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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2005-04-09, 19:48
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What do you think it would be?
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Old 2005-04-09, 20:33
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KMFDM - Nhil
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Old 2005-04-09, 21:49
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I recommend Saviour Machine's "Legend" trilogy which is based on Revelations and its a quite awesome listening experience.
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Old 2005-04-10, 08:20
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system of a down - chop suey?
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Old 2005-04-10, 11:07
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The trumpets of the angels.

It will be distinct, and very specific.

I know that wasn't what you were looking for, but I can just imagine the beauty and power that will be felt by the Christians when they hear it.

*dreams*
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Old 2005-04-10, 11:12
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^on that note, i change my answer... aerosmith's 'dream on'
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Old 2005-04-10, 11:16
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

The trumpets of the angels.

It will be distinct, and very specific.

I know that wasn't what you were looking for, but I can just imagine the beauty and power that will be felt by the Christians when they hear it.

*dreams*

And imagine all the rage it will cause non-belivers, I'd say it does as much bad as good in the end. But all you have to do is keep waiting, like people have for the last 2000 or so years.
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Old 2005-04-10, 11:39
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"It's the End of the World as We Know It" by REM would seem like an obvious choice.

Personally I'd prefer if it was "I Want Pussy" by Old Dirty Bastard, if I've gotta go I'd rather do it laughing.
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Old 2005-04-10, 12:33
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by NightVision:

KMFDM - Nhil
Agreed.

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Old 2005-04-10, 12:36
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Run DMC & Aerosmith - Walk this way

This sang by the devil, with the seven headed whore of babylon on backup vocals...
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Old 2005-04-10, 12:39
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Aenema by tool?

Nah... um...

It isn't really quite it...

The Wicker man by Iron Maiden...

HAH!

666 Number of the Beast!

By Iron Maiden of course.

How could I not think of that?

Sure only the title is appropriate, and the actual song is more or less irrelavent, but

COULD YOU GET A BETTER TITLE THEN THAT???
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Old 2005-04-10, 12:41
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quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:



666 Number of the Beast!

By Iron Maiden of course.



"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with

wrath,

because he knows the time is short...

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast

for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty

six."



I left alone my mind was blank

I needed time to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw

that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they

reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

Cos in my dreams it's always there

the evil face that twists my mind

and brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back

Cos I just had to see was someone watching me

In the mist dark figures move and twist

was all this for real or some kind of hell

666 the Number of the Beast

Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised

as they start to cry hands held to the sky

In the night the fires burning bright

the ritual has begun Satan's work is done

666 the Number of the Beast

Sacrifice is going on tonight

(Guitar Solo)

This can't go on I must inform the law

Can this still be real or some crazy dream

but I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes

they seem to mesmerise me...can't avoid their eyes

666 the Number of the Beast

666 the one for you and me

I'm coming back I will return

And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn

I have the fire I have the force

I have the power to make my evil take its course.



[This message has been edited by dearestnight_falcon (edited 04-10-2005).]
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Old 2005-04-10, 12:50
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dueling banjos
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Old 2005-04-10, 16:32
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Cradle of Filth - Puritania
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Old 2005-04-10, 16:44
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there are at least 20 Slayer songs that would be relevant to the event in both title and music.
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Old 2005-04-10, 18:57
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by TheRealGeoff:

Cradle of Filth - Puritania
That's Dimmu Borgir ;p
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Old 2005-04-10, 19:42
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quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

"It's the End of the World as We Know It" by REM would seem like an obvious choice.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

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Old 2005-04-10, 19:47
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The song:



Artist: KMFDM

Album: Nihil

Year: 1995

Title: Juke Joint Jezebel

I can't reject this empty hole.

I cannot count this bloody cost.

I can't believe this wretched soul.

Come Penetrate all this loss.

Come on and kill this sense of life,

and be the one who is denied.

Now show me one more upturned knife,

and fill the emptiness inside!

Be mine, sister salvation.

Juke-Joint-Jezebel is coming for my cremation

be mine, sister salvation.

