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Old 2004-12-24, 02:34
suck_my_muffin suck_my_muffin is offline
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Default huge list of demons and their "occupations"

Kindof interesting, but do you beleive a word of it?

Names and Rank in the Infernal Region (alphabetically)

Apollyon (Abaddon) : King of Demons

Abigor: Horseman with a scepter and lance, commanding 60 legions

Adremelech: Chancellor and High Council of Demons

Aguares : Grand Duke of Eastern region, commanding 30 legions

Alocer : Grand Duke , commanding 36 legions

Amduscius : Grand Duke, commanding 29 legions

Andras : Marquis , commanding 30 legions

Asmodeus (Asmoday) : Head of Casinos, banished to the desert by Raphael

Astaroth : Grand Duke of Western region, Lord Treasurer

Aym : Grand Duke , commanding 26 legions

Ayperos : Prince, commanding 36 legions

Azazel : Standard Bearer of Armies, also known as Satanael.

Baal : Commanding General of the Infernal Armies

Baalberith : Chief Secretary and Archivist (second order demon, Berith)

Balan : Prince

Bearded Demon : Remains nameless to avoid his use in search of the Philosopher's Stone (King Solomon)

Beelzebub (Beelzebuth) : Prince of the Demons, Lord of the Flies, second only to Satan

Belial : Prince of Trickery, Demon of Sodomy

Belphegor : Demon of Ingenious discoveries and wealth

Buer : Second order demon but commands 50 legions

Caym : Grand President of the Infernal

Charon : Boatman who ferries souls across the river Styx

Chax : Grand Duke

Cresil : Demon of Impurity and slovinliness

Dagon : Baker and member of the House

Eurynomus : Prince who feeds on corpses

Furfur : Count , commanding 26 legions

Geryon : Giant centaur, guards hell

Jezebeth : Demon of Falsehoods

Kasdeya : According to the "Book of Enoch", the fifth Satan

Kobal : Entertainment Director, patron of Comedy

Leonard : Inspector General of Black Magic and Sorcery

Leviathan : Grand Admiral: androgynous ( Christian myth says he seduced both Adam and Eve)

Lilith : Princess of Hell. ( Hebrew myth is that she is a succubus)

Malphas : Grand President, commanding 40 legions

Mammon : Demon of Avarice

Mastema : Leader of the offspring of fallen angels by humans

Melchom : Treasurer of the House

Mephistopheles : Some versions a servant of Lucifer, others Satan himself

Merihim : Prince of Pestilence

Moloch : Another demon of Hebrew lore

Mullin : Servant of the House of Princes, Lieutenant to Leonard

Murmur : Count, Demon of Music

Naburus : Marquis, connected with Cerberus

Nergal : Chief of Secret Police, second order demon

Nybras : Grand Publisist of Pleasures, inferior

Nysrogh : Chief of the House of Princes, second order demon

Orias : Marquis, Demon of Diabolic Astologers and Diviners

Paymon : Master of Ceremonies

Philatanus : Demon assisting Belial in furthering sodomy and pedophile behaviors

Proserpine : Princess of Hell ( some say, close to Persephone of Pagan traditions)

Pyro : Prince of Falsehoods

Raum : Count, commanding 30 legions

Rimmon : Ambassador from hell to Russia, also known as Damas

Ronwe : Inferior, yet commands 19 legions

Samael : Angel of Death, Prince of Air

Semiazas : Chief of Fallen Angels

Shalbriri : Demon that strikes people blind

Sonneillon : Demon of Hate (Michaelis )

Succorbenoth : Chief Eunuch of the House of Princes, Demon of Gates and Jealousy

Thamuz : Ambassador of hell, Creator of the Holy Inquisition, Inventor of Artillery

Ukobach : Stationary Engineer

Uphir : Demon physician

Valafar : Grand Duke

Verdelet : Master of Ceremonies of the House of Princes

Verin : Demon of Impatience

Vetis : demon who specializes in corrupting and tempting the holy

Xaphan : Stokes the furnace of hell, second order demon

Zaebros : Animal - human combination

Zagan : Demon of Deceit and counterfeiting
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Old 2004-12-24, 02:47
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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*goes off to make screen names*
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Old 2004-12-24, 05:09
eprime eprime is offline
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quote:Originally posted by suck_my_muffin:





..... Belial : Prince of Trickery, Demon of Sodomy.....



wow I never knew our dark lord lucifer took sodomy so seriously as to make a demon completely for it . I better go off and sodomize someone in honour of this .
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Old 2004-12-24, 06:35
dearestnight_falcon dearestnight_falcon is offline
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Default Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"

I'm afraid its just bullshit medieval occultism.

Still, western witchcraft wasn't nearly as interesting and complex before christianity came on the scene.

All that circle stuff, ritual purity, candles... enochian .

I always liked Astaroth's name though.

