 2005-04-14, 00:53
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I haven't read it since I was younger, but hands down some of the coolest fantasy books I ever read were the Jon Shannow ones by David Gemmell. They were set in this alternate universe that had fallen on its axis and everything was fucked, crumbling, losing order. The Jon Shannow guy was this kind of preacher style gunslinger, I can't remember too well, but he just used to basically blow the shit out of anybody who crossed him. Anyway, the reason his universe was fucked was because it was all contained inside an atom of a grubby purple plant growing between the cracks on the pavement near a convenience store in another universe, and it was dying. Really damn good books whether you're into fantasy or not, highly recommended if you're looking for something to read.
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Old 2005-04-14, 15:42
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Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

thats all i gotta say.
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Old 2005-04-14, 16:07
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Well people mostly believed Einstein's theories because he backed everything up with math that could be checked. Something about that which I thought was cool though was that he sent of his copy of the general theory of relativity to some journal I think it was but it didn't have it's most famous part at first, that came a few days later when he sent on a short note saying "By the way, e=mc^2". Funny shit... Einstein was a strange guy, had plenty of mystical beliefs about god, some pretty surprising stuff. You can do a search on something like Kazaa or whatever you use for "einstein" and there is a PDF file you will come across of a book he wrote of his philosophical beliefs, pretty trippy, and great if you can keep your attention and read stuff when you're stoned.

About the universe inside an atom thing though, the only problem with it is that the universe is expanding (and it's also accellerarating too). Atoms don't seem to really do that, but then again, who knows what kind of atom we might be talking about I suppose.
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Old 2005-04-14, 16:10
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mitochondria is not in every cell. they used to be independent cells that were incorporated into other cells for a mutually benificial relatioship. they are made up of what all other cell parts are made up of, mainly hyrdocarbons with a few other elements.

there is nothing 'mysterious' about them. i fail to see why someone would think this.

"he did discover that our earth is revolving around the sun, and that the sun is revolving around our galaxy or some shit"

dude, you obviouisly have no idea what you are talking about. now would be a good time to shutup.
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Old 2005-04-14, 16:16
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here is a real idea, that makes sense.

in an atom, electrons orbit around a nucleus. in a solar system, planets orbit around the sun. electrons are extremely far away from the nucleus when you speak comparativley.

how about the solar system is an atom, the sun is the nucleus and planets are electrons. all the solar systems put together make up a massive.... thing (god?) the same way that atoms come together to make things.

at least my one makes sense.
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Old 2005-04-14, 20:20
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MURDER/SUICIDE

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Old 2005-04-14, 20:26
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Theres just the problem of electrons being waves though.

Sorry, but I know what your saying.
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Old 2005-04-14, 21:18
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Nuts you're right of course lol... Kinda blows that idea out of the water.
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Old 2005-04-14, 21:23
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Your totse account should be restricted to half-baked.
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Old 2005-04-15, 04:35
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Your totse account should be restricted to half-baked.
hahaha.. im sorry but that was funny. your a funny guy did you know that? adorkable..

you guys can shut the fuck up and stop being assholes to people's opinions/theories. MURDER/SUICIDE? is that what you're considering? maybe that should go to the News of the Temple. hahahaha, i can think what i want and if you're gonna get mad then thats your fault.

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Old 2005-04-15, 04:38
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quote:Originally posted by RAOVQ:

here is a real idea, that makes sense.

in an atom, electrons orbit around a nucleus. in a solar system, planets orbit around the sun. electrons are extremely far away from the nucleus when you speak comparativley.

how about the solar system is an atom, the sun is the nucleus and planets are electrons. all the solar systems put together make up a massive.... thing (god?) the same way that atoms come together to make things.

at least my one makes sense.
yes, and that's what i was trying to say. that's exactly the way i was trying to put it but i guess im not smart enough to put it in a way like yours.

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Old 2005-04-15, 04:59
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quote:Originally posted by Adorkable:

Your totse account should be restricted to half-baked.
LO-FUCKING-L... It's funny because it's true.

BTW: I'm gonna use that one...

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Old 2005-04-15, 05:56
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ive always thought this since i could compare the solar system and atoms. but is gravity the force that holds an atom together?
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Old 2005-04-15, 10:03
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ive always thought this since i could compare the solar system and atoms. but is gravity the force that holds an atom together?
Nuclear forces hold atoms together. They are comparable to gravity in that they become exponentially stronger as subatomic particles are closer.
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Old 2005-04-15, 10:11
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if you actually believe your theory and aren't just being stupid, then you are in fact stupid. so the way i see it, no matter how i look at it you're one stupid mother fucker! have a nice day
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Old 2005-04-15, 22:33
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They arent sure what holds electrons around atoms...they just say electrostatic forces (nuclear forces) and now they think it could be transfer of 'gravitons'.

They wont know for some time...we want strings and lots of them in the mean time.
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Old 2005-04-15, 23:55
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quote:Originally posted by gniveg:

Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

thats all i gotta say.


Which part of your (so called) theory is supposed to be a theological paradox?



Science of the Damned:

UFO's, cattle mutilations, ghosts, and all that pseudo-science stuff.





[This message has been edited by truckfixr (edited 04-16-2005).]
 


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