I wana lead christians

I wana be the boss/leadear/ruler/master of al christians

If i kill the pope will i obtain this power?

because in a movie i saw a guy killed a tribe leader and he was the new leader

Yeah thats how it works

Better get a move on though, theres only two popes left before the end of the world... but assuming they live as long as this one thats a hella long time

Think Im speaking shit... check this out: http:../../home.att.net/~thehessians/st.malachy.html

quote:Originally posted by MaxSteiner:

Think Im speaking shit... check this out: http:../../home.att.net/~thehessians/st.malachy.html

That looks as reliable as the ole Penis enlargment pills scam. I won't fall for that one a third time...

then i guess il have to kill all the popes...

ah well time to phone hitman

[Source]

quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

then i guess il have to kill all the popes...

ah well time to phone hitman

But then hitman will be the pope

The pope shoots everyone with a bolt of holy energy from his gold staff. No one messes with the pope, which is why he's the pope.

The pope is pretty hardcoe, he even has his own comic book.

You're halfway there. Just killing the Pope won't do. You have to eat him too. Then you get his magic powers!

Popes get mumifieds so you will have a long time to eat him.

[flatplat]

That means you can eat all the previous popes too, right?

What a way to gain power!

If you're hungry that is.

[Tyrant]

This reminds me of the episode of Oz where the cannibal converts to Christianity because of the principle of the Eucharist.