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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-02-07, 17:31
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sergeant_dildo 
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mary was raped by the holy spirit...
...now, before you all get defensive and flamey, just think about it. by definition it's correct. god is a sick, raping bastard. the cunt
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#2
 2005-02-07, 17:42
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
Thank you. Finally a person that agrees with me. Kind of..I don't think he is a sick raping bastard...or a cunt..
[This message has been edited by Sanity0verRated (edited 02-07-2005).]
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#3
 2005-02-07, 18:51
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
rape1 ( P )Pronunciation Key (rp) n.
The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.
The act of seizing and carrying off by force; abduction.
Abusive or improper treatment; violation: a rape of justice.
I'm no Christian, but that's not how I learned it happening.
[This message has been edited by Krispy (edited 02-07-2005).]
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#4
 2005-02-07, 19:15
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sergeant_dildo 
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
^^^^ well you know what i mean. god forcefully impregnated her, the wanker. good job he didn't have AIDS
edit: yeah i spelt impregnate 'inpregnate'. fuck knows...
[This message has been edited by sergeant_dildo (edited 02-07-2005).]
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#5
 2005-02-07, 21:46
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Krispy 
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
"Forcefully impregnate" is not the definition of rape, therefore you just Owned your own thread.
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#6
 2005-02-07, 22:10
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Kid_Blow 
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
quote:Originally posted by sergeant_dildo:
good job he didn't have AIDS
Who knows, if one of those black religions is right, God is black......so?
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#7
 2005-02-08, 02:01
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Behind the boat house
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
I wouldn't say he raped her. Actually, it's kind of hard to tell what happened there. She seemed to be happy about having the baby, and I don't think there was any actual "rape" involved. I'm pretty sure she just all of a sudden was with child. Then, to save face, Josef married her (as was the tradition back then: if a young girl was pregnant out of wedlocked an older man would take her in to save face.)
Cheers,
Lost
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#8
 2005-02-08, 02:04
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
Mabye she just cheated on jospeh and made up a bogus lie.
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#9
 2005-02-08, 02:58
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
quote:Originally posted by Hentai:
Mabye she just cheated on jospeh and made up a bogus lie.
Wow...wouldn't it be great if we had that now..."I sware I never slept with her...it's not my kid, she slept with God"
-Val
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#10
 2005-02-08, 03:28
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
Jesus was just an A-sexual clone of Mary with jacked up hormones that made him look like a man.
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#11
 2005-02-08, 03:47
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
Actually angel gabriel asked if it was okay with her that she was gonna have jesus and she said "let it be" also known as the fiat, therefore she consented to it.
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#12
 2005-02-08, 06:38
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
I have weird fucked up theory on this...mary was raped but not by no angel...She was Tripping on like shrooms or some other natural hallucigen and then her husband came and had raped her
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#13
 2005-02-08, 06:47
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Re: mary was raped by the holy spirit...
What the fuck is taking the Kalki so long to get here?
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