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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-03-12, 02:37
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doOK 
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If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
you surely cannot say "god bless you"
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#2
 2005-03-12, 04:08
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Tarnak 
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
God Bless You! Then we'd laugh and he'd smite me.
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#3
 2005-03-12, 05:16
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
quote:Originally posted by doOK:
you surely cannot say "god bless you"
You say gezuntit? ?:-(
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#4
 2005-03-12, 06:51
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.:six degrees of synesthesia:.
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
God wouldn't sneeze, since He doesn't have nasal passages.
Even if He did, I doubt there is dust in heaven.
*lol*
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#5
 2005-03-12, 16:13
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
Why couldn't you say "God bless you!"?
If God is infinite, can He not bless Himself?
God the Father and God the Holy Spirit are both spirits, so they do not have the physical capacity to sneeze, but Jesus Christ, God the Son in human flesh, could sneeze, and probably did on occasion.
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#6
 2005-03-13, 05:07
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Sentinel owl 
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
tho only reason people say that is because sneezing was a symptome of the Plague. They thought anyone who sneezed was going to die soon, so they hoped to save their soul by invoking the Lord. You know, "just in case"...
I laugh when anyone says "bless you" when people sneeze.
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#7
 2005-03-13, 07:29
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
Owned by a sneeze. (http://img.penny-arcade.com/2005/20050128l.jpg)
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#8
 2005-03-13, 08:45
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aTribeCalledSean 
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
Best thread in MGCBSOYG in forever.
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#9
 2005-03-13, 10:38
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Monochrome 
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
Great another 40 days and nights of rain...
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#10
 2005-03-14, 00:47
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Kodadragoon 
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
Just say "bless you" no god needed ever, no matter who your speaking too.
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#11
 2005-03-14, 08:07
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usanails 
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
quote:Originally posted by cerebraldisorder:
Why couldn't you say "God bless you!"?
If God is infinite, can He not bless Himself?
God the Father and God the Holy Spirit are both spirits, so they do not have the physical capacity to sneeze, but Jesus Christ, God the Son in human flesh, could sneeze, and probably did on occasion.
well said, although this topic made me think of the enormous amount of spit and snot that would cover all of existence from one 'sneeze of god.' in that case i would say, "cover your fucking mouth!"
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#12
 2005-03-15, 04:16
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
I'd say, "Bless yourself!" With attitude, and then smile.
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#13
 2005-03-15, 04:26
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akdf 
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
quote:Originally posted by doOK:
you surely cannot say "god bless you"
id say"fuck you God" "fuck you God". "you dont deserve a god bless you" goddammit
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#14
 2005-03-15, 11:17
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The Happy Chemical 
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
Sneezing is a symptom of being sick, or having stuff in you that you shouldn't. God is supposed to be perfect, so he'd never get any type of ailment or anything like that.
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#15
 2005-03-17, 03:56
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
The full saying is "God bless you, may the Devil not take you". This originated from the superstitious belief that your soul could escape when you sneezed and the Devil could take it. That is also where coving your mouth and nose when you sneeze came from.
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#16
 2005-03-19, 03:21
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
quote:Originally posted by Eudaemonistic_SOB:
That is also where coving your mouth and nose when you sneeze came from.
What about spreading germs?
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#17
 2005-03-19, 15:06
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
^ a lot of religeous "superstitions"(sp?) are there for hygienge reasons, sex before marrige was to stop stds for example.
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#18
 2005-03-20, 03:06
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
quote:Originally posted by The Happy Chemical:
Sneezing is a symptom of being sick, or having stuff in you that you shouldn't. God is supposed to be perfect, so he'd never get any type of ailment or anything like that.
They're not serious. And if they are they are stupid.
I'D SAY, "Do you need a hanky God?"!!! 
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#19
 2005-03-22, 11:06
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Kel 
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
"Blow your nose."
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#20
 2005-03-22, 11:15
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
I also want to add that if God was actually capable of such a human bodily function, the impact on the universe would be of such great magnitude that we'd be anihilated instantly.
He says He is "everywhere", at all times.
Omnipresent, and seh.
Omniexplosive.
Omnispasmodic.
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#21
 2005-03-22, 11:16
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
Death by snot.
Ew.
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#22
 2005-03-23, 22:46
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Zonko 
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Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
quote:Originally posted by Sentinel owl:
tho only reason people say that is because sneezing was a symptome of the Plague. They thought anyone who sneezed was going to die soon, so they hoped to save their soul by invoking the Lord. You know, "just in case"...
I laugh when anyone says "bless you" when people sneeze.
^ This guy's right. The bubonic plague more specificly.
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