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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-03-06, 23:56
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According to the Title of this forum, I'd think we would be comparing our God to each others. Rather your God be the world, Buddah, Muhammed, etc. So.. Say something about your God.

My God has love for me that is unconditional and never changing. My God not only forgives and heals me of my sicknesses and trespasses but he too forgets my sins and calls me whole/complete/perfect/blameless, because his love for me has made me that. My God tells me that it isn't the church that saves you, or the length of your hair, or how you dress, but your personal relationship with him. My God has prepared a place for me in the Kingdom of Heaven.
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Old 2005-03-07, 00:00
chaski86 chaski86 is offline
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haha, the ignorance.. the arrogance. You make a good representative of not only religion, but more specifically Christianity. Thanks for making the religious attitude apparent to everyone here, poster boy.
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Old 2005-03-07, 00:03
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quote:Originally posted by chaski86:

haha, the ignorance.. the arrogance. You make a good representative of not only religion, but more specifically Christianity. Thanks for making the religious attitude apparent to everyone here, poster boy.

Your insults bother me in the least. Dare you try again?
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Old 2005-03-07, 02:33
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if i was a oscar mier weiner... that is what i truly want to be (bom dum bom)
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Old 2005-03-07, 07:23
Tarnak Tarnak is offline
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If the gods started fighting...

Allah would go first; he'd run up to the nearest god and blow himself up. He'd probably target the Trinity, so that'd eliminate two major players. I think Brahma, Shiva, and whatshisname would totally own the greek pantheon, because there's less of them to share godly power among and they are thusly more powerful. Buddha would get totally raped and sodomized by the Shintos; he's way too peaceful. Wiccans would be turned into firewood.
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Old 2005-03-07, 07:26
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quote:Originally posted by chaski86:

haha, the ignorance.. the arrogance. You make a good representative of not only immature teens, but more specifically rebellion. Thanks for making the animosity apparent to everyone here, poster boy.

Aw, Chaski...you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.

It isn't becoming.
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Old 2005-03-07, 07:28
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quote:Originally posted by Tarnak:

If the gods started fighting...

Allah would go first; he'd run up to the nearest god and blow himself up. He'd probably target the Trinity, so that'd eliminate two major players. I think Brahma, Shiva, and whatshisname would totally own the greek pantheon, because there's less of them to share godly power among and they are thusly more powerful. Buddha would get totally raped and sodomized by the Shintos; he's way too peaceful. Wiccans would be turned into firewood.

I think God would just say, "I AM." and they'd all be blown away.

It happened. Want the verse ?
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Old 2005-03-07, 18:51
Fai1safe Fai1safe is offline
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46 thats all i have to say.
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Old 2005-03-07, 18:56
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What about the viking gods? Thor would pwn.
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Old 2005-03-07, 20:11
Garibaldi Garibaldi is offline
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Your all wrong, Priapus (Roman god of male fertility) would rape every other gods and godesses with his gigantic penis!

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