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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-02-22, 22:21
l337 l337 is offline
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Default Catholic Churches view on masturbation

What is it?
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Old 2005-02-22, 22:23
COF COF is offline
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Same as christan churches, work of the devil.

Glad I'm a wiccan, we're aloud to masturbate, or whatever as long as it harms no-one else.
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Old 2005-02-22, 22:43
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This topic, AGAIN ?

*sighs*
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Old 2005-02-22, 22:48
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quote:Originally posted by COF:

Same as christan churches, work of the devil.

Glad I'm a wiccan, we're aloud to masturbate, or whatever as long as it harms no-one else.

Lol why is it the work of the devil? Just beacuse it has resulted in not as many believers being bourn?
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Old 2005-02-22, 22:55
Beta69 Beta69 is offline
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So easy,

The priests do it for you.



Ok, real answer,

Are you too lazy to google search it? http://www.catholic.com/chastity/q11.asp

I think lazyness is a sin too.

It's simple, if it is enjoyable, the catholic church probably thinks it's a sin. If it has anything to do with sex but doesn't get someone pregnant, it's a sin. If it does get someone pregnant but you aren't married it's a sin.
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Old 2005-02-22, 23:27
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quote:Originally posted by NightVision:

Lol why is it the work of the devil? Just beacuse it has resulted in not as many believers being bourn?

I was saying that in the way a Christian/Catholic would say it because they blame anything they don't like on the devil.
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Old 2005-02-22, 23:45
lucid_dreamer lucid_dreamer is offline
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quote:Originally posted by COF:

Same as christan churcheses



Actually the majority of chrisitian churches are "catholic" churches, even the protestant and Eastern Orthodox ones(which is what I assume you mean by "christian churches")...

Most people refer to the Roman Catholic Church as THE Catholic Church, but the other branches can be considered catholic too..





[This message has been edited by lucid_dreamer (edited 02-23-2005).]
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Old 2005-02-23, 05:00
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The real answer is that masturbation is a sin because it is a form of self-mutilation... not sure why, didn't really go the indepth into (this was from a private school)...
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Old 2005-02-24, 02:47
Gyhth Gyhth is offline
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This is the verse normally used by the church, or other religious figures to show that masturbation is wrong.

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Genesis 38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.





Referance: http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/gen/38.html

The believe of the church is that it is a form of birth control, and as we all know, the church finds all forms of birth control -even condoms - to be "wrong" and "taking away from human life".
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Old 2005-02-24, 07:24
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If they were concerned about killing unconceive babies it would be ok for women to masturbate but not for men. The last time this came up the general answer was that masturbation is a form of adultery because you usualy need to think about someone to get it up/get the juices flowing.
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Old 2005-02-25, 04:18
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quote:Originally posted by Gyhth:



Genesis 38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.





That is indeed the passage normally butchered to mean "spilling your seed is evil" but the truth is, if I recall correctly, sunday school was quite a few years ago, Onan was ordered by God to impregnate his brothers wife, he refused, spilled his seed and was struck dead.

He was killed for disobeying god, not for spilling his seed.
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Old 2005-02-26, 02:07
krime-one* krime-one* is offline
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I think this article pretty much sums it up. http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/issues/current/news/feature.html
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Old 2005-02-26, 02:16
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quote:Originally posted by Karik:



That is indeed the passage normally butchered to mean "spilling your seed is evil" but the truth is, if I recall correctly, sunday school was quite a few years ago, Onan was ordered by God to impregnate his brothers wife, he refused, spilled his seed and was struck dead.

He was killed for disobeying god, not for spilling his seed.

Now thats some fucked up shit. GOd glorifying cheating...

btw this is all the stuff they hate http://www.catholic.com/library/voters_guide.asp

and i'm all for except gay mairrage beacuse fags jsut tend to piss me off.
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Old 2005-02-26, 21:33
Thisnamesucks791 Thisnamesucks791 is offline
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its ok if a priest is doing it onto a young boy but other than that, it makes people happy and that pisses god off. god damn I hate christians
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Old 2005-02-26, 21:45
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The formal term for "masturbate" in German is "onanieren". The name Onan is of course Semitic, but the verb is of Latin origin, as with all verbs ending in "-ieren".

Germanic origin:

brechen - to break

sprechen - to speak

wissen - to know

sagen - to say

Latin origin:

studieren - to study

(in Latin and Italian the verb is "studiare", in French "étudier", and Spanish "estudiar")
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Old 2005-02-27, 02:02
fstabber fstabber is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Billy Idol:

The formal term for "masturbate" in German is "onanieren". The name Onan is of course Semitic, but the verb is of Latin origin, as with all verbs ending in "-ieren".



Onan was the name of the guy who slept with the angel, right?
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Old 2005-02-27, 21:13
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quote:Originally posted by l337:

What is it?



It's a simple biological drive that is built into everyone of us. If God didn't intend for it to be pleasurable then he wouldn't have made it so. Also it isn't self mutilation regardless of what some church goer's believe.

I'm mean men & women have wet dreams. Is that a sin. I don't think so because you can't control your dreams.

Also I for one would rather a person be allowed to masturbate and relieve excess sexual tension than to go out and get someone pregnant though unprotected sex, or worse go out and rape someone.
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Old 2005-02-28, 21:53
lakelaxrookie49 lakelaxrookie49 is offline
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"Also, pray three Hail Mary's each day for purity of mind, body, and heart"

so if you pray twice its useless?
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Old 2005-03-03, 01:09
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Before modern science came about about and tought us that sperm fertiliezs the egg and then forms life, the chruch beleive that sperm were acutally litte babies that needed to be "housed" in the womens fetus. Thats why they say "taking away humans life".
 
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