Closer now - see the revelation.

If I could leave my burning skin,

that has been used up in your skin.

Is there a tiny part of me,

untouched -- unsoiled by misery!

I am the city that will lie.

You are the one that blame passed by.

This is the place where I will weep.

The lonelisness of sweet conceit!

The revelation.

See the revelation.

The revelation.




The Bible:

Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.

And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.

Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.

And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.

Rev 2:20-23
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Old 2005-04-10, 20:08
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Jesse McCartney - Beautiful Soul
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Old 2005-04-10, 20:59
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the end- the doors
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Old 2005-04-10, 21:01
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Personally, as much as I am in love with rock music, I don't think any of them have the impact for such a momentuous occasion.

That being said I'd probably like to hear some classical or Godspeed you Black Emperor!, maybe opera or jazz too actually...
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Old 2005-04-10, 21:06
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THE MAN COMES AROUND

by JOHNNY CASH



And I heard as it were the noise of thunder

One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw

And behold a white horse

There's a man going around taking names

and he decides who to free and who to blame every body won't be treated

quite the same

there will be a golden ladder reaching down

When the man comes around

The hairs on your arm will stand up

at the terror in each sip and each sup

will you partake of that last offered cup?

Or disappear into the potter's ground

When the man comes around



Hear the trumpets hear the pipers

one hundred million angels singing

Multitudes are marching to a big kettledrum

Voices calling and voices crying

Some are born and some are dying

Its alpha and omegas kingdom come

And the whirlwind is in the thorn trees

The virgins are all trimming their wicks

The whirlwind is in the thorn trees

It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks

Till Armageddon no shalam no shalom

Then the father hen will call his chicken's home

The wise man will bow down before the throne

and at his feet

They will cast the golden crowns

When the man comes around

Whoever is unjust let him be unjust still

Whoever is righteous let him be righteous still

Whoever is filthy let him be filthy still

Listen to the words long written down

When the man comes around



Hear the trumpets hear the pipers one hundred million angels singing

Multitudes are marching to a big kettledrum

Voices calling and voices crying

Some are born and some are dying

Its alpha and omegas kingdom come

And the whirlwind is in the thorn trees

The virgins are all trimming their wicks

The whirlwind is in the thorn trees

It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks

In measured hundred weight and penny pound

When the man comes around



And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts

And I looked and behold, a pale horse

And it's name it said on him was Death

And Hell followed with him.

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Old 2005-04-10, 22:11
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Mozart's "Dies Irae" from his requiem

Day of wrath, that day of grief

shall change the world to glowing ash

as David and the Sybil tell

How great a quaking shall there be

when on that day the Great Judge comes to weigh

mans' deeds in each detail.
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Old 2005-04-10, 22:27
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quote:Originally posted by Monochrome:

And imagine all the rage it will cause non-belivers, I'd say it does as much bad as good in the end. But all you have to do is keep waiting, like people have for the last 2000 or so years.
The Bible says the unbelievers won't be in a rage at all.
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Old 2005-04-10, 22:30
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Eil:

^on that note, i change my answer... aerosmith's 'dream on'


*Shudders*

Sublime's Smoke Two Joints
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Old 2005-04-10, 22:33
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"This is the end, my only friend the End."
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Old 2005-04-10, 23:23
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kansas-dust in the wind
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Old 2005-04-10, 23:29
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I Touch Myself - The DiVinyls

I love myself

I want you to love me

When I'm feelin' down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

Chorus:

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you

I touch myself

I don't want anybody else

Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey

You're the sun who makes me shine

When you're around I'm always laughing

I want to make you mine

I close my eyes

And see you before me

Think I would die

If you were to ignore me

A fool could see

Just how much I adore you

I get down on my knees

I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself

I want you to love me

When I'm feelin' down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you

I don't want anybody else

And when I think about you

I touch myself

Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus
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Old 2005-04-10, 23:41
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Is this the random song lyrics thread? Let me get it back on topic :

SAVIOUR MACHINE - Antichrist II (The Balance Of Power) [from "Legend part 2"]

...

