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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-01-10, 17:27 |
-Mephisto- 
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Hpothetically, if god actually existed, do you think he would jerk off? I mean there isnt a Mrs Jehova, so he must do it, musn't he?
Anything in the bible?
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2005-01-11, 01:36 |
Demagogue
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Re: God
Well, apparently, your bible says that masturbation is a sin...so i guess 'god' don't jack off.
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2005-01-11, 02:36 |
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Re: God
The Bible never says that.
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2005-01-12, 04:19 |
Aczar
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Re: God
Fuck religion.
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2005-01-12, 06:31 |
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Re: God
If only you were around when Paul was preaching in Rome... maybe Christianity wouldn't be here today.
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2005-01-13, 01:50 |
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The little land of Oz
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Re: God
masturbation is covered under the 6? commandment "thou shalt not commit adultery"
But if god really did create everything, he must have also created masterbation. Why wouldn't he enjoy his own creation?
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2005-01-13, 01:51 |
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Re: God
quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:
The Bible never says that.
Sup man?
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