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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-01-17, 18:43
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My mommas uterus.
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God is pretty fucking stupid if he has to rely on human messengers to spread His word. God dropped out of highschool and went to heaven cause all the kids laughed at His ugly mug. What a sissy.

Only religous people reply. I'm open to debate.

No, really!
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Old 2005-01-17, 19:07
madamwench madamwench is offline
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Snoopy your stupidity offends me...
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Old 2005-01-17, 20:11
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My mommas uterus.
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Suck it, God boy.
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Old 2005-01-17, 20:56
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Suck it, God boy.

'Madam' 'Wench'?
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Old 2005-01-17, 20:59
Chris1875 Chris1875 is offline
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Nigga plz!
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Old 2005-01-17, 21:08
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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[WWJD]
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Old 2005-01-17, 21:27
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My mommas uterus.
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I'm working on a religious/pro-narcotics website. It's going to rule heaven & earth.
 #8 
Old 2005-01-17, 21:28
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can.. can i touch it?
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haha snoopy i love you
 #9 
Old 2005-01-17, 21:32
skoolboy_arts skoolboy_arts is offline
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stupidity is the cardinal sin of satanism.
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Old 2005-01-17, 21:41
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My mommas uterus.
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quote:Originally posted by skoolboy_arts:

stupidity is the cardinal sin of satanism.

God's CC# is pi.
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Old 2005-01-17, 22:04
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"Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear."

"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."

-Thomas Jefferson

"Suck it, God boy."

-Snoopy

[This message has been edited by Viraljimmy (edited 01-17-2005).]
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Old 2005-01-18, 02:01
Arson-God Arson-God is offline
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That site sounds kick ass, what's the url gonna be?
 #13 
Old 2005-01-19, 23:30
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Snoopy: Your post proves that you don't know the definition of God, so what the fuck are you talking about?
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Old 2005-01-20, 02:06
GrtZ GrtZ is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

God is pretty fucking stupid if he has to rely on human messengers to spread His word. God dropped out of highschool and went to heaven cause all the kids laughed at His ugly mug. What a sissy.

Only religous people reply. I'm open to debate.

No, really!

your goin to hell for that one, don't worry most of us here are anyway.
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Old 2005-01-21, 14:06
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My mommas uterus.
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quote:Originally posted by Aphelion Corona:

Snoopy: Your post proves that you don't know the definition of God, so what the fuck are you talking about?

Oh right, here comes the all mighty know-it-all bitch, raining down its pathetic rectal revelations on the ignorant dwellers of the dark side.

Your post proves that you couldn't tell satire if I stomped it down your throat with my army boots.
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Old 2005-01-22, 05:53
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can.. can i touch it?
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Oh right, here comes the all mighty know-it-all bitch, raining down its pathetic rectal revelations on the ignorant dwellers of the dark side.

Your post proves that you couldn't tell satire if I stomped it down your throat with my army boots.

i just have to say it

PWNED!
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Old 2005-01-22, 06:14
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.:six degrees of synesthesia:.
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Oh right, here comes the all mighty know-it-all bitch, raining down its pathetic rectal revelations on the ignorant dwellers of the dark side.

Your post proves that you couldn't tell satire if I stomped it down your throat with my army boots.

And yours never fail to make me wonder how you managed to become a Mod of this site.
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Old 2005-01-22, 06:38
Monochrome Monochrome is offline
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quote:Originally posted by GrtZ:

your goin to hell for that one, don't worry most of us here are anyway.



Wonder if there is a special place in hell for those that frequent totse. But that's alright most everyone I want to talk to should be in hell by the christian definition.
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Old 2005-01-22, 07:03
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Monochrome:

Wonder if there is a special place in hell for those that frequent totse. But that's alright most everyone I want to talk to should be in hell by the christian definition.



But also by Christian definition, no human needs to go to Hell.
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Old 2005-01-22, 23:50
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Clifford the Big Red Bong:

i just have to say it

PWNED!



Snoopy, have you ever been to America?
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Old 2005-01-23, 12:13
Monochrome Monochrome is offline
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quote:Originally posted by AngrySquirrel:quote:

Originally posted by Clifford the Big Red Bong:

i just have to say it

PWNED!



Snoopy, have you ever been to America?

WTF why did you qupte that guy?
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Old 2005-01-23, 14:42
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My mommas uterus.
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quote:Originally posted by AngrySquirrel:

Snoopy, have you ever been to America?

No.
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Old 2005-01-24, 05:17
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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You should visit sometime. You have an incredibly good grasp of American humor for someone who has never visited.
 
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