I will send the world to war

I will go out with great fury to destroy

All who reject my claim

And the chaos will reign

And nation will rise against nation

And kingdoms shall burn in flames

And every man's sword will slay

...

Let them come up

Proclaim to the nations

"Prepare for war and the horrors of Hell that shall follow its Son,

All the power of the Devil shall come"
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Old 2005-04-11, 00:06
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Malevolent Creation - Eve of the Apocalypse

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Old 2005-04-11, 00:12
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"You are an idiot! HA HA HA HA HAHAHA HA HAHA HA HAHA"



I can imagine it now....
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Old 2005-04-11, 01:03
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'The Final Countdown' - Europe. Cheeeeese.
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Old 2005-04-11, 01:49
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trumpets, eh? distinctive? powerful meaning? the rocky theme song has it all

trumpets, it is recognizable and it makes people want to run up stairs.
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Old 2005-04-11, 02:20
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any dillenger escape plan song
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Old 2005-04-11, 03:05
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

The Bible says the unbelievers won't be in a rage at all.
But of course...

if God can make every believer vanish from the face of the earth, I'm certain he could make a sound that only they can hear.
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Old 2005-04-11, 04:02
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two songs:

Metallica - No Remorse

ACDC - Hells Bells

[This message has been edited by majic-falcon (edited 04-11-2005).]
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Old 2005-04-11, 04:05
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

But of course...

if God can make every believer vanish from the face of the earth, I'm certain he could make a sound that only they can hear.
Dog whistles.... >.>
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Old 2005-04-11, 07:20
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quote:Originally posted by iridescent_siren:

Dog whistles.... >.>
You're a bastard... there's lukewarm Tea all over my goddamn monitor.

I know it wasn't that funny... but the moment.... it was so in the moment! damn!
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Old 2005-04-11, 10:25
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"Sympathy For The Devil"- Guns & Roses

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate

Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg

When I saw it was a time for a change

Killed the Czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank

Held a general's rank

When the Blitzkrieg raged

And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

What's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee

While your kings and queens

Fought for ten decades

For the Gods they made

I shouted out

"Who killed the Kennedys?"

When after all

It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid traps for troubadors

Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But what's confusing you

Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners saints

As heads is tails

Just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politesse

Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down

Woo, who

Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah

Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, what's my name

Tell me honey, baby guess my name

Tell me baby, what's my name

I tell you one time, you're to blame

Ooo, who

Ooo, who

Ooo, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Oh, yeah

What's my name

Tell me, baby, what's my name

Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Oh, yeah



[ www.azlyrics.com ]

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Old 2005-04-11, 20:24
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

You're a bastard... there's lukewarm Tea all over my goddamn monitor.

I know it wasn't that funny... but the moment.... it was so in the moment! damn!
^_^;;

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Old 2005-04-11, 21:08
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quote:Originally posted by redruivi:

I Touch Myself - The DiVinyls

I love myself

I want you to love me

When I'm feelin' down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

Chorus:

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you

I touch myself

I don't want anybody else

Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey

You're the sun who makes me shine

When you're around I'm always laughing

I want to make you mine

I close my eyes

And see you before me

Think I would die

If you were to ignore me

A fool could see

Just how much I adore you

I get down on my knees

I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself

I want you to love me

When I'm feelin' down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you

I don't want anybody else

And when I think about you

I touch myself

Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus

Isn't that by Jack Off Jill?

Anyway, I'd go for Carl Orff - Carmina Burana
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Old 2005-04-14, 11:12
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Anything by Amon Amarth.
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Marilyn Manson - The Last Day of Earth

or for sheer corniness: Danzig - Kiss the Skull

[This message has been edited by Hexadecimal (edited 04-14-2005).]
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Old 2005-04-14, 19:49
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Hilary Duff's "So Yesterday"



-Yikes!
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The fact that you know one TITLE of one of her song's is scaaaarrrryyy.
 


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