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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-03-10, 05:04
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Default Why did God create humans?

I mean seriously. Why create us when we are going to destroy ourselves anyways. There are so many nuclear weapons in the world. We could all be dead over night. I just think God created us because he wanted a specially smart creature to fuck with and torture. And I bet ,if he is actually there, that he is getting a kick out of no matter how bad he fucks with us. We still believe and worship him. Not all humans do. But a good majority. It's really sad.
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Old 2005-03-10, 05:07
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

You're applying human standards to something inhuman.
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Old 2005-03-10, 18:15
cerebraldisorder cerebraldisorder is offline
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

God created humanity to have a personal relationship with us.

Sin got in the way, and made a division between the perfection of a holy God and the sinfulness of humankind.

God knew we couldn't save ourselves, so He sent Jesus to pay to penalty for our sins, so we could be restored into fellowship with Him.
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Old 2005-03-10, 20:07
robyextreme robyextreme is offline
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

no he made us because he wanted to see if hes penis is longer then our's
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Old 2005-03-10, 20:28
Tesseract Tesseract is offline
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

boredom?
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Old 2005-03-10, 21:21
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obsession with male genitalia. (@least in the old testimit.)
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Old 2005-03-10, 22:11
unchewed_meat unchewed_meat is offline
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

Because you're a dumb shithead, Nazi.
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Old 2005-03-10, 22:13
Decepted Soul Decepted Soul is offline
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

Because he hated his life....
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Old 2005-03-10, 22:25
Spic Power Spic Power is offline
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

quote:Originally posted by malaria:

You're applying human standards to something inhuman.
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Old 2005-03-10, 22:34
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Behind the boat house
Default Re: Why did God create humans?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spic Power
quote:Originally posted by malaria:

You're applying human standards to something inhuman.


That's true. However, it does say we're created in his image, it implies he walks, and at a certain point even implies that we are all like him "the gods". So, one could argue that may be he is similiar enough.

According to the bible, it sounds like he creates us simply out of boredom. He wasn't satisfied with his creation of the angels and wanted to create something more like himself.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-03-10, 23:10
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quote:Originally posted by unchewed_meat:

Because you're a dumb shithead, Nazi.

Ok. Fuck off.
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Old 2005-03-10, 23:18
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I guess it(not he) wanted something with will and creativity, like itself. That's my guess. Or it's just a lonely bastard.
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Old 2005-03-11, 01:04
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

I read in the bible that the number of mankind and the number of the beast were one in the same. 666. So what does that mean. Hhhmmmm. Let's ponder. Well according to this we are one in the same as Satan.

[This message has been edited by Nazi (edited 03-11-2005).]
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Old 2005-03-11, 02:30
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Being as the beast IS mankind, not the devil, nor Lucifer, nor Satan, your argument is null.
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Old 2005-03-11, 03:01
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quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Being as the beast IS mankind, not the devil, nor Lucifer, nor Satan, your argument is null.

But 666 is the number of Satan.
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Old 2005-03-11, 03:04
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

Have you read the bible? Because that last statement makes it blaringly obvious you don't know shit about it even if you have.
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Old 2005-03-11, 03:09
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quote:Originally posted by cerebraldisorder:

God created humanity to have a personal relationship with us.

That really doesn't answer the question.

Why would he create us to have a personal relationship with us?

[This message has been edited by Rust (edited 03-11-2005).]
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Old 2005-03-11, 05:02
AbsentMindedWitch AbsentMindedWitch is offline
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

I think the particular god you're talking about felt left out 'cause the other gods had already created people who were loyal to them. So this god created a lab called eden and placed his own humans into it to prove he could do better. When they disappointed him, he kicked them out and they interbred with the 'other people' mentioned in Genesis. Then he entertained himself for a while getting the others discredited and himself declared the 'only' god. Then he got tired of devine politics, got bored with earth, and moved on.
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Old 2005-03-11, 06:01
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spic Power
quote:Originally posted by malaria:

You're applying human standards to something inhuman.


My thoughts exactly. Although christianity (and other religions?), state that god created us in his image, to me, this is a very silly concept, and seems pretty obviously wrong.
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Old 2005-03-11, 06:37
Fai1safe Fai1safe is offline
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Love the name Nazi... Do you actualy belive in the political things that it means or are your just some retarted little boy who wants to look tuff.
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Old 2005-03-11, 06:41
Eil Eil is offline
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god created humans to enjoy the divinity of suffering.
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Old 2005-03-11, 17:13
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quote:Originally posted by cerebraldisorder:

Sin got in the way, and made a division between the perfection of a holy God and the sinfulness of humankind.



Now I didn't read the bible, but wouldnt god have created sin too? He did create the bush with the forbidden friut things, no?
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Old 2005-03-11, 18:12
Nemisis Nemisis is offline
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quote:Originally posted by AbsentMindedWitch:

they interbred with the 'other people' mentioned in Genesis.



Makes one wonder where these "other people" came from.
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Old 2005-03-11, 19:56
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quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

That's true. However, it does say we're created in his image, it implies he walks, and at a certain point even implies that we are all like him "the gods". So, one could argue that may be he is similiar enough.

According to the bible, it sounds like he creates us simply out of boredom. He wasn't satisfied with his creation of the angels and wanted to create something more like himself.

Cheers,

Lost

Agreed. Though I was trying to not-assume he was referring to the Christian God.
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Old 2005-03-12, 21:31
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

quote:Originally posted by Fai1safe:

Love the name Nazi... Do you actualy belive in the political things that it means or are your just some retarted little boy who wants to look tuff.

Uh ok? It's just a name I picked because I figured that I would get a lot of shit about it from dumbasses that say shit before the actually know my point of view.
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Old 2005-03-12, 21:48
Enraged Panda Enraged Panda is offline
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

God didn't create humans. Humans created the idea of God.
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Old 2005-03-12, 22:09
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Wow...that was...mind-boggling.

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Old 2005-03-12, 22:19
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.:six degrees of synesthesia:.
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quote:Originally posted by Rust:

That really doesn't answer the question.

Why would he create us to have a personal relationship with us?



One could speculate about that for a lifetime.

Suffice it to say that He did create us, and the purpose of our creation is to have a relationship with us.

Why is the "why" so important to you ?
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Old 2005-03-12, 22:37
Subliminal Appartion Subliminal Appartion is offline
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Default Re: Why did God create humans?

Because a lot of humans are't exactly happy with a blunt explination. This is a very scientific era and every has got to be explained. That's one on the things I like about this time era.
 
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