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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-02-20, 16:15
TheDivineShaft TheDivineShaft is offline
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Default Why would anyone go to church?

that shit is fucking boring. you just sit there while some asshole talks on a stage.

thats shits gay. why would anyone put themselves through that shit?
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Old 2005-02-20, 16:32
Nemisis Nemisis is offline
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quote:Originally posted by TheDivineShaft:

that shit is fucking boring. you just sit there while some asshole talks on a stage.

thats shits gay. why would anyone put themselves through that shit?

Alot of people have been taught that you have to go to church in order to show respect to God.

But. There was a document that was uncovered in the middle east years ago. It was written in arameic. This was suppost to have been the language of jesus. This document was suppost to have been written by jesus himself in the ngiht the soldiers cam to take him away.

This document stated that God isn't contained in the walls of temples but everywhere in nature and most importantly in our own hearts.

The vatican denounced it right away as a fake. There are many scholars that believe it to be the real thing, and that the church is affraid if you believe this, they will be out of a job.

Don't know if that's true or not, but I thought it might apply to your question.
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Old 2005-02-20, 16:45
1duck 1duck is offline
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Its a lot easier to meditate and pray properly in a church.

The preacher is just there to help us interpret the bible i suppose but then again i stopped going to church when i was 13 so i wouldnt really know.
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Old 2005-02-20, 16:56
Nemisis Nemisis is offline
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quote:Originally posted by 1duck:

Its a lot easier to meditate and pray properly in a church.

I don't see how?
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Old 2005-02-20, 17:30
1duck 1duck is offline
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because everyone shuts the fuck up and they have the candles and the music and the random preaching in the usual calm fashion.

Its not like the normal world where everyone are strangers there you are together as a community its kindof sad really but church brings together people from all lifestyles and for that one short hour everyone is equal,no one sits around talking or generally being annoying.

i dont know really.
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Old 2005-02-20, 18:30
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Because church hypnotizes you

into believing what goes

totally against logic and

common sense.
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Old 2005-02-20, 20:54
l337 l337 is offline
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Default Re: Why would anyone go to church?

You go to learn the teachings of the Bible. The preist helps you by explaining it for you and putting it into situations for you to understand.
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Old 2005-02-20, 21:48
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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Default Re: Why would anyone go to church?

I do believe church is primarily for clarification of doctrine, socializing (strengthening community ties), and discussing ecclesiastical matters with those who understand them well.

You don't have to go to church, but many people certainly seem to find it helpful and at least occasionally useful.
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Old 2005-02-21, 07:50
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Church is good for the social aspect - the support, the stability, the ritual of it makes some people feel comfortable. I'm not one of those people and I happen to believe it's a mistake for people to go to a church, listen to one mans interpretation of the bible, and trust his word.

But, that's just me.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-02-21, 11:22
fstabber fstabber is offline
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quote:Originally posted by TheDivineShaft:

that shit is fucking boring. you just sit there while some asshole talks on a stage.

thats shits gay. why would anyone put themselves through that shit?

to pick up chicks (okay, they probably won't sleep with you immediately, but they're probably loyal). or, more generally, to build communities and social networks.
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Old 2005-02-21, 15:38
Krispy Krispy is offline
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Default Re: Why would anyone go to church?

Most western religions are very "community" emphasized. Christianity is one. Christians meet in church because it provides a good enviroment for their children. Children can get a good foundation on the faith while they're growing up. It also allows for fellowship. Doing everything together helps get a Christian Comminuty of Brothers and Sisters in Christ.

It's also like a million year old tradition too.
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Old 2005-02-23, 07:22
succhia succhia is offline
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Because it gives you a false sense that you are a good person?
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Old 2005-02-23, 10:19
Infernal Infernal is offline
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Default Re: Why would anyone go to church?

What about the churches with African-american priests? They seem neat.
 
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