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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-01-24, 00:58
Aaronb1215 Aaronb1215 is offline
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Default Hitler Vs. God

Okay, so I was having this debate with a Christian girl today, and she - like many Christians - thinks that all non-Christians are going to hell, and it got me thinking about how funny it is when Christians, of all people, demonize Hitler. I mean, Hitler killed nine million people in concentration camps - which is undoubtedly justifiable grounds for labeling him an impossibly evil fuck, that's fine. But think about this - these same people who think of Hitler as an impossibly evil fuck worship a God that they think sends every person who doesn't worship him *and* his alleged son to burn in hell forever. Hitler kills nine million people for stupid reasons - he's an impossibly evil fuck. God is going to send the BILLIONS of non-Christians in the world right now to BURN IN HELL FOREVER FOR THE EXACT SAME REASONS - and I understand that this 'Hell' place is supposed to be considerably worse than any concentration camp - and he's an infallible source of benevolent righteousness. Makes sense.. Fugg'n religious nuts.
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Old 2005-01-24, 01:31
Krispy Krispy is offline
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I'm with you all the way man, but Christians have a pre-programmed comeback to this, and you'll probably hear it.

Oh well, Hitler was a sick fuck, but who knows, maybe he repented and went to heaven before he died?
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Old 2005-01-26, 01:28
shuu-returns shuu-returns is offline
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Himmler and the SS killed those people. Hitler in effect really didn't kill anyone. He never actually physically took someone's life. It would have been the people who set up the gas chambers or shot them or whatever that did the killing, hitler just did the 'get rid of them' routine. Heinrich Himmler was the architect for mass murder.
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Old 2005-01-26, 02:58
Morotov Morotov is offline
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Himmler , following his orders, is basicaly on the same grounds here...
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Old 2005-01-26, 04:51
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the Vinland
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6 words:

God is beyond good and evil.
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Old 2005-01-26, 04:58
Thisnamesucks791 Thisnamesucks791 is offline
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I think its more like god and hitler versus godzilla and frank zappa

GO ZAPPA
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Old 2005-01-26, 05:49
zurdo zurdo is offline
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himmler used to feel physically sick looking at dead people, in spite of the number he sent to death. adolf eichmann made a lot of arrangements for the camps.

hitler may have killed some people, since he was in the first world war.

random information i know but this seemed like a good place to put it.
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Old 2005-01-26, 06:14
dearestnight_falcon dearestnight_falcon is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

6 words:

God is beyond good and evil.

Translation = God holds us to higher standards then he holds himself.

*gasp*

Just kidding, but its still worth thinking about.
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Old 2005-01-26, 09:06
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evil will always triumph,

because good, is dumb.
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Old 2005-01-26, 09:08
JubJub JubJub is offline
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Best. Thread. Title. Ever.
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Old 2005-01-26, 09:13
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Iqaluit Nunavut Canada
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hitler was a streacher bearer, and he won the iron cross for his service. i doubt he fired a shot. i doubt it matters if you kill someone with your bare hands, however, if god is all powerful, i am sure he notices this little loophole.
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Old 2005-01-26, 13:35
Arson-God Arson-God is offline
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I'm not sure about this, but I think Hitler became a christian. Meaning he was just helping "God" get rid of all the non-believers faster, wouldn't "God" be thankful for the help?
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Old 2005-01-26, 15:49
Pingy Pingy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

Translation = God holds us to higher standards then he holds himself.

*gasp*

Just kidding, but its still worth thinking about.

Fuck that shit. I say we overthrow God then. NOBODY is above the law...except Batman.
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Old 2005-01-26, 15:56
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Not every christian thinks than non believers will burn in hell. People of any faith that think like that are fucking retarded though. I mean the concept is just rediculous. What about all the people through history, that lived before Europian missonary's came to convert them. Were they just unlucky? Did God make an exception in their case? There's no intelligent explanation for this view.
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Old 2005-01-26, 16:11
HomerJay603 HomerJay603 is offline
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There is no hell. Hell was created by dante and perpetuated by the catholic church in order to scare people into giving them money.

Hell is nothing but tradition. All the scriptural reference for hell in the bible is found in revelation, which is about the end of the world, not about the afterlife.

Anyone who tells you that you are going to hell is wrong. God is a just and fair being, and would never punnish someone so drastically for simply living a semi-sinful life.
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Old 2005-01-26, 19:23
cerebraldisorder cerebraldisorder is offline
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quote:Originally posted by HomerJay603:

There is no hell. Hell was created by dante and perpetuated by the catholic church in order to scare people into giving them money.

Hell is nothing but tradition. All the scriptural reference for hell in the bible is found in revelation, which is about the end of the world, not about the afterlife.

Anyone who tells you that you are going to hell is wrong. God is a just and fair being, and would never punnish someone so drastically for simply living a semi-sinful life.

How can you have a 'semi-sinful life'? You are either absolutely perfect, meaning without the slightest blemish, or you are a sinner.

Humans like to argue and debate and compare levels of sinfulness, but compared to perfection we are all guilty.

Comparing sins is like comparing shades of grey. When placed next to pure white (perfection), it is all dirty grey.
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Old 2005-01-26, 19:52
unchewed_meat unchewed_meat is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Thisnamesucks791:

I think its more like god and hitler versus godzilla and frank zappa

GO ZAPPA

Haha, Frank Zappa is cool as fuck.

After reading the above quoted post, I didn't really read anything further down the page, so I dont know if this was stated before.

If Hitler truly believed he was making the world a better place, wouldn't that constitute him going to heaven? It's the thought that counts, right?
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Old 2005-01-26, 20:27
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the Vinland
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No.
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Old 2005-01-27, 02:12
Thisnamesucks791 Thisnamesucks791 is offline
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this thread is old and dead so... Im posting this
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Old 2005-01-27, 04:16
BellyTheKid BellyTheKid is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Thisnamesucks791:

this thread is old and dead so... Im posting this

Fuck off for bringing this piece of shit back from the dead
 
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