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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-03-15, 22:07
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Default Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

a white mans biggests fears..........that JESES was black.And that god is black. And that angels are really black. Come on yall. Admit it
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Old 2005-03-15, 23:23
Kodadragoon Kodadragoon is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

Okay first off, Jesus wasn't "black". He did have dark skin though but still fits into the category of caucasian. Angels aren't black. Angels are a completly different being.
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Old 2005-03-15, 23:27
aTribeCalledSean aTribeCalledSean is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by Kodadragoon:

Okay first off, Jesus wasn't "black". He did have dark skin though but still fits into the category of caucasian. Angels aren't black. Angels are a completly different being.

What kind of caucasians are you thinking of?
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Old 2005-03-15, 23:57
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I dont give a toss if he was blue pink or red im still not gonna believe in the guy
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Old 2005-03-16, 00:49
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

The place where Jesus was actually from was populated with a mix of different cultures. Some darker than others. There was a large Roman community and many Romans have/had blonde hair and blue eyes.

But, you're right to a degree. Mary was Sfardic Jew and since the genetic origins of the father are indefinite... I mean, it's possible he was the son of a Roman soldier or something and had blonde hair, but odds are: no.

It states, in the bible, though, that he was of a surprisingly light persuasion. Which implies that there would be little chance of him being born light. That could suggest that Mary was on the very dark side. But, Jesus was supposedly born meditterainian looking. Olive colored skin, dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, etc...

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-03-16, 01:08
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

Exodus 3:6 : Moreover he said, I am the God of thy father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. And Moses hid his face; for he was afraid to look upon God.

If God was black, would he not have said "I is..."? (Just Kiddin')
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Old 2005-03-16, 06:17
Sentinel owl Sentinel owl is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

I hate it when people paint pictures showing Jesus as white.
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Old 2005-03-16, 06:40
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by Source:

I dont give a toss if he was blue pink or red im still not gonna believe in the guy
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Old 2005-03-16, 06:53
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by benz:

god is black

If I believed in him (I am undecided at the moment) I would prefer to believe is he neither black nor white nor any other skin colour for that matter, that he is neither male nor female.

I would believe that he is an eternal entity that binds all of existence, one that can not, nor can ever be comprehended, He does not have a physical form nor does he not have a physical form, He is everything and nothing at the same time.

P.S. Sorry for any grammatical and/or spelling errors.
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Old 2005-03-16, 06:58
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

Completely irrelavent. If you think pigment matters then you completely missed the man's point.
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Old 2005-03-16, 11:40
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

I wish god was a big pink, fluffy elephant!
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Old 2005-03-16, 16:03
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by Spic Power:

I wish god was a big pink, fluffy elephant!

But then we would all be little, slightly rumpled pink elephants, since we were made in His image.

Just kidding...
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Old 2005-03-16, 16:22
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by Spic Power:

I wish god was a big pink, fluffy elephant!

No, definitely a pig.

Then women would be made out of ribs.

mmmmmmmmmm ribs
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Old 2005-03-16, 23:02
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by aTribeCalledSean:

What kind of caucasians are you thinking of?

the black ones duh
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Old 2005-03-16, 23:20
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

"And that angels are really black."

You've been watching the Gary Coleman Show, haven't you?
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Old 2005-03-17, 05:46
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

Who the fuck cares what color he was he was a fucking retard who washed peoples feet for a living :P

By the way he was pretty white. or so says all the tapestries (holy shit i cant spell) and stain glass windows or w/e devoted to him all around the world from thousands of years ago in places where the idea of christianity had never been heard of. one instance of this being a shaolin temple where scripts describing him and his way of thinking from thousands of years ago. he was a real guy he wasnt black or asian he was either white or really light light middle eastern color.
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Old 2005-03-17, 23:35
MyNameIsUnnesessarilyLong MyNameIsUnnesessarilyLong is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hentai
quote:Originally posted by Source:

I dont give a toss if he was blue pink or red im still not gonna believe in the guy
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Old 2005-03-17, 23:43
The_Reckoning The_Reckoning is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by Source:

I dont give a toss if he was blue pink or red im still not gonna believe in the guy

Schwag.
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Old 2005-03-17, 23:46
aTribeCalledSean aTribeCalledSean is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by Eski:

Who the fuck cares what color he was he was a fucking retard who washed peoples feet for a living :P

By the way he was pretty white. or so says all the tapestries (holy shit i cant spell) and stain glass windows or w/e devoted to him all around the world from thousands of years ago in places where the idea of christianity had never been heard of. one instance of this being a shaolin temple where scripts describing him and his way of thinking from thousands of years ago. he was a real guy he wasnt black or asian he was either white or really light light middle eastern color.

Shut.

The.

Fuck.

