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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-01-21, 04:10
The Sneak The Sneak is offline
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You heard me. What is your idea on this religion crap anyways. Christianity is the most bullshit of all.

I have some questions for you Christians.

1) First of all, there is a person floating on the clouds... and he has a scruffy beard? My objection to that is why would a man in the sky have such a scruffy beard?

2) If hes in the sky wouldn't a 747 smack him right out of the sky by now?

3) There has never really been a sighting of this jesus unless the people who saw the magical being were complete shit fucks in the mind.

4) If jesus has been seen why wouldnt any one go and tell the news paper or something like that? Never happend.

5) Is god an alien or can people just not see him by his invisibility cloak?

6) If high priests are the men of god then why are they having bum sex with 7 year old kids?

7) If you disobey him he will send you to hell and keep you their for all eternity?

And I thought my mom was tough...

8) If Christianity is so holy, why is christianity the most wealthy organization in the whole entire world?



9) If Satan gets the evil people, and God hates him so much then why does god give satan every evil person? I'd keep them to do my bidding.

10) And finally, what's your take on this so holy father and shit like that?



Edited: By someone else.

[This message has been edited by The Sneak (edited 01-21-2005).]
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Old 2005-01-21, 04:14
HandicapParking HandicapParking is offline
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Default Re: Religion !shit or not!

you are stupid.

stu·pid ** (*P*)**Pronunciation Key**(stpd, sty-)

adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.

2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.

3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.

4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.

5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

n.

A stupid or foolish person.

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[Latin stupidus, from stupre, to be stunned.]

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stupid·ly adv.

stupid·ness n.

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stupid

adj 1: lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity [ant: smart] 2: in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock; "he had a dazed expression on his face"; "lay semiconscious, stunned (or stupefied) by the blow"; "was stupid from fatigue" [syn: dazed, stunned, stupefied, stupid(p)] 3: without much intelligence; "a dull job with lazy and unintelligent co-workers" [syn: unintelligent] [ant: intelligent] n : a person who is not very bright; "The economy, stupid!" [syn: stupid person, dullard, dolt, pudding head, pudden-head, poor fish, pillock]
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Old 2005-01-21, 05:33
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can.. can i touch it?
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i didnt read your post but religion is wrong (no im not an athiest ). christianity is deffinetly one of the more insane ones out there. if only they didnt take the bible 100% litteraly i could relate, but they seem to enjoy thinking of reality as a fairy tale so i just stay away from it.
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Old 2005-01-21, 05:55
The Sneak The Sneak is offline
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Default Re: Religion !shit or not!

quote:Originally posted by HandicapParking:

you are stupid.

stu·pid ** (*P*)**Pronunciation Key**(stpd, sty-)

adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.

2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.

3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.

4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.

5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

n.

A stupid or foolish person.

Peace of shit

Peace.of.shit

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Old 2005-01-21, 06:42
aTribeCalledSean aTribeCalledSean is offline
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Default Re: Religion !shit or not!

you are stupid.

stu·pid ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stpd, sty-)

adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.

2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.

3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.

4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.

5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

n.

A stupid or foolish person.

------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Latin stupidus, from stupre, to be stunned.]

------------------------------------------------------------------------

stupid·ly adv.

stupid·ness n.

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Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.

Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

stupid

adj 1: lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity [ant: smart] 2: in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock; "he had a dazed expression on his face"; "lay semiconscious, stunned (or stupefied) by the blow"; "was stupid from fatigue" [syn: dazed, stunned, stupefied, stupid(p)] 3: without much intelligence; "a dull job with lazy and unintelligent co-workers" [syn: unintelligent] [ant: intelligent] n : a person who is not very bright; "The economy, stupid!" [syn: stupid person, dullard, dolt, pudding head, pudden-head, poor fish, pillock]



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Old 2005-01-21, 06:43
bite_me bite_me is offline
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I didn't bother reading all of the questions, because they're just as pathetic as the person who posted them.
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Old 2005-01-21, 12:29
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Clifford the Big Red Bong:

i didnt read your post but religion is wrong (no im not an athiest ). christianity is deffinetly one of the more insane ones out there. if only they didnt take the bible 100% litteraly i could relate, but they seem to enjoy thinking of reality as a fairy tale so i just stay away from it.

Most christians don't take the bible literally, only the fundies.
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Old 2005-01-21, 12:55
Monochrome Monochrome is offline
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quote:Originally posted by napoleon_complex:

Most christians don't take the bible literally, only the fundies.

And they are the ones that make the most noise just like in every other religion. My mother is one, she thinks that reading random text from the bible will tell her how to live she also went through all the astro, tarrot, feng shui etc crap. Its just a fad, I hope. But there's the loophole when something doesn't go your way of "you didn't have enough faith".
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Old 2005-01-21, 13:58
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Behind the boat house
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You obviously lack interest, insight, and depth on this subject.

So, why are you here?

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-01-21, 13:59
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Behind the boat house
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Wait. I forgot: I don't care.

Cheers,

Lost
 
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