totse.com | Who here is a minister?

insanitarium · #1 2005-03-25, 02:48

So, who here besides me is a legally ordained minister? I got bored one day and became ordained through the Universal Life Church. I am now a real live Reverend, with all the powers that grants!

NightVision · #2 2005-03-25, 06:33

I was going to but there isnt any point.

Snoopy · #3 2005-03-25, 10:46

My friend fucking beat the shit out of a Reverend's son, cause he was hitting on his girl. And not just your regular type of beating the shit out of. He REALLY went to work on the worthless motherfucker. As soon as he's (semi-)recovered, it's my turn.

Baby Doll · #4 2005-03-25, 14:15

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quote:Originally posted by insanitarium:

So, who here besides me is a legally ordained minister? I got bored one day and became ordained through the Universal Life Church. I am now a real live Reverend, with all the powers that grants!

I am curious as to the qualifications. I give a minister respect but if you can be ordained anywhere, maybe I am wrong in doing this?

Baby

Vindicatus · #5 2005-03-25, 14:42

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quote:Originally posted by Baby Doll:

I am curious as to the qualifications. I give a minister respect but if you can be ordained anywhere, maybe I am wrong in doing this?

Baby

Dont give any to this freak.

http:../../frederickdrummond.com/index.html

You have to be careful these days, or you could make a big mistake.

Seems interesting at first glance.

Now look here.

http:../../www.cosnews.org/index.html

This is a hell of story. It would probably make a great movie. What are your thoughts?

Baby Doll · #6 2005-03-25, 14:57

"a few hundred people for any length of time"

It makes me very "nervous" for lack of a better word. I have seen miracles in my life, and dont feel the need to prove it to others because I cannot. The denial they hold is too formidable for me.

I always thought that a minister (as in ministering among them) was a title to be valued....and upheld.

Seems to me that folks like this give us a horrible name. I will never understand why folks cant tell wolves from sheep.

Baby

Vindicatus · #7 2005-03-25, 15:10

I don't know if you read through the testimonials from the COS news site, but I wrote a few. When I found out what Drummond was up to my whole life ended. As it turns out, he's a theif, liar, and may be guilty of molestation (even rape). I'm still in shock.

Should I hack the site? If I do...Any suggestions?

Did anyone see the NBC investigative report by Luann Khan?

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Baby Doll · #8 2005-03-25, 15:17

Aint they always rapist/pedophiles?

I say, Hack his ass.

Baby

Baby Doll · #9 2005-03-25, 15:28

Why did your life end?

Baby

Maccabee · #10 2005-03-25, 15:42

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quote:Originally posted by Vindicatus:

...Should I hack the site?

Sure, but don't be stupid enough to incriminate yourself... oh wait, too late.

Vindicatus · #11 2005-03-25, 15:54

This has been a major crisis for me. For a long time I found my identity in this place. I was a part of something greater than myself. Suddenly when then the allegations began to surface, I had to re-evaluate what I had come to accept as my "calling".

I've given up on the ministry for now. I may resume studies at some point, but for now I'm happy just to speak the word to anyone who is willing to hear.

Baby Doll · #12 2005-03-25, 16:05

You dont need a GD piece of paper that says you are a minister. Jesus never had one. Thanks for enlighting me about that Drummond guy, but you are wastin you life bein pissed at him! I would not presume to quote the bible to you, but a minister "ministers". The rest is bullshit. Look it up if you think I am full of it. You gotta "Strongs exhaustive concordance" handy"

baby

Vindicatus · #13 2005-03-25, 16:08

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quote:Originally posted by Vindicatus: but for now I'm happy just to speak the word to anyone who is willing to hear.[/b]

Yeah...

Can a man know the will of God?

Baby Doll · #14 2005-03-25, 16:10

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quote:Originally posted by Vindicatus:

Yeah...

Can a man know the will of God?

No

Vindicatus · #15 2005-03-25, 16:10

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quote:Originally posted by Maccabee:

Sure, but don't be stupid enough to incriminate yourself... oh wait, too late.

Nothing I said above can be interpreted as incriminating.

Baby Doll · #16 2005-03-25, 16:12

Fuck!

A baby could hack that site.

Who cares?

Baby

Vindicatus · #17 2005-03-25, 16:12

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No

Pray for me...

Baby Doll · #18 2005-03-25, 16:16

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Pray for me...

Okay....

I will.

You may have a piece of it......so do I.

But we do not have the whole picture.

Baby

Maccabee · #19 2005-03-25, 16:35

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Fuck!

