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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-02-07, 17:31
sergeant_dildo sergeant_dildo is offline
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Default mary was raped by the holy spirit...

...now, before you all get defensive and flamey, just think about it. by definition it's correct. god is a sick, raping bastard. the cunt
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Old 2005-02-07, 17:42
Sanity0verRated Sanity0verRated is offline
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Thank you. Finally a person that agrees with me. Kind of..I don't think he is a sick raping bastard...or a cunt..

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Old 2005-02-07, 18:51
Krispy Krispy is offline
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rape1 ( P )Pronunciation Key (rp) n.

The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.

The act of seizing and carrying off by force; abduction.

Abusive or improper treatment; violation: a rape of justice.



I'm no Christian, but that's not how I learned it happening.

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Old 2005-02-07, 19:15
sergeant_dildo sergeant_dildo is offline
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^^^^ well you know what i mean. god forcefully impregnated her, the wanker. good job he didn't have AIDS

edit: yeah i spelt impregnate 'inpregnate'. fuck knows...

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Old 2005-02-07, 21:46
Krispy Krispy is offline
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"Forcefully impregnate" is not the definition of rape, therefore you just Owned your own thread.
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Old 2005-02-07, 22:10
Kid_Blow Kid_Blow is offline
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quote:Originally posted by sergeant_dildo:

good job he didn't have AIDS



Who knows, if one of those black religions is right, God is black......so?
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Old 2005-02-08, 02:01
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I wouldn't say he raped her. Actually, it's kind of hard to tell what happened there. She seemed to be happy about having the baby, and I don't think there was any actual "rape" involved. I'm pretty sure she just all of a sudden was with child. Then, to save face, Josef married her (as was the tradition back then: if a young girl was pregnant out of wedlocked an older man would take her in to save face.)

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-02-08, 02:04
Hentai Hentai is offline
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Mabye she just cheated on jospeh and made up a bogus lie.
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Old 2005-02-08, 02:58
Valmont Valmont is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Hentai:

Mabye she just cheated on jospeh and made up a bogus lie.

Wow...wouldn't it be great if we had that now..."I sware I never slept with her...it's not my kid, she slept with God"

-Val
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Old 2005-02-08, 03:28
Slash_1001 Slash_1001 is offline
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Jesus was just an A-sexual clone of Mary with jacked up hormones that made him look like a man.
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Old 2005-02-08, 03:47
Zerataul Zerataul is offline
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Actually angel gabriel asked if it was okay with her that she was gonna have jesus and she said "let it be" also known as the fiat, therefore she consented to it.
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Old 2005-02-08, 06:38
Nokturnal Nokturnal is offline
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I have weird fucked up theory on this...mary was raped but not by no angel...She was Tripping on like shrooms or some other natural hallucigen and then her husband came and had raped her
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Old 2005-02-08, 06:47
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the Vinland
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What the fuck is taking the Kalki so long to get here?
 
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