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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-12-18, 20:44
Encrypted Soldier Encrypted Soldier is offline
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Default The Screaming Electron Cult

Lets make a cult everybody. It's gonna be The Screaming Electron Cult. Our place of worship shall be known as the TEMPLE OF THE SCREAMING ELECTRON.

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I hope every Totsean understood what I just said.
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Old 2004-12-19, 00:12
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You're an idiot.
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Old 2004-12-19, 00:57
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quote:Originally posted by Aphelion Corona:

You're an idiot.

Hear, Hear.

Faithfully Submitted,

Cesare de Borgia
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Old 2004-12-19, 11:12
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Behind the boat house
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As long as I get to be goddess and you send me all your money.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2004-12-20, 00:59
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quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

As long as I get to be goddess and you send me all your money.

Cheers,

Lost



Sure. You drink the Kool-Aid first, revered goddess.
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Old 2004-12-20, 05:58
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quote:Originally posted by AngrySquirrel:



Sure. You drink the Kool-Aid first, revered goddess.

That's okay. I'm an all-giving goddess. I drink through you.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2004-12-20, 15:02
Encrypted Soldier Encrypted Soldier is offline
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Default Re: The Screaming Electron Cult

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

As long as I get to be goddess and you send me all your money.

Cheers,

Lost

Deal.

EDIT: As long as I can be your prophet.

[This message has been edited by Encrypted Soldier (edited 12-20-2004).]
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Old 2004-12-20, 23:17
The_Reckoning The_Reckoning is offline
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Default Re: The Screaming Electron Cult

Mods should be demi-gods, and admins the Gods themselves.
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Old 2004-12-21, 04:33
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Behind the boat house
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quote:Originally posted by Encrypted Soldier:

Deal.

EDIT: As long as I can be your prophet.

[This message has been edited by Encrypted Soldier (edited 12-20-2004).]



Deal. But, first you must send me all your money.

Then you may be the first Totse prophet and I will write you into my revision of the bible.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2004-12-21, 04:41
Blacklisted411_fan Blacklisted411_fan is offline
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Encrypted Soldier im with you brother Encrypted Soldier

Blacklisted411_fan

___________________

BLACKLISTED411_FAN

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When do we start?
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Old 2004-12-21, 06:41
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Default Re: The Screaming Electron Cult

do we get to carry around guns and kill people that try to escape??? anyways... i gtg

oh almost forgot... **pulls out a gun and fires at head**... damnit all i have is a rubber dart gun... owell
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Old 2004-12-21, 10:49
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Yes. But, you may only kill those who I deem worthy of death.

O, and this only begins once you all start sending me money.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2004-12-21, 16:52
Encrypted Soldier Encrypted Soldier is offline
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Default Re: The Screaming Electron Cult

quote:Originally posted by Blacklisted411_fan:

Encrypted Soldier im with you brother Encrypted Soldier

Blacklisted411_fan

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BLACKLISTED411_FAN

Oco (TOTSE version of Amen) Brotha!

Let us convert the multiples of infidels in the world. Bow down to TOTSE!!!
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Old 2004-12-21, 16:55
Encrypted Soldier Encrypted Soldier is offline
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Default Re: The Screaming Electron Cult

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:



Deal. But, first you must send me all your money.

Then you may be the first Totse prophet and I will write you into my revision of the bible.

Cheers,

Lost

*Puts money in envelope and sends to Lost Cause*

Hold on... I have a better title...

Call me the Arch Magus of the TOTSE Gods.

We gotta make spells now.

Edit: Blacklisted411_fan gets to be my apprentice Magus now.
 
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