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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2005-04-02, 10:35
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Any comments? DOes someone know a bit about this subject? Anyone wanna help me try? I know that only the Lamb can open the seals, but, I have an interesting plan for someone who wants to know.
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Old 2005-04-02, 20:20
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quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

Any comments? DOes someone know a bit about this subject? Anyone wanna help me try? I know that only the Lamb can open the seals, but, I have an interesting plan for someone who wants to know.

I want to know brother. Let's put an end to this world. I am VERY close to Satan and may be able to help you out if The Dark Lord sees you worthy. Tell me all you know and plan.
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Old 2005-04-03, 19:08
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queens187, you and I will put an end to this pathetic puny human planet, but, I thought only the Lamb (Jesus) could open the Seals of the Apocalypse. What should happen? I already sold my soul to the devil (literally) to infuse the Keys of the Apocalypse with my body. Awesome, no?
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Old 2005-04-03, 19:40
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quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

Any comments? DOes someone know a bit about this subject? Anyone wanna help me try? I know that only the Lamb can open the seals, but, I have an interesting plan for someone who wants to know.


murder/suicide
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Old 2005-04-03, 20:03
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randomretard, shut the **** up, okay. On all my posts, you just **** everything up, now shut up, and go away!
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Old 2005-04-03, 20:57
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What the......
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Old 2005-04-03, 23:25
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Stupid kids.
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Old 2005-04-04, 01:06
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I have spoken to Him. He told me to do this and all that is left is for you to do it too.



Step 1: Cut both your wrist vertically.

Step 2: Huff Raid
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Old 2005-04-04, 06:14
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I already sold my soul to the devil (literally) to infuse the Keys of the Apocalypse with my body. Awesome, no?
Immature.

Typical.

Yes ?
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Old 2005-04-04, 09:10
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queens187, you and I will put an end to this pathetic puny human planet, but, I thought only the Lamb (Jesus) could open the Seals of the Apocalypse. What should happen? I already sold my soul to the devil (literally) to infuse the Keys of the Apocalypse with my body. Awesome, no?


....Heh. So this is the next generation...
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Old 2005-04-04, 11:42
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What do all of you guys mean?
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Old 2005-04-04, 15:08
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What do all of you guys mean?
Hey, you cracked the code of the Apocalypse, this shouldn't be difficult to get.
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Old 2005-04-04, 20:01
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If I'm wrong in any of my assumptions, then maybe someone can help me understand, instead of critisizing(sp.?) me.

-Advocatus Diaboli
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Old 2005-04-04, 21:27
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randomretard, shut the **** up, okay. On all my posts, you just **** everything up, now shut up, and go away!
Stop posting these fucking stupid threads then and i might leave you alone.

As said before: MURDER/SUICIDE
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Old 2005-04-05, 00:01
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The sad thing is, this could be an interesting topic...
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Old 2005-04-05, 00:54
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I suppose in the many ways you can waste your time, this topic would be one of the most interesting.
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Old 2005-04-05, 02:16
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quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

If I'm wrong in any of my assumptions, then maybe someone can help me understand, instead of critisizing(sp.?) me.

-Advocatus Diaboli
Maybe those who understand don't want to help you, as it sounds like you want to mess around with a lot of things you shouldn't.
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Old 2005-04-05, 18:35
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Ok, I just want to know whether or not it is possible, yes, or no?
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Old 2005-04-05, 18:42
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No you dumbass it's only a fucking fairytale.
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Old 2005-04-05, 18:58
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For the third time: MURDER/SUICIDE
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Old 2005-04-05, 19:47
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I know that only the Lamb can open the seals.
Yeah. They're renowned for that capability.
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Old 2005-04-05, 20:14
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--Beany-- are you insulting me?

[This message has been edited by Necrypsys (edited 04-05-2005).]
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Old 2005-04-05, 20:56
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--Beany-- are you insulting me?
Erm...... *looks around coyly*....... no.
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Old 2005-04-06, 04:25
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I thought you ad to attack isreal from the east to start the apocalypse.
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Old 2005-04-06, 07:33
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Awesome, no?
No.
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Old 2005-04-06, 11:52
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bodomised; Why not?
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Old 2005-04-06, 15:18
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quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

If I'm wrong in any of my assumptions, then maybe someone can help me understand, instead of critisizing(sp.?) me.

-Advocatus Diaboli
How old are you boy? Learn to seperate the truth from the tales.
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Old 2005-04-06, 15:28
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Me? Teenage.

[This message has been edited by Necrypsys (edited 04-06-2005).]
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Old 2005-04-06, 18:39
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So 13.

