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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-01-28, 21:53
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dodging the rain and tractors
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uhm got a call tonite from a friend. she rang to tell me that the name Jahwe is a corruption of the Shiva (yeah as in the hindu god).

and could she borrow some accurate bibles to research this..

i thought i knew most of the off beam theologies going but that took my breath away.

of course its gonna leave me no peace til i've checked it out

oh and the 144000 are transsexualls (as she is ) and thats why they are oppresed by the churches....
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Old 2005-01-28, 22:15
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

uhm got a call tonite from a friend. she rang to tell me that the name Jahwe is a corruption of the Shiva (yeah as in the hindu god).

and could she borrow some accurate bibles to research this..

i thought i knew most of the off beam theologies going but that took my breath away.

of course its gonna leave me no peace til i've checked it out

oh and the 144000 are transsexualls (as she is ) and thats why they are oppresed by the churches....

Hope you find what you are looking for.
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Old 2005-01-28, 23:19
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

oh and the 144000 are transsexualls (as she is ) and thats why they are oppresed by the churches....

Where the fuck is she pulling that crock from? You can't make a statement like only transsexuals go to heaven without some credible back up.

Besides that Yahwe is a hebrew word for non-definition. Shiva is the God who's dance is very existence itself.
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Old 2005-01-29, 00:25
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dodging the rain and tractors
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quote:Hope you find what you are looking for.

well at the moment me and mr.glass of wine are merrily resisting the temptation to dust off the tomes.

and as far as i understood it it goes -to be a priest of shiva you have to cut your dick off-therefore all trannies are 'angels' and also the 144,000....something like that anyway.

there's some of the gnostic gospels 'i will make her a man ' stuff thrown in.

its certainly the weirdest stuff i've heard since jesus was a mushroom fantasy.
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Old 2005-01-29, 00:42
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Behind the boat house
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Jack, I love you. And your friends sound like mine. That's awesome.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-01-29, 01:00
Nemisis Nemisis is offline
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Default Re: just when you think you've heard it all..

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

well at the moment me and mr.glass of wine are merrily resisting the temptation to dust off the tomes.

and as far as i understood it it goes -to be a priest of shiva you have to cut your dick off-therefore all trannies are 'angels' and also the 144,000....something like that anyway.

there's some of the gnostic gospels 'i will make her a man ' stuff thrown in.

its certainly the weirdest stuff i've heard since jesus was a mushroom fantasy.

shouldn't that quote be "I will make him a woman"?
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Old 2005-01-29, 07:17
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the Vinland
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.... What the FUCK is taking the Kalki so long to get here?!
 
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