Astaroth, or sometimes Ashtaroth. its a cool fucking name.
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Old 2004-12-24, 20:41
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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quote:Originally posted by suck_my_muffin:



Asmodeus (Asmoday) : Head of Casinos, banished to the desert by Raphael



Sounds like the patron demon of Las Vegas.

Who worked out the whole hierarchy in Hell and assigned ranks to all these demons?
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Old 2004-12-24, 22:19
Uncus Uncus is offline
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Why, suck_my_muffin - are you going to shop for a pet ?

What are your sources, BTW ?

[This message has been edited by Uncus (edited 12-24-2004).]
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Old 2004-12-24, 22:20
Uncus Uncus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by eprime:

wow I never knew our dark lord lucifer took sodomy so seriously as to make a demon completely for it .

Lucifer didn't "make" demons AFAIK.

MasterPython : I guess various mystics, magi, magicians, and occultists.



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Old 2004-12-25, 00:20
suck_my_muffin suck_my_muffin is offline
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Default Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"

quote:Originally posted by Uncus:

Why, suck_my_muffin - are you going to shop for a pet ?

What are your sources, BTW ?

[This message has been edited by Uncus (edited 12-24-2004).]

Yea, I guess it would be kindof convenient having Baal-Commanding General of the Infernal Armies as a pet, (if thats actually what you meant) O yea, my source was http://www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/demonologyhome.html (http://www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/demonologyhome.html.) It's the website for that ghost hunting show on SciFi.



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Old 2004-12-25, 00:24
suck_my_muffin suck_my_muffin is offline
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uhhhgg... I don't think the link works, but you get the idea where to go.
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Old 2004-12-25, 03:04
LordShadow LordShadow is offline
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You forgot the most important demon of all

George Bush- occupation president of the united states.....
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Old 2004-12-25, 08:17
jurainus jurainus is offline
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Why? Who? How much time did he consume to prepare this funnyish list?
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Old 2004-12-25, 12:09
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Whom ever believes in any of this should be killed by ay of a firing squad. They're nothing more than hopeless fools.

**FORSHAME!**
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Old 2004-12-26, 03:08
Lycentross Lycentross is offline
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where is baphomet you know that one from the chick comics.
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Old 2004-12-26, 18:01
Run Screaming Run Screaming is offline
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Default Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"

It's interesting how a bunch of monks and priests can sit around throughout the ages and come up with all kinds of "imaginary enemies" to scare themselves with.
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Old 2004-12-27, 03:22
Encrypted Soldier Encrypted Soldier is offline
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quote:Originally posted by napoleon_complex:

*goes off to make screen names*

Damnit, now you took all of them.
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Old 2004-12-27, 04:54
arson221 arson221 is offline
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Im beleave in God, I also beleave that ther is a devil/hell.
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Old 2004-12-27, 05:39
twisted mind twisted mind is offline
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i believe in proper spelling
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Old 2004-12-27, 09:33
One.Lost.J.Man One.Lost.J.Man is offline
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Default Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"

Verdelet : Master of Ceremonies of the House of Princes



MC V-let in the Hizzouse!!!!

Sup sup ma daemons!!! We be throwin' this shit UP in here! We gonna bump dis here house-a-prinzes like no one be knowin'!!
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Old 2004-12-27, 14:48
Pingy Pingy is offline
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suck_my_muffins mom: The fattest, nastiest, sluttiest demon of all. She commands the demonic slut, fish piece army.
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Old 2004-12-27, 17:19
Encrypted Soldier Encrypted Soldier is offline
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quote:Originally posted by twisted mind:

i believe in proper spelling

You're either a moron or thats a really bad joke.

[This message has been edited by Encrypted Soldier (edited 12-27-2004).]
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Old 2004-12-27, 19:08
Uncus Uncus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by One.Lost.J.Man:

Verdelet : Master of Ceremonies of the House of Princes



MC V-let in the Hizzouse!!!!

Sup sup ma daemons!!! We be throwin' this shit UP in here! We gonna bump dis here house-a-prinzes like no one be knowin'!!

You seem to assume that Verdelet would speak Ebonics ?
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Old 2004-12-28, 00:18
Nemisis Nemisis is offline
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First up. Many of the names of demons were gathered from people under torture. Some of them were the names of gods & godesses of religions that were around before the christian cult showed up. They took the names of male gods & turned them into female demons & did the reverse to the names of godesses. Such as Astaroth.
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Old 2004-12-28, 00:23
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quote:Originally posted by twisted mind:

i believe in proper spelling

L- O- FUCKIN- L
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Old 2004-12-28, 01:37
suck_my_muffin suck_my_muffin is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Pingy:

suck_my_muffins mom: The fattest, nastiest, sluttiest demon of all. She commands the demonic slut, fish piece army.

Dammit, i forgot to put her in the list
 
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