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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-12-30, 05:30
Felix Felix is offline
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Default Fallen Angels

Hey, I will make this simple, my girlfriend says that she is a fallen angel, and I belive her. I have asked her about her stories about them and what a fallen angel is but have come away with no clear answer. Could someone tell me more about fallen angels, so that I will understand my girlfriend better?!! You are all pre-thanked.
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Old 2004-12-30, 08:46
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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Satan is suposed to be a fallen angel too. Or at least acording to some story that people here say is not in the Bible. If I ever get around to reading the whole Prodestant Bible I will confirm this then start looking for the origins of the story in the longer Catholic and Othodox Bibles.

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Old 2004-12-30, 12:32
Josh rocks Josh rocks is offline
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IS your girlfriend one of those people who's screen name is something like "xxfallenXXangelxx" or "vampire_chick91" ?

Like.. does she have wings or something... magic powers?

SOmething that actually confirms her 'fallen angel' status?

or like... are you 'believing' this shit to get poontang?



Ok, basically, the reason i'm so skeptical of your gf's 'i'm a fallen angel' bit, is because according to doctrine, the only reason the angels fell; is because they got all horney over the female humans... and had sex with them...

and god got all peaved and kicked them out...

so like... i don't think your gf knows any of this... cause it would make her gay or something...

so i don't think she is...

don't believe me? heres a random google link: http://www.sarahsarchangels.com/archangels/fallen.htm

infact; yeah.. google it... there will be a shit load more of these...



But like... if this is about poon... then thats ok...

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Old 2004-12-30, 14:41
bodomised bodomised is offline
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I'd seek help before seeking information on "Fallen Angels".
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Old 2004-12-30, 15:30
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Lucifer was a fallen angel. Apparently he revolted against god and was thus cast from heaven into the abyss.

Some other stories say that him and some fellow angel's "laid" with the daughters of men and begot a race of giants.

But I wouldn't be to reliant on this info.

quote:"In those days, when the children of man had multiplied, it happened that there were born unto them handsome and beautiful daughters. And the angels, the children of heaven , saw them and desired them; and they said to one another, 'Come, let us choose wives for ourselves from among the daughters of man and beget us children.' And Semyaz, being their leader, said unto them,'I fear that perhaps you will not consent that this deed should be done, and I alone will become (responsible) for this great sin.' But they all responded to him, 'Let us all swear an oath and bind everyone among us by a curse not to abandon this suggestion but to do the deed.' Then they all swore together and bound one another by (the curse) And they were altogether two hundred;" - 1 Enoch 6:1-7



But as to your question your girlfriends just trying to make herself fell special by naming herself a "Fallen Angel". She probably isn't to happy with her current lot in life so she's just compensating.



That or she's fucking with you.
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Old 2004-12-30, 21:46
Felix Felix is offline
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I shouldnt have added my girlfriend into the question. This has made this topic into 2 in 1. "Is she fucking with me? and what are fallen angels? Well, its up to you guys now to answer any question or both if you wish.
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Old 2004-12-31, 04:22
Josh rocks Josh rocks is offline
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Well... to be fair...

There is just as much of a chance that your gf is a fallen angel, as there is a chance that fallen angels exist at all...

What exactly a fallen angel "is", is open for speculation...

so she can call herself whatever the hell she wants really...



The above is your classic juduio-christian(sp?) view, or something... and by those accounts and definitons... i really really doubt she is one...

But like i said before... it really doesn't matter if she is... It only matters what you want to believe...
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Old 2004-12-31, 07:42
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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We don't know your girlfriend so we can't tell you if she believes what she says. If someone came on this board and said that they were a fallen angel they would be met with a series of questions about how they found out and why they fell and others would try to discredit thier responces. I don't recomend doing this in person to someone you care about, trying to undermine someones faith usualy makes them quite angry. If you can live with the idea that she might be fucking with you I recomend you leave it because prying could mess up your relationship.
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Old 2004-12-31, 10:49
Josh rocks Josh rocks is offline
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come to think of it; are you sure her lacross team is called 'the fallen angels' or something...

or like... is she in a band?
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Old 2005-01-01, 02:15
Felix Felix is offline
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I am no fucking christian.
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Old 2005-01-01, 04:18
Encrypted Soldier Encrypted Soldier is offline
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You're either kidding or you're a moron.

