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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-01-21, 02:37
undergoing_treatment undergoing_treatment is offline
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Default Do you believe in satan?

I dont, i think it was invented by the church to scare people
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Old 2005-01-21, 03:24
Great Satan Great Satan is offline
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No.
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Old 2005-01-21, 13:55
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*giggles*

That's funny.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-01-21, 19:43
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quote:Originally posted by undergoing_treatment:

I dont, i think it was invented by the church to scare people



Exactly.
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Old 2005-01-21, 20:32
Charles Thunder Charles Thunder is offline
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Funk is the only true religion. (http://www.smileserver.de/funandsmile/BILDER/PRODUKTE/afro-peruecke_big.jpg)

[This message has been edited by Charles Thunder (edited 01-21-2005).]
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Old 2005-01-22, 06:12
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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Default Re: Do you believe in satan?

Yes, of course. Why wouldnt I?
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Old 2005-01-22, 20:01
Uncus Uncus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by undergoing_treatment:

I dont, i think it was invented by the church to scare people

What church ?
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Old 2005-01-22, 21:29
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No of course not. What can oppose God's will?
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Old 2005-01-22, 21:32
smashed kaleidoscope smashed kaleidoscope is offline
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not as 1 actual entity
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Old 2005-01-22, 21:43
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Every religion believed in evil spirit’s of some kind. Whether or not there is a Satan as represented by the Christian faith is another question.

But if you don’t believe in Satan you’re also saying you don’t believe in God.
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Old 2005-01-22, 21:44
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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Not really. I believe that there is evil in the world, I don't believe in a physical being in hell.
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Old 2005-01-22, 22:04
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

But if you don’t believe in Satan you’re also saying you don’t believe in God.

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Old 2005-01-22, 22:57
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quote:Originally posted by napoleon_complex:

Not really. I believe that there is evil in the world, I don't believe in a physical being in hell.

holy shit on a stick, been saying that for years! it is our nature to be evil and hatefull, the devil made me do it mentally is just a cope out
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Old 2005-01-23, 00:36
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I beleive that Satan is a representaion of mans power, instinct, and sexuality. Satan represents our nartural instincts, or natural inclinations, just man as an animal.

Perhaps we are the worst animal of all, beacuse of our intellect and our ability to cause destruction.
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Old 2005-01-23, 04:16
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^sounds like you stole that off of somewhere

haha but anyways... of course satan which may not be his real name exists as a real entity
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Old 2005-01-23, 10:04
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quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

But if you don’t believe in Satan you’re also saying you don’t believe in God.

You're an idiot.
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Old 2005-01-23, 11:50
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Yeah sure, some horned demon thing is spending eternity in a firey shit hole torturing people because it makes him...happy? What does he have to gain? Doesn't he get bored after 10 billion years?Does this not make sense to anyone else? Let me fill you in, IT'S BULLSHIT.

And that goes for your bible too, burn it immediately and your IQ will instantly go up.
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Old 2005-01-23, 18:47
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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Default Re: Do you believe in satan?

QUOTE Originally posted by 4Sight:

Yeah sure, some horned demon thing is spending eternity in a firey shit hole torturing people because it makes him...happy?

Actually, the devil will not be the torturor, he will be punished for eternity along with anyone else in hell.

What does he have to gain? Doesn't he get bored after 10 billion years?Does this not make sense to anyone else? Let me fill you in, IT'S BULLSHIT.

learn alittle about what you call bullshit, before you consider it bullshit.

And that goes for your bible too, burn it immediately and your IQ will instantly go up. /QUOTE

Maybe if you read/study it, even if you dont believe, you wouldnt make such stupid comments.
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Old 2005-01-23, 19:41
4Sight 4Sight is offline
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Well see I was going to read it, and I got through the first 20 pages or so, but then I realized how completely insanely STUPID it is.

Besides, the bible was written by Hebrews who took the story of the Sumerians and distorted it and made it their own. Genesis was copied from the Epic of Creation.

Let's just say, EVERYTHING you think about the bible is WRONG.
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Old 2005-01-23, 19:44
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by 4Sight:

EVERYTHING you think about the bible is WRONG.

prove it to me
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Old 2005-01-23, 19:45
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im athist but follow the wiccan religion somewhat cuz my girlfriend is wiccan :S
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Old 2005-01-23, 19:49
aTribeCalledSean aTribeCalledSean is offline
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quote:Originally posted by 4Sight:

Well see I was going to read it, and I got through the first 20 pages or so, but then I realized how completely insanely STUPID it is.

Besides, the bible was written by Hebrews who took the story of the Sumerians and distorted it and made it their own. Genesis was copied from the Epic of Creation.

Let's just say, EVERYTHING you think about the bible is WRONG.

You're a joke.
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Old 2005-01-26, 22:39
4Sight 4Sight is offline
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I'm a joke? Genesis is a bad copy of the Epic of Creation, this is indisputable. Your "authors" took from the stories of the ancient Sumerian texts and made their own version. Go read.
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Old 2005-01-27, 00:19
ap0calypse88 ap0calypse88 is offline
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satan/lucifer was actually an angel for god and lucifer got really jealous of god ...being god... so he made his own little evil thingy...so yes i belive!!!!ahhaha
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Old 2005-01-27, 00:21
ap0calypse88 ap0calypse88 is offline
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any of you have sketches of "the devil"????
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Old 2005-01-27, 02:41
neX neX is offline
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i believe in satan, the devil, lucifer, ea, enki, yes i do.
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Old 2005-01-27, 03:01
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quote:Originally posted by neX:

^sounds like you stole that off of somewhere

haha but anyways... of course satan which may not be his real name exists as a real entity

You're right, I paraphrased the Satanic Bible. Something so taboo that most people wont even open it.

It's not really that outlandish is it? More people live like Satanists and don't know it, then actual practicing Satanists.
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Old 2005-01-29, 04:08
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Default Re: Do you believe in satan?

...as a real entity as described by christianity? No.

...in the sense of the meaning of the hebrew word as applied to everyday life? Yes.

That meaning, by the way, is "one who rebels; one who questions" to the best of my understanding.
 
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