Lot and his Daughters.... Charming...

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I lay with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father." 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab [g] ; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi [h] ; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.



Imagine if the censorship nazi's held the bible to the same standards that they have for everything else?

But seriously though, how can he "not be aware of it" at all???

I'll post again later.

Thats Genesis 19:30 by the way

quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

[BBut seriously though, how can he "not be aware of it" at all???[/b]

If you get really drunk. I know from exsperience that enough booze can leave big gaps in your memory.

Old testament is filled with all those excellent morality lessons. *disgust*

quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

If you get really drunk. I know from exsperience that enough booze can leave big gaps in your memory.

Yeah... but even if you are that drunk, if something like your daughter screwing you, then it happens the next night, with your other daughter, ya might just suspect something.

And if he was that drunk, would he even be able to be screwed properly?

wait... "all things are possible with god"

quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

Yeah... but even if you are that drunk, if something like your daughter screwing you, then it happens the next night, with your other daughter, ya might just suspect something.

And if he was that drunk, would he even be able to be screwed properly?

wait... "all things are possible with god"

(from my drinking days)

Ever get a whiskey hard on? The shit dont go down (that's different from whiskey dick, that shit wont get up)... that combined with the memory laps as already mentioned.

This account is not about morals, it is an account of what happened.

Yeah and as long as you aren't physically impotent (it doesn't matter if you're psychologically impotent) if a girl massages your cock or something while you're asleep, you automatically get hard. If she was gentle and quiet, she could probably fuck you without waking you up.

Wasn't moab the name of that gigantic fucking bomb the US government made for Iraq? Massive Ordinance Air Burst I think, the one that is the largest non-nuclear bomb ever made.

[NightVision]

I thought he offered his daughters to a mob that wanted to rape anangel that was staying with him but they didnt want his daughters but they screwed some other guys concumbine until she died and then he cut her up and threw in every directin.

[ArgonPlasma2000]

quote:Originally posted by xtreem5150ahm:



(from my drinking days)

Ever get a whiskey hard on? The shit dont go down (that's different from whiskey dick, that shit wont get up)... that combined with the memory laps as already mentioned.

This account is not about morals, it is an account of what happened.

Well said.

Starter: your translation sucks

[LostCause]

quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

Thats Genesis 19:30 by the way

Thank you, Falcon.

May be I'm over rationalizing something irrational, but I imagine, if it were true, perhaps he was pretending not to notice because it was so godawfully disgusting.

Cheers,

Lost

ITS ALLEGORY!!! PRAISE JESUS!!!

[Fuck]

Hands down, Lot is DA MAN.

quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I lay with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father." 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab [g] ; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi [h] ; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.

I realize nobody really knows what happened, but it is obvious to me that Lot raped his daughters then lied when people could see they were pregnant.

[Hexadecimal]

If so, then Lot was a []D.[].[]\/[].[]D.

quote:Originally posted by Sarter:

I realize nobody really knows what happened, but it is obvious to me that Lot raped his daughters then lied when people could see they were pregnant.

Could have been consentual and still the same result and reaction.