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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2004-12-24, 02:34
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suck_my_muffin 
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huge list of demons and their "occupations"
Kindof interesting, but do you beleive a word of it?
Names and Rank in the Infernal Region (alphabetically)
Apollyon (Abaddon) : King of Demons
Abigor: Horseman with a scepter and lance, commanding 60 legions
Adremelech: Chancellor and High Council of Demons
Aguares : Grand Duke of Eastern region, commanding 30 legions
Alocer : Grand Duke , commanding 36 legions
Amduscius : Grand Duke, commanding 29 legions
Andras : Marquis , commanding 30 legions
Asmodeus (Asmoday) : Head of Casinos, banished to the desert by Raphael
Astaroth : Grand Duke of Western region, Lord Treasurer
Aym : Grand Duke , commanding 26 legions
Ayperos : Prince, commanding 36 legions
Azazel : Standard Bearer of Armies, also known as Satanael.
Baal : Commanding General of the Infernal Armies
Baalberith : Chief Secretary and Archivist (second order demon, Berith)
Balan : Prince
Bearded Demon : Remains nameless to avoid his use in search of the Philosopher's Stone (King Solomon)
Beelzebub (Beelzebuth) : Prince of the Demons, Lord of the Flies, second only to Satan
Belial : Prince of Trickery, Demon of Sodomy
Belphegor : Demon of Ingenious discoveries and wealth
Buer : Second order demon but commands 50 legions
Caym : Grand President of the Infernal
Charon : Boatman who ferries souls across the river Styx
Chax : Grand Duke
Cresil : Demon of Impurity and slovinliness
Dagon : Baker and member of the House
Eurynomus : Prince who feeds on corpses
Furfur : Count , commanding 26 legions
Geryon : Giant centaur, guards hell
Jezebeth : Demon of Falsehoods
Kasdeya : According to the "Book of Enoch", the fifth Satan
Kobal : Entertainment Director, patron of Comedy
Leonard : Inspector General of Black Magic and Sorcery
Leviathan : Grand Admiral: androgynous ( Christian myth says he seduced both Adam and Eve)
Lilith : Princess of Hell. ( Hebrew myth is that she is a succubus)
Malphas : Grand President, commanding 40 legions
Mammon : Demon of Avarice
Mastema : Leader of the offspring of fallen angels by humans
Melchom : Treasurer of the House
Mephistopheles : Some versions a servant of Lucifer, others Satan himself
Merihim : Prince of Pestilence
Moloch : Another demon of Hebrew lore
Mullin : Servant of the House of Princes, Lieutenant to Leonard
Murmur : Count, Demon of Music
Naburus : Marquis, connected with Cerberus
Nergal : Chief of Secret Police, second order demon
Nybras : Grand Publisist of Pleasures, inferior
Nysrogh : Chief of the House of Princes, second order demon
Orias : Marquis, Demon of Diabolic Astologers and Diviners
Paymon : Master of Ceremonies
Philatanus : Demon assisting Belial in furthering sodomy and pedophile behaviors
Proserpine : Princess of Hell ( some say, close to Persephone of Pagan traditions)
Pyro : Prince of Falsehoods
Raum : Count, commanding 30 legions
Rimmon : Ambassador from hell to Russia, also known as Damas
Ronwe : Inferior, yet commands 19 legions
Samael : Angel of Death, Prince of Air
Semiazas : Chief of Fallen Angels
Shalbriri : Demon that strikes people blind
Sonneillon : Demon of Hate (Michaelis )
Succorbenoth : Chief Eunuch of the House of Princes, Demon of Gates and Jealousy
Thamuz : Ambassador of hell, Creator of the Holy Inquisition, Inventor of Artillery
Ukobach : Stationary Engineer
Uphir : Demon physician
Valafar : Grand Duke
Verdelet : Master of Ceremonies of the House of Princes
Verin : Demon of Impatience
Vetis : demon who specializes in corrupting and tempting the holy
Xaphan : Stokes the furnace of hell, second order demon
Zaebros : Animal - human combination
Zagan : Demon of Deceit and counterfeiting
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#2
 2004-12-24, 02:47
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
*goes off to make screen names*
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#3
 2004-12-24, 05:09
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eprime 
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
quote:Originally posted by suck_my_muffin:
..... Belial : Prince of Trickery, Demon of Sodomy.....
wow I never knew our dark lord lucifer took sodomy so seriously as to make a demon completely for it . I better go off and sodomize someone in honour of this .
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#4
 2004-12-24, 06:35
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
I'm afraid its just bullshit medieval occultism.
Still, western witchcraft wasn't nearly as interesting and complex before christianity came on the scene.
All that circle stuff, ritual purity, candles... enochian  .
I always liked Astaroth's name though.
