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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-03-06, 12:05
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Default God screwed us all over* he tricked us

ok, so god told them not to eat from the tree, well god should have know we are curious. there dor god fucked us in the ass. he tricked them in to eating it. there by saying we have free will when we dont really. kinda like when someone says dont do something and then someone does it when the other person is not there. everyone breaks the law... why? because we can if someone says no we say why. and that is why god fuck you all in the ass.
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Old 2005-03-06, 15:09
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Yeah, we should get that bastard back.
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Old 2005-03-06, 19:29
need4speed need4speed is offline
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The human brain is unable to think in negatives.

If somebody tells us not to spill the milk, we have to actually think about spilling the milk to know what to avoid.

Often this results in spilling the milk.
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Old 2005-03-06, 22:09
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He's God, so he must have known it was going to happen.

This is why the bible should not be taken literally. It makes God an old bearded asshole.
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Old 2005-03-07, 19:05
Fai1safe Fai1safe is offline
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quote:Originally posted by need4speed:

The human brain is unable to think in negatives.

If somebody tells us not to spill the milk, we have to actually think about spilling the milk to know what to avoid.

Often this results in spilling the milk.



Truth. That always happens to me.
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Old 2005-03-07, 19:18
Outlaw Skumfuck Outlaw Skumfuck is offline
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But what if he was just playing a joke? "Heh, I bet I can get them to eat from the tree...then I can act all mad at them.....and when it is all over we can all have a good laugh!" .....I am still waiting for his punchline.
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Old 2005-03-07, 20:48
Tesseract Tesseract is offline
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Yeah, kind of like that thing with Abraham and his son. I don't think he thought it was that funny either.
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Old 2005-03-08, 23:45
Arumus Arumus is offline
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or Job, don't forget Job. Who God screwed over to win a bet with Satan
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Old 2005-03-09, 01:51
akdf akdf is offline
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i dont understand god.
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Old 2005-03-10, 04:24
Kodadragoon Kodadragoon is offline
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Well (according to some christian beliefs not mine) it was gods plan for that to happen so he could *sacrifice* christ for us to go to heaven...
 
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