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  #1   Add Disciple to your ignore list  
Old 2005-03-22, 01:50
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As a Christian protestant I am i still believe in the infallible and inerrant truth of the transubstantion.

your thoughts?

PRAISE be to the true only holy LIVING LORD GOD,

disciple
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Old 2005-03-22, 02:43
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Jesus hates you for your ignorance.
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Old 2005-03-22, 02:48
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My thoughts:

You are technically a Cannibal/Vampire.

You are NOT actually eating human (not the mention JESUS) flesh.

You need to wake up to reality.
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Old 2005-03-22, 03:39
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Care to elaborate?

[This message has been edited by Zman (edited 03-22-2005).]
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Old 2005-03-22, 05:13
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I still participate in communion. But I wouldn't even go to church if I had my way. I just like the food. And Krispy, it's not to be that your eating his flesh and blodd, its to remember him when you drink the wine and eat the bread.
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Old 2005-03-22, 16:58
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What Protestant denomination preaches transubstantiation? or is that just your own personal belief?

-Abra
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Old 2005-03-22, 22:49
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You all need to read vatican teaching on transubstantiation; I think it's a bit different than what you're assuming right now.
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Old 2005-03-22, 23:39
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"Jesus, that's cannibalism and vampirism already in the new religion? Why not drink this wine, it's a Merlot?"
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Old 2005-03-23, 01:16
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quote:Originally posted by Cadabra:

What Protestant denomination preaches transubstantiation? or is that just your own personal belief?

-Abra
Divine revelation

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Old 2005-03-23, 01:18
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Kodadragoon:

I still participate in communion. But I wouldn't even go to church if I had my way. I just like the food. And Krispy, it's not to be that your eating his flesh and blodd, its to remember him when you drink the wine and eat the bread.
Hes saying that its not Christs blood/flesh. Even pagans know what communion is for fucks sake

 


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