That was extremely "holy" of you... LOL

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Baby Doll · #20 2005-03-25, 16:52

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That was extremely "holy" of you... LOL

I aint a Christian, asshole. I'm Wiccan.

Is that holy enough for you?

Baby

Vindicatus · #21 2005-03-25, 17:07

Wicca? I don't know much about it. I do know that I have a few new doubts about Christian evangelical salvation through Christ alone.

Is this spriritual growth, or backsliding?

Haha. I guess it depends on what side of the fence you're on.

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Baby Doll · #22 2005-03-25, 17:42

Wiccan.,,,not Wicca

And your doubts are your own :-).

Baby

Snoopy · #23 2005-03-25, 17:43

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I'm Wiccan.

Self-ownage. You'd be better off yelling that in Mekka than saying it on totse.

Baby Doll · #24 2005-03-25, 17:45

I'll say it where I want to .

Baby

Baby Doll · #25 2005-03-25, 17:50

Shit, you folks have a problem or History with Wiccans? EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXcuse me for living.

Baby

Snoopy · #26 2005-03-25, 17:51

I smell troll.

Baby Doll · #27 2005-03-25, 18:16

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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I smell troll.

I am not. If you have a problem with me go ahead and get it off your chest here and now, but dont label me as a troll.

Tim Kellear · #28 2005-03-25, 18:26

Cool Baby Doll I am a pagan aswell don't worry about these guys.

Baby Doll · #29 2005-03-25, 18:33

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quote:Originally posted by Tim Kellear:

Cool Baby Doll I am a pagan aswell don't worry about these guys.

Kiss!

baby

Thanks

Tim Kellear · #30 2005-03-25, 18:45

I'm a Level 62 Druid that masters in animal form what are you?

insanitarium · #31 2005-03-25, 19:13

Here is the website of my church, if you want to become ordained. http://ulc.org/

The qualifications you need are as follows:

Snoopy · #32 2005-03-25, 19:39

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quote:Originally posted by Baby Doll:

I am not. If you have a problem with me go ahead and get it off your chest here and now, but dont label me as a troll.

Okay, please post some pictures of your fat ass drinking fake blood.

Baby Doll · #33 2005-03-25, 19:44

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quote:Originally posted by Tim Kellear:

I'm a Level 62 Druid that masters in animal form what are you?

Wolf.

Not interested in joining anything.

Baby

Baby Doll · #34 2005-03-25, 19:49

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quote:Originally posted by insanitarium:

Here is the website of my church, if you want to become ordained. http://ulc.org/

The qualifications you need are as follows:

I have already been touched by the father.

Baby

Baby Doll · #35 2005-03-25, 19:54

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Okay, please post some pictures of your fat ass drinking fake blood.

Ive had it with your silly ass. You have a problem with me, come on.

Baby

Tim Kellear · #36 2005-03-25, 20:18

stop putting Baby at the end of your posts. If someone cares to know who posts a reply they simply look over to the left hand side of the post.

Snoopy · #37 2005-03-25, 22:23

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Ive had it with your silly ass. You have a problem with me, come on.

Baby

Come where? On your forehead?

Maccabee · #38 2005-03-25, 22:53

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quote:Originally posted by Baby Doll:

I aint a Christian, asshole. I'm Wiccan.

Is that holy enough for you?

Baby

Fine then, don't get your panties all in a bunch. I wont attempt to interject humor into any conversation we have. Instead I'll treat you like the little cunt, you, in fact are.

malaria · #39 2005-03-25, 23:19

Who was it here that coined "I worship the Sun and eat people.." I think I'll go with him.

SwordChucks · #40 2005-03-25, 23:28

Damn you people are mean... What's wrong with worshipping something a little different? Christianity in itself is a little stupid. I mean honestly? We talk to an imaginary friend in the sky who's going to fulfill our every desires, but not on Earth! In some imaginary far-away place where no one can come back from(or communicatein any way shape or form)!!

Christianity is stupid and forces weak people and faulty evolution. It leads us to search for more after death then just death. Face it people- you will die and your meager existance in the universe means NOTHING. You will all die- and none of you will be remembered in eventual time. Just because you can't handle that doesn't mean you should form a beleif that causes 'killing of the non-beleivers' and ostricization of anyone who tries something new.

You people are fucking retarded. Seriously and truely; what's more ridiculous, worshipping something you can see, or worshipping your imaginary friend? Just because pagan rituals are a little eccentric and kinda stupid, and the spells NEVER work doesn't mean they're any different from you.

Although that 'baby' thing is fucking annoying, stop it.

Snoopy · #41 2005-03-25, 23:30

Worshiping is retarded by default.