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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-01-16, 06:07
barehandkiller barehandkiller is offline
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The devil is just a rebel angel right? Im gonna kick that fuckers ass and take over. Surely God didn't put him in charge of Hell and make him a super angel/devil? Its a battle between them right? Why would God strengthen a enemy...

Well Im a atheist really and dont believe in anything in particular, im just making plans in advance just in case. Im hoping when i die i hopp to my next existance as a alien on another planet. Or blinking out of existance totally forever is ok too. This life has been shit(just the truth for me, dont want sympathy)

Peace
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Old 2005-01-16, 09:10
roadtripper420 roadtripper420 is offline
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Hate to bust your bubble, but...

Technically hell is controlled by God. On Judgement day, Christ will return and cast the sinners into the lake of fire.

I'm also an atheist. I'm just recalling some biblical stuff, just because I'm bored and I also don't want you to have the wrong idea about the Christian hell.
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Old 2005-01-16, 10:09
Disciple Disciple is offline
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If i go to Hell..... If you go to Hell you will be Condemned to Eternal Damnation where the worm dieth not you will be subject to Pain and Suffering beyond the imagination.

I urge you to convert and sincerely profess the INFALLIBLE truth that Jesus Christ is Lord and Saviour and earnestly trie to follow him.

If you want i would at least SINCERELY pray to GOD not to harden your heart.

you must feel somewhere in the bottom of your soul that THIS IS the one and only TRUTH



If it is GODS will you will ignore this but dont pretend that any preaching or hopefully insight didnt pierce your heart.
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Old 2005-01-16, 18:45
barehandkiller barehandkiller is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Disciple:

If i go to Hell..... If you go to Hell you will be Condemned to Eternal Damnation where the worm dieth not you will be subject to Pain and Suffering beyond the imagination.

I urge you to convert and sincerely profess the INFALLIBLE truth that Jesus Christ is Lord and Saviour and earnestly trie to follow him.

If you want i would at least SINCERELY pray to GOD not to harden your heart.

you must feel somewhere in the bottom of your soul that THIS IS the one and only TRUTH



If it is GODS will you will ignore this but dont pretend that any preaching or hopefully insight didnt pierce your heart.



I believed in god as a child praying nearly every day and reading the bible. But after the age of 12 or so my faith started waning, life got worse and worse, so many people here suffer extreme emotional and/or physical pain and where is this God? Everyone says you have to have faith and stuff. But I just dont have it, I cant see, hear, smell, feel God and i think thats what it would take for me to have faith, hes so strong, he should take a more active role in or world, send some healers for the sick/injured. Or something.... because this world is a shithole, ive got like 50+ years left here and im dreading every one of them. If dieing was as easy as pressing a button(no mess, no pain, just blink and your gone) i would hit it, but its not. Ive got people who would be hurt in my passing unfortunatelly, and hurting them isnt something thats easy for me.

Anyways i didnt intend this to sound like the self pity party ive made it but its what im thinking.

Peace

[This message has been edited by barehandkiller (edited 01-16-2005).]
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Old 2005-01-16, 21:29
hzg0st hzg0st is offline
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Hell is just a symbolic rant. Theres 7 astral planes-guess what****right now were in hell*** When we die I think we got a cirten time period to get to the higher planes and then were reincarnated. and then we do it again until we get to the highest planes....thats just my thoughts.
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Old 2005-01-17, 01:35
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god makes it hard on us to test our faith thats why the world is crap
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Old 2005-01-17, 02:32
roadtripper420 roadtripper420 is offline
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Would a perfect God allow his creation to suffer enormously just to test their faith? No. That shows no humanity whatsoever. We do not merely disregard people who develop lung cancer from smoking, and claim that it's their fault: We show humanity. We attempt to treat them. If God was perfect, he would have shown humanity and understood that as humans, as HIS creations, we were bound to do evil (Adam and Eve). He offered no forgiveness, no second chance; rather, the world became a shithole and has been one since. So, is there a God to pray to, to have faith in? In my opinion, no. We're here and have to rely on OURSELVES to survive, and after this life, there will be no God to meet us, only non-conscious blackness.
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Old 2005-01-17, 02:37
Saint947 Saint947 is offline
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^^^^^

You're assuming God would be helping a world in which most people don't believe in him, or believe in some twisted, contorted version of him.
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Old 2005-01-17, 04:16
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Relax. Hell is a myth.
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Old 2005-01-17, 04:51
hzg0st hzg0st is offline
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^^^^^^^I think we r in hell now. If we lead a life of sin now we stay here after we die until we learned our lesson
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Old 2005-01-18, 02:28
dyslexiclettuce dyslexiclettuce is offline
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I think hell would be one gigantic party, don't you think? Unlimited freedom to do whatever you pleased with no true punishment. Why else would Satan keep that job, being subservient to someone who kicked him out of heaven?
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Old 2005-01-18, 10:37
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Heaven - You are in the company of priests, the god fearing and the real zealots

Hell - you are in the company of Kings, the rich and corrupt, aged rock stars and people like me

OK, which sounds better?
 
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