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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-01-24, 07:44
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pact with the devil
how would one go about doing so ?
thanks
Nik
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#2
 2005-01-24, 08:42
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blackstar_23 
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Re: pact with the devil
im just wondering the proper way to make a pact with the devil any one no how ??
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nik
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#3
 2005-01-24, 11:08
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Re: pact with the devil
Considering "the devil" is a character in mythological stories there is no way to make a pact with "the devil". The devil doesn't exist. The character, itself originates from the Persian demi-goddess: Angra Mainyu, though some might say Lilith.
It's incredibly debateable whether or not even the arch angel Lucifer exists(ed), since he's an angel and no one knows if angels really exist. If he does, though, and the story about him is true, then there is a particular being you could try to make a pact with.
But, even according to the bible Lucifer can't do anything without gods permission anyways. So, you'd basically be making a pact with a figment of the imagination that has absolutely no power because he's controlled by an even bigger figment of the imagination.
Cheers,
Lost
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#4
 2005-01-24, 11:18
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Re: pact with the devil
John Safran told me that you just had to wait at a deserted crossroad until midnight and the devil or something similar will appear and you can sell your soul for... something....
why exactly do you want to make a pact with the devil?
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#5
 2005-01-24, 14:32
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Re: pact with the devil
http://www.joyofsatan.com/
Check the section on the left side titled "Dedicate your soul to satan"
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#6
 2005-01-24, 22:45
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Re: pact with the devil
I'm listening.....what do you want? make it quick, I got a meeting with Dubya soon....
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#7
 2005-01-24, 23:18
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Re: pact with the devil
turn me into a werewolf
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#8
 2005-01-24, 23:34
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Re: pact with the devil
quote:Originally posted by blackstar_23:
turn me into a werewolf
That's one of the stupidest pacts you could do if you wanted that. My God...hahaha, I think someone's soul is worth more than that.
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#9
 2005-01-25, 00:14
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Re: pact with the devil
yea sorry i shuda asked 2 be a angry little squrel insted
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#10
 2005-01-25, 00:33
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Re: pact with the devil
quote:Originally posted by blackstar_23:
turn me into a werewolf
not really worth it for me...You will live forever unless someone kills you....and what are the chances of anyone having a silver bullet....I'd lose out on that deal. try again.
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#11
 2005-01-25, 02:32
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Re: pact with the devil
Anyone ever watch the episode of the simpsons where bart made a pact w/ the devil for an f-1 racer?
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#12
 2005-01-25, 02:40
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Re: pact with the devil
Ya, Satan was Flanders in that one. Accept Bart did not get his race car because marge told him to "Stop pestering Satan". They have had at least three diferent Satans on the Simpsons, and that one looked and sounded like Flanders.
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#13
 2005-01-26, 01:37
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Re: pact with the devil
try making a pact with god
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#14
 2005-01-31, 18:09
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Re: pact with the devil
Led Zapplin made a pact with the devil. Like many others at that time, many think he sold he sole to the devil. Hence the satanic message heard when "stairway to heaven" is played backwards. Or this just could be ur brain thinking ur heard something that sounded like a satanic message.
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#15
 2005-01-31, 18:28
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: pact with the devil
^^^ anyone sad enough to play records backwards is probably satanically possessed...
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#16
 2005-01-31, 20:48
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Re: pact with the devil
quote:Originally posted by LostCause:
Considering "the devil" is a character in mythological stories there is no way to make a pact with "the devil". The devil doesn't exist. The character, itself originates from the Persian demi-goddess: Angra Mainyu, though some might say Lilith.
You got your information wrong, LostCause.
Angra Mainyu or Ahriman is not a female goddess. He is male and the counterpart of Ahura Mazda, the Sun God.
Watch your sources !
Just FYO : http://www.wordlookup.net/an/angra-mainyu.html http://www.britannica.com/ebc/article?tocId=9354780&query=Angra%20Mainyu&ct=
[This message has been edited by Uncus (edited 01-31-2005).]
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#17
 2005-02-01, 01:28
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Re: pact with the devil
quote:Originally posted by Uncus:
You got your information wrong, LostCause.
Angra Mainyu or Ahriman is not a female goddess. He is male and the counterpart of Ahura Mazda, the Sun God.
Watch your sources !
Just FYO : http://www.wordlookup.net/an/angra-mainyu.html http://www.britannica.com/ebc/article?tocId=9354780&query=Angra%20Mainyu&ct=
Oops! I haven't read up on all that in a while. I know I'm thinking of someone related to Angra Mainyu, though. But, I can't remember the fucking name.
This is going to drive me nuts.
Cheers,
Lost
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