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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2004-12-15, 00:02
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I think the Bible is just some shit that those without evolutionary advantages use to justify their actions.

If you think about it, the Bible goes against every natural instict.

Examples, instinct tells you to have sex, the Bible tells you sex is wrong (outside of wedlock). Instinct tells you to eat as much as you want, the Bible tells you that gluttony is bad. Instinct tells you to be prettier than the competition, the Bible tells you its whats on the inside that counts.

So basically those who sucked at life under normal conditions can read the Bible and feel btter about their shitty circumstances.

Let the flaming begin.
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Old 2004-12-15, 00:36
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Congradulations, you're an idiot who's obviously never read the bible.

You product of post-kantian philosophy, you.
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Old 2004-12-15, 01:17
aTribeCalledSean aTribeCalledSean is offline
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Hoorah for mention of Kant!

p.s. Kierkegaard was better, and a christian at that.
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Old 2004-12-15, 01:25
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Yeah, but Kant is the biggie for how people think now-a-days. Of course they've never heard of Kant, or ol' Kierky, but that doesn't matter. The great minds of past generations have trickled down into the masses, only the masses don't have any understanding of it they just believe it.

Mindlessly dismissing the bible and everything christianity teaches is stupid.

Just as Mindlessly dismissing all philosophies progresses are stupid.

Just as Mindlessly obeying either is stupid.
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Old 2004-12-15, 02:13
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My human instincts tell me to stab you to death with a ball point pen and play around with your blood, but the bible says "thou shalt not kill"

looks like the bible saved your ass kid-o
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Old 2004-12-15, 20:19
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quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

Congradulations, you're an idiot who's obviously never read the bible.

You product of post-kantian philosophy, you.

yep! that is pretty retarded!
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Old 2004-12-15, 23:12
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quote:Originally posted by theBishop:

My human instincts tell me to stab you to death with a ball point pen and play around with your blood, but the bible says "thou shalt not kill"

looks like the bible saved your ass kid-o



Bishop, it's your beautiful replies that make me love you.
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Old 2004-12-16, 00:46
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Old 2004-12-16, 03:57
aTribeCalledSean aTribeCalledSean is offline
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quote:Originally posted by theBishop:

My human instincts tell me to stab you to death with a ball point pen and play around with your blood, but the bible says "thou shalt not kill"

looks like the bible saved your ass kid-o





If I was a woman, I'd die to give birth to your offspring.
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Old 2004-12-17, 18:34
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Makes more sence than anything else. I agree.
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Old 2004-12-17, 23:38
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The Bible....a book written about men,..for men..by men...hehe
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Old 2004-12-17, 23:51
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quote:Originally posted by Phamine:

The Bible....a book written about men,..for men..by men...hehe



no there is some evidence to suggest that J was written by a female.
 
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