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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-01-12, 03:36
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Diabolic acid 
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Missionaries on AIM
Lately, I have been receiving alot of IMs from Christian "missionary" type people. I think this one is a joke but i tried to have some fun with it, and thought to share it here. And my point is does anyone else get alot of random IMs like this?
plzluvjesuschrst: hey there, partner. are you down with the G-O-D?
x AntK x: yeah you know me
plzluvjesuschrst: have you had a spiritual connection with Jesus Christ lately?
x AntK x: every night around 11
x AntK x: we turn out the lights, and we..... just talk.
plzluvjesuschrst: Can ya feel it? Can ya feel the light shining down on you from Heaven?
x AntK x: yeah i think they just installed new light bulbs
x AntK x: SAVE YOURSELF MAN, THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS COMING
x AntK x: FREEMASONRY IS AROUND US
x AntK x: SAVE YOURSELF THROUGH JESUS
x AntK x: I'LL MEET YOU THERE
plzluvjesuschrst: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
plzluvjesuschrst: That is exactly what I would like to hear
plzluvjesuschrst: No matter the crisis, God and Jesus Christ will be there for you in the end.
plzluvjesuschrst: God bless you, you kind soul.
x AntK x: donka, et toi!
x AntK x: yo where you live? wanna smoke up?
plzluvjesuschrst: I live in Rome.
x AntK x: =-O
x AntK x: do you speak italian too
x AntK x: or do you mean the "new rome" like in the book of revelation
x AntK x: cuz i think the new rome is eitehr the US or UN i dunno. what do you think?
plzluvjesuschrst: I would answer your questions more, but I'm afraid I need to go. It's time for Mass. I'll be sure to pray for you. Have a safe, wonderful night and don't forget to pray before you sleep tonight!:-)
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#2
 2005-01-12, 03:48
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Re: Missionaries on AIM
Don't you people know how to ignore those not on your list?
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#3
 2005-01-12, 03:55
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Krispy 
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Re: Missionaries on AIM
If that's NOT a joke...someone needs to slap a christian in the face.
Some people HAVE heard the message of Christ, and would prefer to only her it once.
Taking it to random AIMS? Are they desperate or what?
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#4
 2005-01-12, 04:00
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omnivitae 
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Re: Missionaries on AIM
Wow. Just heard the news. And I must say that I am disgusted as to how far the proscylitization has come. Just because you have a message, should I be forced to hear it from my own home, on my own personal computer?
S-h-i-t-t-y.
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