You're girlfriend is not a fallen angel.

A fallen angel is an angel that God banned from heaven at the begining of time. Now these fallen angels, which are now demons, roam the earth, and different demons specialize in different things and/or have some type of position in hell when judgment day comes.

Example: Andras, the 63rd Fallen Angel, is a Grand Marquis in Hell, who commands 90 legions of souls.

P.S. I don't believe in this shit.
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Old 2005-01-01, 06:03
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Encrypted Soldier:

You're girlfriend is not a fallen angel.

A fallen angel is an angel that God banned from heaven at the begining of time. Now these fallen angels, which are now demons, roam the earth, and different demons specialize in different things and/or have some type of position in hell when judgment day comes.



How can you be sure we have not met his girlfriend.
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Old 2005-01-01, 08:12
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quote:Originally posted by Josh rocks:

IS your girlfriend one of those people who's screen name is something like "xxfallenXXangelxx" or "vampire_chick91" ?

Like.. does she have wings or something... magic powers?

SOmething that actually confirms her 'fallen angel' status?

or like... are you 'believing' this shit to get poontang?



Ok, basically, the reason i'm so skeptical of your gf's 'i'm a fallen angel' bit, is because according to doctrine, the only reason the angels fell; is because they got all horney over the female humans... and had sex with them...

and god got all peaved and kicked them out...

so like... i don't think your gf knows any of this... cause it would make her gay or something...

so i don't think she is...

don't believe me? heres a random google link: http://www.sarahsarchangels.com/archangels/fallen.htm

infact; yeah.. google it... there will be a shit load more of these...



But like... if this is about poon... then thats ok...

[This message has been edited by Josh rocks (edited 12-30-2004).]

[This message has been edited by Josh rocks (edited 12-30-2004).]

maybe shes bi
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Old 2005-01-01, 08:54
Josh rocks Josh rocks is offline
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quote:Originally posted by punkrockid:

maybe shes bi

What? bi-species?

(And i know that doesn't make sense...)
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Old 2005-01-01, 16:47
megalomaniac megalomaniac is offline
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Look, man, she is fucking with you. Unless you have known her for a long time, and she is confessing her life secret to you or something, she is probably just making shit up.

I know i don't know the whole situation and there is a small chance she IS an angel (anything is possible), but really

Next time she starts talking about being an angel just ask her to prove it to you.
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Old 2005-01-03, 11:31
speakeroo speakeroo is offline
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Dude, if he did that, she'd get all pissed at him. Then he'd be sad and alone.
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Old 2005-01-03, 17:10
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She's not a fallen angel. If she is a fallen angel she is possesed.

A fallen angel is a demon. generally one of the 'stronger' demons.

Too bad I don't beleive it.
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Old 2005-01-04, 02:33
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A fallen angel is an angel no longer in the sanctity of heaven. I beleive that in past lives many people were once angels and have thus retained certain memories from their past lives and also certain powers. Fallen Angel can apply to these people also. Faries are beleived to be fallen angels also (if you believe in that sort of thing)
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Old 2005-01-06, 02:08
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Your girlfriend is dumb.
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Old 2005-01-06, 02:12
aTribeCalledSean aTribeCalledSean is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Fuck:

Your girlfriend is dumb.
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Old 2005-01-10, 04:38
Kel Kel is offline
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This reminds me of a group of kids I used to hang out with at school.

"You do know we're possessed by demons right?"

L-M-A-O

Fucking goths.
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Old 2005-01-10, 04:47
aTribeCalledSean aTribeCalledSean is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Kel:





Can I be Keanan?

I'll get you some orange soda.......
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Old 2005-01-10, 04:57
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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She must be exorcised!
 
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