I would totally hit it.

Angels are probably hot.

If angels impregnated a bunch

of women, there must be angel sex.

With all the bad-asses in hell,

there has got to be lots of lonely

she-angels in heaven.

Maybe they read totse?

Ummm, I guess I might, depends on what mood I was in. However strange this thread may be, I'll give you some info on some "Supernatural" sex beings. Except they aren't angels, their demons or as you put it "Bad Asses".

Succubus:

In medieval European folklore, a female demon (or evil spirit) who visits men in their sleep to lie with them in ghostly sexual intercourse. The man who falls victim to a succubus will not awaken, although may experience it in a dream. The male counterpart is the incubus.

http://www.occultopedia.com/s/succubus.htm

Thats just if you interested in that type of stuff, but this doesn't have much to do with religion, more S&A I think.

Ya, it would be interesting to see what happened if I knocked her up. Apparently the Bible says we would have a giant.

"Would you fuck an angel?"

I feel sad.

quote:Originally posted by Uncus:

"Would you fuck an angel?"

I feel sad.

The worst thing is that I've though about it before.

quote:Originally posted by Monochrome:

The worst thing is that I've though about it before.

Right. I knew I wasn't the only one.

I already did, and her name was Pamela Handerson.

http://www.partydomain.co.uk/d-commerce/media/SM22331-L.jpg

[This message has been edited by Viraljimmy (edited 02-11-2005).]

Nah, everytime there is Angel-human sexual contact shit goes bad for those involved, and people die.

fuck yeah! id take on two males and two females at once! WITH NO LUBE!!

i bet angel semen tastes sweet

Holy crap, totse is like a moron-magnet. How come other forums don't have stupid trolls?

This is the My God forum...90% of threads are meant solely to offend Christians because the majority of totse's population is children going through the 'rebel' stage.

Well, that and the fact that the word "shit" is in the title...

quote:Originally posted by chainy:

Holy crap, totse is like a moron-magnet. How come other forums don't have stupid trolls?

This post was a joke.

And not everybody knows the

christian belief that angels

can have real sex with humans.

With that in mind, eat my ass.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

This is the My God forum...90% of threads are meant solely to offend Christians because the majority of totse's population is children going through the 'rebel' stage.

I disagree. We have the occasional Bible Basher in here, but many those posts are just questions to a questionable reigion.

I have no pity for you

I don't need your pity, but you need the whole of the universe to counter the immense stupidity you just displayed. Almost every thread that questions Christianity isn't done in a search for truth, but in an attempt to piss of Christians. There are those who can easily refrain from doing such, but most of the children on totse are just pissed at Christianity because it's a massive target, popular as can be in the West, and is also a symbol of servitude towards a higher power (the most common symbol that children rebel against).

Yeah, I disagree with Christianity and all...but people have their reasons for their beliefs, and if they wish to believe, I don't care. Others believing in Christianity doesn't stop me from not believing in it, or any other religion. What would be nice though, is if more of the people who believed in Christianity took that faith and put it into Yeshua instead of the institution. (I think DS may even agree with that one).

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I don't need your pity, but you need the whole of the universe to counter the immense stupidity you just displayed. Almost every thread that questions Christianity isn't done in a search for truth, but in an attempt to piss of Christians. There are those who can easily refrain from doing such, but most of the children on totse are just pissed at Christianity because it's a massive target, popular as can be in the West, and is also a symbol of servitude towards a higher power (the most common symbol that children rebel against).

Yeah, I disagree with Christianity and all...but people have their reasons for their beliefs, and if they wish to believe, I don't care. Others believing in Christianity doesn't stop me from not believing in it, or any other religion. What would be nice though, is if more of the people who believed in Christianity took that faith and put it into Yeshua instead of the institution. (I think DS may even agree with that one).

Take that up with the Christians then. Christianity is a target, but it targets as well, which is why I said I have no pity for you (I assumed you were a Christian, as is the normal reaction).

I apologize for the bluntness, but I took it as you looking for sympathy/pity.

I also feel I showed no stupidity. If a posters intent is to piss Christians off, so what? I've been pissed when people blast Satanism, but I try to inform them instead of calling them stupid.

quote:Originally posted by Clifford the Big Red Bong:

fuck yeah! id take on two males and two females at once! WITH NO LUBE!!

i bet angel semen tastes sweet

Hell to the nah, that was actually very funny, in a gross kinda way.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

This is the My God forum...90% of threads are meant solely to offend Christians because the majority of totse's population is children going through the 'rebel' stage.

Half-truth. I agree with Hex but I also think that this forum has more intelligent topics and conversations than the others.

It's a whole truth...I said 90% of them are designed to piss of Christians. There's a 10% opening in which this forum generally rocks.

sorry to go all pansy on you guys but if angels actually existed i'd have to take many things into account. purity, whether they wanted/enjoyed it, etc.

No. We don't need any more floods...

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

This is the My God forum...90% of threads are meant solely to offend Christians because the majority of totse's population is children going through the 'rebel' stage.

i already explained this in another thread.

just because most people think christianity is ludacris doesnt make them "rebels".

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

This is the My God forum...90% of threads are meant solely to offend Christians because the majority of totse's population is children going through the 'rebel' stage.

Haha, there is some truth to that.

Angels don't have any sexual organs. I doubt they'd have assholes, either -- they're from heaven, after all.

quote:Originally posted by Erikus:

Angels don't have any sexual organs. I doubt they'd have assholes, either -- they're from heaven, after all.

It's in the bible, they do.

Male angels had ex with and

impregnated human women.

If there are male angels with

cocks, there must be female

angels with twats. Unless

heaven is a big gay orgy,

and god got pissed because his

boyfriend left.

I dont think there are female angels. All the Angels named in the Bible are Male (or at least have male names).

So....would you still fuck an angel?

quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:

It's in the bible, they do.

Male angels had ex with and

impregnated human women.

If there are male angels with

cocks, there must be female

angels with twats. Unless

heaven is a big gay orgy,

and god got pissed because his

boyfriend left.

I don't know what bible you've read, but angels DON'T have sex organs. The terms male and female don't mean male and female the way we think.

Not all angels are male, the Satan and his angels were male though. They were called the Grigori, or the Bene Ba Elohim. Which roughly translates to Sons of God(s).

The angels ARE NOT made of the same thing as we are. That's why they're called, Celestial beings. Angels do, however, have the ability to become 'flesh', use of this ability is what ultimately lead to, 'the Fall'.

They became flesh (the Grigori) and had sex with the daughters of mankind, and taught them things that they weren't supposed to. So God flung them from heaven and banished them to hell. He even dubbed the Satan king of hell and forced him to stay here. (Oops, did I just reveal the place I blieve is meant to be hell?)

In the ORIGINAL bible, hell was any place withOUT the 'Light of God'. Hell is also said to be a place reaking of the sulpher that burned in it. Sulpher, as we all know (hopefully), happens to be a thing made of MATTER, which ephemeral beings and places are not.....

And to the meticulous wise ares...

Fell free to use the common spelling of Sulpher, and don't bother me about it.

SULFUR SULFUR SULFUR......SULFUR!

Kiddering

quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:

I would totally hit it.

Angels are probably hot.

If angels impregnated a bunch

of women, there must be angel sex.

With all the bad-asses in hell,

there has got to be lots of lonely

she-angels in heaven.

Maybe they read totse?

Did you NOT learn anything from that freaking tsunami???

quote:Originally posted by Erikus:

Angels don't have any sexual organs. I doubt they'd have assholes, either -- they're from heaven, after all.



Ah, but they do have mouths, no?

I fucked Daddy's Little Angel before. It was great and I would do it again.