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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-01-07, 14:01
CledusManco CledusManco is offline
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Default What the baptist preacher told me

As long as I repent and ask forgivness, I will go to heaven. Pretty cool huh? I even posed the question of whether this was the case even if I go out and murder 13 old men, raped several women then disemboweled them and pissed in their intestines. Molested and tortured a few kids then cut their heads off and paraded around the streets with them, Kill a bunch of chickens and banged a cow, all in one day of insanity and mayhem. And the answer of course was yes,as long as I repented right before they put me to death.

Fuck it. I renounced Catholicsm and Christianity, I want to slaughter Muslims, No other religion interests me. Except maybe Judaism. hmm....
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Old 2005-01-07, 16:43
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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But for this to work you would have to truely repent, not just say you repent. Most of the asking for forgiveness would be internal, and not external, so saying you are sorry to a priest or reverend would not cut it.
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Old 2005-01-07, 21:43
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can.. can i touch it?
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christians seem more and more retarded every day
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Old 2005-01-07, 22:12
theBishop theBishop is offline
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How in the hell can you read the TS' post and make a remark on christians?
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Old 2005-01-08, 10:25
madamwench madamwench is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Clifford the Big Red Bong:

christians seem more and more retarded every day

Coming from the person with the name Cifford the Big Red Bong, thats as rich and paris hilton telling people to stop being a dirty whore...
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Old 2005-01-08, 21:15
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Hah, so true.
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Old 2005-01-09, 00:39
GoodOlWillickers GoodOlWillickers is offline
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Part of forgiveness is that you have to be truly sorry for what you've done, God isn't a chump.
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Old 2005-01-10, 15:52
CledusManco CledusManco is offline
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quote:Originally posted by madamwench:

Coming from the person with the name Cifford the Big Red Bong, thats as rich and paris hilton telling people to stop being a dirty whore...

And Michael Jackson is also a father.
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Old 2005-01-11, 06:04
spaceMAN spaceMAN is offline
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quote:Originally posted by GoodOlWillickers:

...God isn't a chump.

lol
 
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