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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-03-05, 19:27
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Default Why does God say that our genitals are shameful?

I'm just saying that I'm really happy that I have genitals and I'm not going to be ashamed of mine.

[This message has been edited by Nazi (edited 03-05-2005).]
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Old 2005-03-05, 19:33
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quote:Originally posted by Nazi:

I'm just saying that I'm really happy that I have genitals and I'm not going to be ashamed of mine.



You're odd.
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Old 2005-03-05, 19:38
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quote:Originally posted by HellzShellz:

You're odd.

Why, thank you. I.... I just don't know what to say.
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Old 2005-03-05, 20:36
God of Toilets God of Toilets is offline
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I like my penis.
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Old 2005-03-05, 21:19
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quote:Originally posted by God of Toilets:

I like my penis.

I like your penis
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Old 2005-03-05, 21:31
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quote:Originally posted by HellzShellz:

You're odd.
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Old 2005-03-05, 21:32
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Can you find the passage where it says that? I think you're rightish. I think it does say something like that. But, I think the way it was put was the was saying how shamefull it was that they were naked, not their genitals in particular. But, I don't remember for certain.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-03-05, 22:10
God of Toilets God of Toilets is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Source:

I like your penis

WTF BBQ

Who are you?
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Old 2005-03-06, 04:27
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Default Re: Why does God say that our genitals are shameful?

God never said that genitals should be something we are ashamed of.

When we were created, we were made in His image. Our creation was "perfect", according to Him.

That includes our genitals.

What we should be ashamed of is what we do with our genitals, and what we think about as a result of having genitals, if it is outside of God's will.

It's just like being angry. We are created to experience the emotion of anger. It's not bad, in and of itself.

What we DO with it makes it either bad or good.
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Old 2005-03-06, 05:17
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

God never said that genitals should be something we are ashamed of.

When we were created, we were made in His image. Our creation was "perfect", according to Him.

That includes our genitals.

What we should be ashamed of is what we do with our genitals, and what we think about as a result of having genitals, if it is outside of God's will.

It's just like being angry. We are created to experience the emotion of anger. It's not bad, in and of itself.

What we DO with it makes it either bad or good.

Then why once Adam and Eve ate the fruit of the forbiddin tree did they know the shame of being naked? And I am definetly not ashamed of what I do with my genitals. And nobody should be ashamed.
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Old 2005-03-06, 05:58
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What I find really amusing is that a Cardinal has to squeeze the Pope's testicles after he's elected in order to make sure he's male.
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Old 2005-03-06, 06:41
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Yea he sits in a special chair or something. Lol the catholic religion is inheirently sexist .
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Old 2005-03-06, 08:30
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quote:Originally posted by Nazi:

Then why once Adam and Eve ate the fruit of the forbiddin tree did they know the shame of being naked? And I am definetly not ashamed of what I do with my genitals. And nobody should be ashamed.

Because then they had the knowledge of what they were not supposed to be thinking about and doing with their genitalia.

Also, embarassment and guilt immediately became a part of their hard-wiring at that point. They knew they had disobeyed God, so they hid.

If you have no conviction (which I don't believe), then you have not allowed yourself to.

You could say that is circular, except we ALL understand nothing without experiencing. (that includes reading about any given subject)

Sin is a beach.
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Old 2005-03-06, 12:09
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Because then they had the knowledge of what they were not supposed to be thinking about and doing with their genitalia.

Also, embarassment and guilt immediately became a part of their hard-wiring at that point. They knew they had disobeyed God, so they hid.

If you have no conviction (which I don't believe), then you have not allowed yourself to.

You could say that is circular, except we ALL understand nothing without experiencing. (that includes reading about any given subject)

Sin is a beach.



ok mr smarty pants why would god not want them thinking things? huh? cause you have to keep the people ignorant in order to rule over them, thats why most conservatives are christian, they are ignorant.

look at history most of history is filled with liberal minded people, why? cause they have the answer, they seek the truth.
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Old 2005-03-06, 17:42
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quote:Originally posted by bushy:



ok mr smarty pants why would god not want them thinking things? huh? cause you have to keep the people ignorant in order to rule over them, thats why most conservatives are christian, they are ignorant.

look at history most of history is filled with liberal minded people, why? cause they have the answer, they seek the truth.

