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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-03-15, 00:27
PetSematary PetSematary is offline
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Default burial in the Holy Land

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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Old 2005-03-15, 04:18
Maccabee Maccabee is offline
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Sweet...
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Old 2005-03-15, 12:43
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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thats cute, i'll have to tell that one to my MiL
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Old 2005-03-15, 19:01
cerebraldisorder cerebraldisorder is offline
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Quite funny.
 
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