Astaroth, or sometimes Ashtaroth. its a cool fucking name.
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#5
 2004-12-24, 20:41
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
quote:Originally posted by suck_my_muffin:
Asmodeus (Asmoday) : Head of Casinos, banished to the desert by Raphael
Sounds like the patron demon of Las Vegas.
Who worked out the whole hierarchy in Hell and assigned ranks to all these demons?
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#6
 2004-12-24, 22:19
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Uncus 
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
Why, suck_my_muffin - are you going to shop for a pet ?
What are your sources, BTW ?
[This message has been edited by Uncus (edited 12-24-2004).]
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#7
 2004-12-24, 22:20
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Uncus 
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
quote:Originally posted by eprime:
wow I never knew our dark lord lucifer took sodomy so seriously as to make a demon completely for it .
Lucifer didn't "make" demons AFAIK.
MasterPython : I guess various mystics, magi, magicians, and occultists.
[This message has been edited by Uncus (edited 12-24-2004).]
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#8
 2004-12-25, 00:20
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suck_my_muffin 
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
quote:Originally posted by Uncus:
Why, suck_my_muffin - are you going to shop for a pet ?
What are your sources, BTW ?
[This message has been edited by Uncus (edited 12-24-2004).]
Yea, I guess it would be kindof convenient having Baal-Commanding General of the Infernal Armies as a pet, (if thats actually what you meant) O yea, my source was http://www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/demonologyhome.html (http://www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/demonologyhome.html.) It's the website for that ghost hunting show on SciFi.
[This message has been edited by suck_my_muffin (edited 12-25-2004).]
[This message has been edited by suck_my_muffin (edited 12-25-2004).]
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#9
 2004-12-25, 00:24
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suck_my_muffin 
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
uhhhgg... I don't think the link works, but you get the idea where to go.
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#10
 2004-12-25, 03:04
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
You forgot the most important demon of all
George Bush- occupation president of the united states.....
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#11
 2004-12-25, 08:17
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
Why? Who? How much time did he consume to prepare this funnyish list?
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#12
 2004-12-25, 12:09
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
Whom ever believes in any of this should be killed by ay of a firing squad. They're nothing more than hopeless fools.
**FORSHAME!**
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#13
 2004-12-26, 03:08
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Lycentross 
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
where is baphomet you know that one from the chick comics.
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#14
 2004-12-26, 18:01
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
It's interesting how a bunch of monks and priests can sit around throughout the ages and come up with all kinds of "imaginary enemies" to scare themselves with.
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#15
 2004-12-27, 03:22
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
quote:Originally posted by napoleon_complex:
*goes off to make screen names*
Damnit, now you took all of them.
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#16
 2004-12-27, 04:54
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
Im beleave in God, I also beleave that ther is a devil/hell.
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#17
 2004-12-27, 05:39
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
i believe in proper spelling
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#18
 2004-12-27, 09:33
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
Verdelet : Master of Ceremonies of the House of Princes
MC V-let in the Hizzouse!!!!
Sup sup ma daemons!!! We be throwin' this shit UP in here! We gonna bump dis here house-a-prinzes like no one be knowin'!!
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#19
 2004-12-27, 14:48
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
suck_my_muffins mom: The fattest, nastiest, sluttiest demon of all. She commands the demonic slut, fish piece army.
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#20
 2004-12-27, 17:19
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Encrypted Soldier 
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
quote:Originally posted by twisted mind:
i believe in proper spelling
You're either a moron or thats a really bad joke.
[This message has been edited by Encrypted Soldier (edited 12-27-2004).]
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#21
 2004-12-27, 19:08
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Uncus 
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
quote:Originally posted by One.Lost.J.Man:
Verdelet : Master of Ceremonies of the House of Princes
MC V-let in the Hizzouse!!!!
Sup sup ma daemons!!! We be throwin' this shit UP in here! We gonna bump dis here house-a-prinzes like no one be knowin'!!
You seem to assume that Verdelet would speak Ebonics ?
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#22
 2004-12-28, 00:18
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
First up. Many of the names of demons were gathered from people under torture. Some of them were the names of gods & godesses of religions that were around before the christian cult showed up. They took the names of male gods & turned them into female demons & did the reverse to the names of godesses. Such as Astaroth.
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#23
 2004-12-28, 00:23
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
quote:Originally posted by twisted mind:
i believe in proper spelling
L- O- FUCKIN- L
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#24
 2004-12-28, 01:37
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suck_my_muffin 
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Re: huge list of demons and their "occupations"
quote:Originally posted by Pingy:
suck_my_muffins mom: The fattest, nastiest, sluttiest demon of all. She commands the demonic slut, fish piece army.
Dammit, i forgot to put her in the list
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