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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-12-29, 03:55
redjoker redjoker is offline
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Default If you were God....

What would you do?
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Old 2004-12-29, 04:03
Nemisis Nemisis is offline
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quote:Originally posted by redjoker:

What would you do?

You don't wan't to know.
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Old 2004-12-29, 06:26
Iampoor Iampoor is offline
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Default Re: If you were God....

make marijuana legal and tell another god that he hasn't done a very good job with his world
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Old 2004-12-29, 07:36
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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Default Re: If you were God....

First I'd make everyone nice and perfect.
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Old 2004-12-30, 04:39
Eil Eil is offline
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Default Re: If you were God....

create eternal bliss
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Old 2004-12-30, 04:49
Shiznit Skitzafrantic Shiznit Skitzafrantic is offline
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Default Re: If you were God....

Change the colours of everything.
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Old 2004-12-30, 05:04
redoctober redoctober is offline
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If I were God I would retain my powers and live erternally with materialistic pleasures with my family and friends... meanwhile id put some one else ,whos more responsible, in charge and give them all the powers i have... but of course i could tkae them away at any time...

[This message has been edited by redoctober (edited 12-30-2004).]
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Old 2004-12-30, 07:12
lenny lenny is offline
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If I was god I would post the secret of life on an internet BB so I could watch as people ripped my post apart and told me I was full of shit.

The net is so funny

"If there were any gods, how could I bear not to be one! Therefore, there are no gods!" Nietzsche
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Old 2004-12-30, 19:55
$tinger $tinger is offline
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I'd do whatever the fuck I want. I'd also make it so people know for sure that I exist. I mean, why stay invisible all of the time? I'd like to throw drug parties with my followers from time to time. I might make a perfect Utopian society if I'm feeling like being nice.
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Old 2004-12-30, 21:16
Source Source is offline
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I wouldn't do a damn thing, i'd let you people sort out your own problems, why should god have to clean up everyone else's mess
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Old 2004-12-30, 22:02
Charles Thunder Charles Thunder is offline
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Default Re: If you were God....

quote:Originally posted by redjoker:

What would you do?

Send all the religious people to hell.
 
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