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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-02-02, 15:52
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mo, usa
Default a simple religion...

...from a simple person.

The rule for this religion is that there can be only one rule, or commandment, if you like.

Any guesses as to what that rule would be?

After all, why would a competent God need more than one rule?
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Old 2005-02-02, 17:13
madamwench madamwench is offline
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Default Re: a simple religion...

"Do unto others as you wish them to do unto you"
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Old 2005-02-02, 17:21
Charles Thunder Charles Thunder is offline
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Default Re: a simple religion...

You may be thinking of Antinomianism, in which the only rule is "there are no rules."
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Old 2005-02-02, 18:57
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mo, usa
Default Re: a simple religion...

quote:Originally posted by madamwench:

"Do unto others as you wish them to do unto you"

Are you saying this rule is sufficient to be a (the) complete (un)religion?

Is this your religion?
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Old 2005-02-02, 18:59
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mo, usa
Default Re: a simple religion...

quote:Originally posted by Charles Thunder:

You may be thinking of Antinomianism, in which the only rule is "there are no rules."

Not familiar with this Antinomianism. But if "there are no rules" then what is there? Any belief at all?
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Old 2005-02-02, 21:48
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Default Re: a simple religion...

The meaning of life is there is no meaning of life.
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Old 2005-02-03, 01:14
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Behind the boat house
Default Re: a simple religion...

George Carlin did a bit where he narrowed the 10 Commandments down to 3 Commandments.

It was funny because it actually made a lot of sense.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-02-03, 06:00
Charles Thunder Charles Thunder is offline
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quote:Originally posted by bkc:

Not familiar with this Antinomianism. But if "there are no rules" then what is there? Any belief at all?

It's a defunct sect of Christianity which believes that all souls are saved by the Grace of God without exception, rendering the concept of sin null.
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Old 2005-02-03, 06:19
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

George Carlin did a bit where he narrowed the 10 Commandments down to 3 Commandments.

It was funny because it actually made a lot of sense.

Cheers,

Lost

Carlin used to be funny. Now he is just bitter.
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Old 2005-02-03, 09:58
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OZ
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Live and let live!
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Old 2005-02-03, 13:51
smashed kaleidoscope smashed kaleidoscope is offline
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Default Re: a simple religion...

do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law?
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Old 2005-02-05, 17:07
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mo, usa
Default Re: a simple religion...

Really, I meant this as a serious question. Don't you think if there is a God that he would only need one rule, or that he could say one thing, if he wanted to, that would make all things clear? Why would he need rule books, with lots of rules that tell you how to live your life?

Of even if you think there is no God, does that imply a certain rule or understanding or way of looking at what is here?
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Old 2005-02-05, 18:08
firekitty751 firekitty751 is offline
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Default Re: a simple religion...

quote:Originally posted by bkc:

Don't you think if there is a God that he would only need one rule, or that he could say one thing, if he wanted to, that would make all things clear? Why would he need rule books, with lots of rules that tell you how to live your life?



That's why I don't consider the bible the "book of God." I think it was and still is a way to scare people into living the way society wants them to, without individuals knowing that they are being forced into believing it.

I think there are very few rules we need to live our lives.

Live and let live.

Love and be loved.

Don't let jealousy blind you.
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Old 2005-02-05, 18:46
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the Vinland
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Simple rehearsed somnambulistic drivel intended to justify a perceived existence reduced to itself.

The one rule is Imperium Est Recta.

History proves this.
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Old 2005-02-05, 18:53
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mo, usa
Default Re: a simple religion...

quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

Imperium Est Recta.

History proves this.

Translation?
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Old 2005-02-05, 18:56
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mo, usa
Default Re: a simple religion...

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I think there are very few rules we need to live our lives.

Live and let live.

Love and be loved.

Don't let jealousy blind you.

You have 3. Any more? What about this one?:quote:

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Originally posted by madamwench:

"Do unto others as you wish them to do unto you"

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 #17 
Old 2005-02-05, 18:58
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mo, usa
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My theory is that if you have more than one rule, then you will have endless rules. You have to limit yourself to one or else you have no basis to limit or exclude any others.
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Old 2005-02-05, 19:00
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mo, usa
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quote:Originally posted by smashed kaleidoscope:

do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law?

Same as saying "There is no rule"?
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Old 2005-02-05, 19:03
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mo, usa
Default Re: a simple religion...

quote:Originally posted by redzed:

Live and let live!

Never kill?
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Old 2005-02-05, 19:05
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mo, usa
Default Re: a simple religion...

quote:Originally posted by Charles Thunder:

It's a defunct sect of Christianity which believes that all souls are saved by the Grace of God without exception, rendering the concept of sin null.

What does that tell you, except everyone is saved? It even renders living null.
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Old 2005-02-06, 23:18
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My only rules are:

Do things which are considered in my own best LONG-TERM happiness. i.e. avoiding instant gratifications - Sex, hard drugs, quitting.

You only live once, do some stupid shit while you're alive.
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Old 2005-02-06, 23:53
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OZ
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quote:Originally posted by bkc:

Never kill?

Wherever possible, yes one should avoid killing or any type of violence as that would infringe on anothers right to live.
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Old 2005-02-08, 17:18
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mo, usa
Default Re: a simple religion...

quote:Originally posted by redzed:

Wherever possible, yes one should avoid killing or any type of violence as that would infringe on anothers right to live.

"Wherever possible"...So your rule breaks down sometimes? So can this be the one rule you would have. Or is more than one rule necessary? How many?
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Old 2005-02-08, 17:20
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mo, usa
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quote:Originally posted by KikoSanchez:

My only rules are:

Do things which are considered in my own best LONG-TERM happiness. i.e. avoiding instant gratifications - Sex, hard drugs, quitting.

You only live once, do some stupid shit while you're alive.

Which is it; avoid stupid shit or do some stupid shit?
 #25 
Old 2005-02-08, 17:37
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the Vinland
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Imperium Est Recta: Might is Right.
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Old 2005-02-08, 18:32
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mo, usa
Default Re: a simple religion...

quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

Imperium Est Recta: Might is Right.

Might often prevails; sometimes fails.

Then, what exactly is mighty? What about water?

What is right? The victor says he is right. Will he eat his words someday?
 
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