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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2005-04-06, 15:04
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The pope is in heaven. I hope to be with him sonon, that is if Catholics are true like protestants and he went there. I hope all of you agree, this life is nothing and we must abandon any attachment to it's evil ways, its constant desires for earthly things.

Hopefully the next pope is black (black pope: http://www.beliefnet.com/story/48/story_4829.html) so that everyone can be equal in heaven. I was jewish and now I have seen the light of Jesus. As such, all peoples must unite in to one race. If you do have children please realize u must mix with others so that we can have one race of christians under god. DIFFERENCES CAUSE HATE!!!! WE NEED ONE MIXED AMERICAN RACE!!! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL 2050 WHEN NONWHITES ARE MAJORITY AND WE CAN ALL BE THE SAME, FINALY EQUAL ON THISP LANE AND THEN TRULY EQUAL IN HEAVEN.
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Old 2005-04-06, 17:12
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"The pope is in heaven. I hope to be with him sonon"

how soon?
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Old 2005-04-06, 17:16
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1.) Americans are mixed.



2.) Whites aren't really much of a majority anymore.



3.) Shut the fuck up.
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Old 2005-04-06, 17:52
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quote:Originally posted by Brent:

this life is nothing
Speak for yourself.
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Old 2005-04-06, 18:54
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Old 2005-04-06, 19:59
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1.) Americans are mixed.



2.) Whites aren't really much of a majority anymore.



3.) Shut the fuck up.
Though I generally try to be very kind, I agree with sellout here, though maybe a touch less bluntly.

Saying that all races should integrate and produce offspring of one 'mixed' races, is exactly the same as saying all races should stay seperate and never 'mix' with other races.

I really doubt that race is all that important to God. It's important to see everyone as equal, but dont go overboard the opposite way. This is what happened with Affirmative Action. It served it's place when it happened, but all it essentially does is legally enforce another type of racism.

White, black, red, brown, life is how it is, so lets move on and do our best to forget about color.

It's alot like gays and straights. Seeing a gay-pride parade is not unusual and is very socially acceptable. But if we had a straight-pride parade, think about what would happen. There'd be a "down-trodden gays" episode on Montel, 60 minutes would have a segment about it, another law would most likely be enforced, and whoever had the straight-pride parade would be mutilated and dismantled by all media for years to come.

I've got no problem with anyone calling me a cracker, I dont think anyone should have a problem with anyone else calling them a nigger. They're words for goodness' sakes. It's your choice whether you let it offend you or not.

Happy Wednesday,



-Uncle Rusty

[This message has been edited by Rusticus (edited 04-07-2005).]
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Old 2005-04-06, 20:40
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I was jewish and now I have seen the light of Jesus.
So you have been a Jew, a Heaven's Gate cult member and now you are a christian?
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Old 2005-04-07, 14:39
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1.Im racists and just dont give a fuck.

2.Go back to your church and preach to them becuase unless your going to make a topic that is half interesting fuck off.

3.How can Catholics and Protestants both be right. I though you guys hated each other?

4.The pope isnt in heaven his on a bed and lots are people are walking by him then a hole about 6 feet deep will be dug and he'll be buried. His soul might be in heaven but i wouldn't get your hopes up.

Oh and by the way heres a question for you smarties. Why do you bury people in the ground if you want to go to heaven. Isnt it just putting them closer to Hell.
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Old 2005-04-07, 14:50
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quote:Originally posted by Fai1safe:

1.Im racists and just dont give a fuck.

2.Go back to your church and preach to them becuase unless your going to make a topic that is half interesting fuck off.

3.How can Catholics and Protestants both be right. I though you guys hated each other?

4.The pope isnt in heaven his on a bed and lots are people are walking by him then a hole about 6 feet deep will be dug and he'll be buried. His soul might be in heaven but i wouldn't get your hopes up.

Oh and by the way heres a question for you smarties. Why do you bury people in the ground if you want to go to heaven. Isnt it just putting them closer to Hell.
My God, you're an idiot.
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Old 2005-04-07, 15:54
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why thankyou.
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Old 2005-04-07, 16:38
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Oh and by the way heres a question for you smarties. Why do you bury people in the ground if you want to go to heaven. Isnt it just putting them closer to Hell.[/b]
Goddamn you're dumb. Heaven isn't literally in the clouds, nor is hell literally below the ground. They're supposedly in another dimension. Fuck, I've known that since I was six.
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Old 2005-04-07, 18:25
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I've suspected for a good deal of my life that neither one exists.
 


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