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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-03-12, 02:37
doOK doOK is offline
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Default If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

you surely cannot say "god bless you"
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Old 2005-03-12, 04:08
Tarnak Tarnak is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

God Bless You! Then we'd laugh and he'd smite me.
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Old 2005-03-12, 05:16
goocharoni goocharoni is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

quote:Originally posted by doOK:

you surely cannot say "god bless you"

You say gezuntit? ?:-(
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Old 2005-03-12, 06:51
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

God wouldn't sneeze, since He doesn't have nasal passages.

Even if He did, I doubt there is dust in heaven.

*lol*
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Old 2005-03-12, 16:13
cerebraldisorder cerebraldisorder is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

Why couldn't you say "God bless you!"?

If God is infinite, can He not bless Himself?

God the Father and God the Holy Spirit are both spirits, so they do not have the physical capacity to sneeze, but Jesus Christ, God the Son in human flesh, could sneeze, and probably did on occasion.
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Old 2005-03-13, 05:07
Sentinel owl Sentinel owl is offline
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tho only reason people say that is because sneezing was a symptome of the Plague. They thought anyone who sneezed was going to die soon, so they hoped to save their soul by invoking the Lord. You know, "just in case"...

I laugh when anyone says "bless you" when people sneeze.
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Old 2005-03-13, 07:29
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

Owned by a sneeze. (http://img.penny-arcade.com/2005/20050128l.jpg)
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Old 2005-03-13, 08:45
aTribeCalledSean aTribeCalledSean is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

Best thread in MGCBSOYG in forever.
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Old 2005-03-13, 10:38
Monochrome Monochrome is offline
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Great another 40 days and nights of rain...
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Old 2005-03-14, 00:47
Kodadragoon Kodadragoon is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

Just say "bless you" no god needed ever, no matter who your speaking too.
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Old 2005-03-14, 08:07
usanails usanails is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

quote:Originally posted by cerebraldisorder:

Why couldn't you say "God bless you!"?

If God is infinite, can He not bless Himself?

God the Father and God the Holy Spirit are both spirits, so they do not have the physical capacity to sneeze, but Jesus Christ, God the Son in human flesh, could sneeze, and probably did on occasion.

well said, although this topic made me think of the enormous amount of spit and snot that would cover all of existence from one 'sneeze of god.' in that case i would say, "cover your fucking mouth!"
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Old 2005-03-15, 04:16
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

I'd say, "Bless yourself!" With attitude, and then smile.
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Old 2005-03-15, 04:26
akdf akdf is offline
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quote:Originally posted by doOK:

you surely cannot say "god bless you"



id say"fuck you God" "fuck you God". "you dont deserve a god bless you" goddammit
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Old 2005-03-15, 11:17
The Happy Chemical The Happy Chemical is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

Sneezing is a symptom of being sick, or having stuff in you that you shouldn't. God is supposed to be perfect, so he'd never get any type of ailment or anything like that.
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Old 2005-03-17, 03:56
Eudaemonistic_SOB Eudaemonistic_SOB is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

The full saying is "God bless you, may the Devil not take you". This originated from the superstitious belief that your soul could escape when you sneezed and the Devil could take it. That is also where coving your mouth and nose when you sneeze came from.
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Old 2005-03-19, 03:21
beergoggles beergoggles is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

quote:Originally posted by Eudaemonistic_SOB:

That is also where coving your mouth and nose when you sneeze came from.

What about spreading germs?
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Old 2005-03-19, 15:06
imarugbyball imarugbyball is offline
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^ a lot of religeous "superstitions"(sp?) are there for hygienge reasons, sex before marrige was to stop stds for example.
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Old 2005-03-20, 03:06
ZackBob ZackBob is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

quote:Originally posted by The Happy Chemical:

Sneezing is a symptom of being sick, or having stuff in you that you shouldn't. God is supposed to be perfect, so he'd never get any type of ailment or anything like that.

They're not serious. And if they are they are stupid.

I'D SAY, "Do you need a hanky God?"!!!
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Old 2005-03-22, 11:06
Kel Kel is offline
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

"Blow your nose."
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Old 2005-03-22, 11:15
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Default Re: If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

I also want to add that if God was actually capable of such a human bodily function, the impact on the universe would be of such great magnitude that we'd be anihilated instantly.

He says He is "everywhere", at all times.

Omnipresent, and seh.

Omniexplosive.

Omnispasmodic.
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Old 2005-03-22, 11:16
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Death by snot.

Ew.
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Old 2005-03-23, 22:46
Zonko Zonko is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Sentinel owl:

tho only reason people say that is because sneezing was a symptome of the Plague. They thought anyone who sneezed was going to die soon, so they hoped to save their soul by invoking the Lord. You know, "just in case"...

I laugh when anyone says "bless you" when people sneeze.

^ This guy's right. The bubonic plague more specificly.
 
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