And to start the end of the world, you have to kill yourself.
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Old 2005-04-06, 18:54
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What? really? Okay, how?
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Old 2005-04-07, 01:43
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Do you have Prince Edward in a can? Thats the first step.... and to summon the final demon,you must ensure your refridgerator is running.....then you must catch it!
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Old 2005-04-07, 18:26
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAZIES?!?!?!CAN'T ANY OF YOU GIVE A FUCKIN' STRAIGHT ANSWER?!?!?! CHRIST.
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Old 2005-04-07, 19:05
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OK.....

I was just fucking with you.

Here´s a link to a page where´s some instructions. http:../../img30.exs.cx/img30/3522/osoap2vt.jpg

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Old 2005-04-08, 01:33
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I hate emo kids.
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Old 2005-04-08, 02:18
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*laughs*

Random:

Many of us in the Navy had that photo up at our desks.

It wasn't more appropriate than now, but appropriate nonetheless.

I hope this kid doesn't kill himself because of what ya'll said.

Necrypsys:

Why do you want to do these things, anyway ?
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Old 2005-04-09, 00:05
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Any comments? DOes someone know a bit about this subject? Anyone wanna help me try? I know that only the Lamb can open the seals, but, I have an interesting plan for someone who wants to know.
Opening up yer basic Apocalyptic Seals takes a bit more elbow grease than you might imagine. First, make sure that you have 5 3/6 ells-breadth Evangelical Spanner Wrench, and a Primordial Crow Bar. Now tap the seal with the latter while exerting a heavenward torque with the former. All manner of vile incubi and succubi will manifest. Spray with the usual substance and wash hands with Lourdes water before proceeding.
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Old 2005-04-09, 09:14
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STOP SMOKIN' HASH AND GIMME A STRAIGHT ANSWER! GODDAMMIT!!!!!
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Old 2005-04-09, 19:45
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quote:Originally posted by Run Screaming:

Opening up yer basic Apocalyptic Seals takes a bit more elbow grease than you might imagine. First, make sure that you have 5 3/6 ells-breadth Evangelical Spanner Wrench, and a Primordial Crow Bar. Now tap the seal with the latter while exerting a heavenward torque with the former. All manner of vile incubi and succubi will manifest. Spray with the usual substance and wash hands with Lourdes water before proceeding.
Damn, that made me laugh. ^_^
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Old 2005-04-10, 18:29
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STOP SMOKIN' HASH AND GIMME A STRAIGHT ANSWER! GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Revelation 5...

And I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, Who is worthy to open the book, and to loose the seals thereof?

And no man in heaven, nor in earth, neither under the earth, was able to open the book, neither to look thereon.

Maybe u are the lucky one ehh? HAHAHA
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Old 2005-04-10, 18:39
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Opening up yer basic Apocalyptic Seals takes a bit more elbow grease than you might imagine. First, make sure that you have 5 3/6 ells-breadth Evangelical Spanner Wrench, and a Primordial Crow Bar. Now tap the seal with the latter while exerting a heavenward torque with the former. All manner of vile incubi and succubi will manifest. Spray with the usual substance and wash hands with Lourdes water before proceeding.
Fucking fuck I just spit soda on my expensive as shite monitor
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Old 2005-04-10, 19:51
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randomretard, shut the **** up, okay. On all my posts, you just **** everything up, now shut up, and go away!


u claim your a follower of your dark lord yet you bleep out the fucking cuss words?! pussy.
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Old 2005-04-10, 19:57
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Right, right, I'm a pussy, well... FUCK you, BITCH, you a FUCKIN' NIGGA, BITCH. Go FUCK yourself upside down, for all the FUCK, Happy, MOTHAFUCK'???
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Old 2005-04-10, 19:57
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Stupid kids.

lmao. i agree, even tho i am a kid too....
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quote:Originally posted by randomretard:

For the third time: MURDER/SUICIDE

Your name is well chosen.
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Old 2005-04-10, 21:34
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quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

Right, right, I'm a pussy, well... FUCK you, BITCH, you a FUCKIN' NIGGA, BITCH. Go FUCK yourself upside down, for all the FUCK, Happy, MOTHAFUCK'???

whoa, back down lads, this kid is made of tuff stuff.
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Old 2005-04-10, 21:37
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quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

Any comments? DOes someone know a bit about this subject? Anyone wanna help me try? I know that only the Lamb can open the seals, but, I have an interesting plan for someone who wants to know.

I never knew TOTSE was a role playing board...

Edit - Boldness on quote

[This message has been edited by czakkyy (edited 04-10-2005).]
 

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