Amen.
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Old 2005-03-06, 18:34
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

God never said that genitals should be something we are ashamed of.

When we were created, we were made in His image. Our creation was "perfect", according to Him.

That includes our genitals.

What we should be ashamed of is what we do with our genitals, and what we think about as a result of having genitals, if it is outside of God's will.

It's just like being angry. We are created to experience the emotion of anger. It's not bad, in and of itself.

What we DO with it makes it either bad or good.

Hmm I thought God was made of pure energy? If that's so he/she wouldn't have genitals as energy is genderless.
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Old 2005-03-06, 23:47
StraitUpSkankin StraitUpSkankin is offline
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Saying god is made of pure energy is a worthless argument, since you can't prove he exists. How do you say something is made of something when you don't even know it exists?
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Old 2005-03-07, 02:48
Charles Thunder Charles Thunder is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Sin is a beach.

Duh.
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Old 2005-03-07, 03:53
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Because of this:

http://www.totse.com/en/religion/christianity/becomingaeunuc179057.html
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Old 2005-03-07, 07:01
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quote:Originally posted by bushy:



ok mr smarty pants why would god not want them thinking things? huh? cause you have to keep the people ignorant in order to rule over them, thats why most conservatives are christian, they are ignorant.

look at history most of history is filled with liberal minded people, why? cause they have the answer, they seek the truth.

Ummm...no.

It's because man is born into sin, and will do what comes naturally to him, which is rebel against God.

It is harder to believe in God, and that is the way that it was designed.

So, go ahead and keep on the "easy" road.

I could do whatever my body wanted, just as easily as you could. But I don't, and that results in my being conservative. I believe that in order to control the flesh, one must die to it.

But I think that is a little to deep into Christianity, at this point in the conversation.

Suffice it to say that your intolerance is flattering.

You're a sweetie pie !

And for the record, the first part of your post wasn't even remotely related to what I said, so I am not going to reply to it.

(Oh, and I am Mrs. Smarty Pants. *smiles*)
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Old 2005-03-07, 07:04
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quote:Originally posted by Nemisis:

Hmm I thought God was made of pure energy? If that's so he/she wouldn't have genitals as energy is genderless.



I didn't say God had genitals.

Read it again, please.
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Old 2005-03-07, 07:11
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Could you guys stop discussing G-Ds genitalia or lack thereof... LOL... what the fuck is wrong with y'all?
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Old 2005-03-07, 07:19
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quote:Can you find the passage where it says that? I think you're rightish. I think it does say something like that. But, I think the way it was put was the was saying how shamefull it was that they were naked, not their genitals in particular. But, I don't remember for certain.

It's odd... I haven't read the bible, but I do know the stories in it. Wasn't putting on clothes part of Adam + Eves sinfulness? If that's the case, then wouldn't clothes be sinful not a lack thereof?

quote:What I find really amusing is that a Cardinal has to squeeze the Pope's testicles after he's elected in order to make sure he's male.

Depdning on how well you know history, there may have been a female pope for a short time. (800s)

quote:Hmm I thought God was made of pure energy? If that's so he/she wouldn't have genitals as energy is genderless.

Ignorance.
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Old 2005-03-08, 03:00
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Nazi, your genitils are shamfull. There tiny and couldn't pleasure a mouse, you fucking unequiped bastard. Everyone hates you. DICK.
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Old 2005-03-08, 04:29
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quote:Originally posted by bored_test_subject:

Nazi, your genitils are shamfull. There tiny and couldn't pleasure a mouse, you fucking unequiped bastard. Everyone hates you. DICK.

lol.I love you too.
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Old 2005-03-08, 05:45
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

I didn't say God had genitals.

Read it again, please.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:When we were created, we were made in His image. Our creation was "perfect", according to Him.

That includes our genitals.



If this doesn't mean God has genitals, I can't say I follow. And why would the Bible refer to God as Him if he didn't have a penis?
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Old 2005-03-08, 12:58
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If you can control sex and death,

you can control everything else.
 
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