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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2004-12-18, 20:44
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Encrypted Soldier 
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The Screaming Electron Cult
Lets make a cult everybody. It's gonna be The Screaming Electron Cult. Our place of worship shall be known as the TEMPLE OF THE SCREAMING ELECTRON.
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I hope every Totsean understood what I just said.
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#2
 2004-12-19, 00:12
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
You're an idiot.
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#3
 2004-12-19, 00:57
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
quote:Originally posted by Aphelion Corona:
You're an idiot.
Hear, Hear.
Faithfully Submitted,
Cesare de Borgia
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#4
 2004-12-19, 11:12
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Behind the boat house
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
As long as I get to be goddess and you send me all your money.
Cheers,
Lost
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#5
 2004-12-20, 00:59
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
quote:Originally posted by LostCause:
As long as I get to be goddess and you send me all your money.
Cheers,
Lost
Sure. You drink the Kool-Aid first, revered goddess.
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#6
 2004-12-20, 05:58
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Behind the boat house
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
quote:Originally posted by AngrySquirrel:
Sure. You drink the Kool-Aid first, revered goddess.
That's okay. I'm an all-giving goddess. I drink through you.
Cheers,
Lost
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#7
 2004-12-20, 15:02
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Encrypted Soldier 
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
quote:Originally posted by LostCause:
As long as I get to be goddess and you send me all your money.
Cheers,
Lost
Deal.
EDIT: As long as I can be your prophet.
[This message has been edited by Encrypted Soldier (edited 12-20-2004).]
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#8
 2004-12-20, 23:17
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The_Reckoning 
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
Mods should be demi-gods, and admins the Gods themselves.
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#9
 2004-12-21, 04:33
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Behind the boat house
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
quote:Originally posted by Encrypted Soldier:
Deal.
EDIT: As long as I can be your prophet.
[This message has been edited by Encrypted Soldier (edited 12-20-2004).]
Deal. But, first you must send me all your money.
Then you may be the first Totse prophet and I will write you into my revision of the bible.
Cheers,
Lost
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#10
 2004-12-21, 04:41
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Blacklisted411_fan 
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
Encrypted Soldier im with you brother Encrypted Soldier
Blacklisted411_fan
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BLACKLISTED411_FAN
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When do we start?
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#11
 2004-12-21, 06:41
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
do we get to carry around guns and kill people that try to escape??? anyways... i gtg
oh almost forgot... **pulls out a gun and fires at head**... damnit all i have is a rubber dart gun... owell
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#12
 2004-12-21, 10:49
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Behind the boat house
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
Yes. But, you may only kill those who I deem worthy of death.
O, and this only begins once you all start sending me money.
Cheers,
Lost
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#13
 2004-12-21, 16:52
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Encrypted Soldier 
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
quote:Originally posted by Blacklisted411_fan:
Encrypted Soldier im with you brother Encrypted Soldier
Blacklisted411_fan
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BLACKLISTED411_FAN
Oco (TOTSE version of Amen) Brotha!
Let us convert the multiples of infidels in the world. Bow down to TOTSE!!!
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#14
 2004-12-21, 16:55
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Encrypted Soldier 
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Re: The Screaming Electron Cult
quote:Originally posted by LostCause:
Deal. But, first you must send me all your money.
Then you may be the first Totse prophet and I will write you into my revision of the bible.
Cheers,
Lost
*Puts money in envelope and sends to Lost Cause*
Hold on... I have a better title...
Call me the Arch Magus of the TOTSE Gods.
We gotta make spells now.
Edit: Blacklisted411_fan gets to be my apprentice Magus now.
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