Up.
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Old 2005-03-18, 00:38
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by Kodadragoon:

Okay first off, Jesus wasn't "black". He did have dark skin though but still fits into the category of caucasian. Angels aren't black. Angels are a completly different being.

Jesus hates you, now die.
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Old 2005-03-18, 01:55
Garibaldi Garibaldi is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

Awwww skeeeet

Everyone knows Jesus was Mexican mein. Most of the Jesus' I know are anyway.
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Old 2005-03-18, 02:06
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

Jesus was a pigmy!
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Old 2005-03-18, 03:32
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

I agree with you on that ive always said jesus was a nigga.
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Old 2005-03-18, 17:09
The_Reckoning The_Reckoning is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

If he existed, I hope he was a Pikey.
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Old 2005-03-18, 18:12
Crazy Lawn Gnome Crazy Lawn Gnome is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

If Jesus Was Black Why Were They Slaves?

I Wish Jesus Wasa Heffalump Like On Pooh Lol





[This message has been edited by Crazy Lawn Gnome (edited 03-18-2005).]
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Old 2005-03-18, 21:34
BratBatten BratBatten is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

This forum provokes so many thoughts. However, I have neither the time nor is my responsibility to crush you in life like the trash you are. Anyways, a rhetorical question for you, what proof do you have that Jesus was black? Precisly, none, there have never been any biblical reference, tapestries, paintings, frescas, mosaics, anything describing Jesus was black, however, there are all of the above to prove that he is Hebrew. Another thing, God nor Jesus exist, or at least as they are described today. You see, some thousands of years ago, people believed whatever you told them. They were called Homoerectus (I bet you like both of those words don't you?). As time progressed people became more advanced and ove the course of a few years, a book was created, merely a novel, it was referred to as the Bible. People read this and believed it to be true, much like the 1930s broadcast of War of the Worlds, in which a radio broadcast about aliens sent the state of New York fleeing the country. Time went on and people began to live by this book, thinking that if they do not comply with rules and such that this "God" will smite them. Throughout history, after this book was in existance, moronic individuals such as yourself have lived in fear of hell and cannot accept the concept of the lack of one of questionable existance. Bottom line, you prefer to accept the theory of little to no evidence, creation, before anything, there was nothing, and then all of a sudden, without explanation, there was everything as opposed to the scientific proof that humans slowly evolved from apes and the big bang theory, supported by real material evidence.
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Old 2005-03-20, 02:23
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

jesus looked just lie ossamabenladin fuckers
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Old 2005-03-20, 03:02
BratBatten BratBatten is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

"jesus looked just lie ossamabenladin fuckers" Hahaha ossamabenladin? You should really learn to spell.
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Old 2005-03-20, 03:08
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

Jesus may have been a real person, but he was not any differnt than you or I. The "rumors" that he was resurected after he died are false, and they were created by his disciples that simply couldn't stomach the fact he didn't smite the romans and lead them to god.

It is sick that some people live by the writings of incedents that happened thosands of years ago and have been revised hundreds of times.
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Old 2005-03-20, 06:22
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by aTribeCalledSean:

Shut.

The.

Fuck.

Up.



NO go fuck urself jewcakes
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Old 2005-03-21, 06:13
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

Most likely Jewish. Or the image would be, first Jewish because the sect focuses on a virgin birth from a Jew when Jews are the 'chosen people'. Then light-colored Roman when the religion was turned upside down and paganized with its advertisements to the Romans and Celts.
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Old 2005-03-21, 06:37
Maccabee Maccabee is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

The tribe of Judah was not black.
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Old 2005-03-21, 13:27
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by Accent:

If I believed in him (I am undecided at the moment) I would prefer to believe is he neither black nor white nor any other skin colour for that matter, that he is neither male nor female.

your talking about a green rubber dildo.
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Old 2005-03-21, 21:45
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

Jesus was mexican.

*ahem*

He was a carpenter. He walked everywhere. He always went with a lot of people.



Set and match.



Jesus was mexican.
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Old 2005-03-21, 21:55
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

quote:Originally posted by Silent Bob:

Jesus was mexican.

*ahem*

He was a carpenter. He walked everywhere. He always went with a lot of people.



Set and match.



Jesus was mexican.



....Good point.
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Old 2005-03-21, 22:06
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

He was probably more ethnic than anything.
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Old 2005-03-21, 22:15
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Default Re: Y is every body afraid of the truth? JESUS WAS BLACK. EVERY BODY KNOW THAT

jesus was black? well my dick fits in ur mouth...

*your reply* well ur dick is small

*my reply* made u scream

*your reply* did not

*my reply* cuz u were chugging my cock!



y did the ladies love jesus so much...

cuz he was hung like this *holds arms out to sides...*
 
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