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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-12-14, 23:44
kevdude61 kevdude61 is offline
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Ok Christianity among other religions considers jacking off a sin beause it wastes sperm. Well techinically it takes 1 egg and 1 sperm to make a baby, so even in the process of having intercourse for the reason of an offspring, when you blow your load millions of sperm are present but only one gets used. So either way your wasting millions of sperm. So the only way not to be a sinner is to die a virgin,
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Old 2004-12-14, 23:46
ASH_shop_S-mart ASH_shop_S-mart is offline
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Welcome to christianity,"Land of flaws".
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Old 2004-12-15, 00:59
inquisitor_11 inquisitor_11 is offline
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*looks for xians that think wasting sperm is a sin*
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Old 2004-12-15, 02:14
theBishop theBishop is offline
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Yes but thanks to jesus christ's sacrifice we can waste all the sperm we want and be forgiven.
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Old 2004-12-15, 03:08
Lucky Lucky is offline
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Yah but your still making a kid arnt you if you try to get her pregnant. Masturbation is the deliberate waste of sperm where there is no chance of making a baby. And I am pretty sure god wont punish you for those millions that didnt feratlize the egg and most people would realize that.
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Old 2004-12-15, 04:27
firefighter12 firefighter12 is offline
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well when you fuck to make a baby, you've got millions of sperm going for the egg, obviously only one can make it. so only the best makes it there, hopefully. if (it was possible) you just took one sperm out and made a baby you'd be taking the chance that you picked a 'tard.
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Old 2004-12-15, 05:06
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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quote:Originally posted by kevdude61:

Ok Christianity among other religions considers jacking off a sin beause it wastes sperm. Well techinically it takes 1 egg and 1 sperm to make a baby, so even in the process of having intercourse for the reason of an offspring, when you blow your load millions of sperm are present but only one gets used. So either way your wasting millions of sperm. So the only way not to be a sinner is to die a virgin,

You aren't wasting sperm, sperm is just going to waste. When you have intercourse to reproduce, the intentions are there to reproduce so when the sperm does go to waste it isn't a sin. When you masturbate however, you're are knowingly wasting your sperm with trying to reproduce, so it would be a sin.
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Old 2004-12-15, 05:48
spaceMAN spaceMAN is offline
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1. masturbation and religion should never be combined.

2. your gonna do it anyways

3. masturbation should be the least of your concerns im sure you have other sins way worse than wasting sperm
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Old 2004-12-15, 06:57
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/\ Exactally.
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Old 2004-12-15, 14:42
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the wasting of sperm is not confined to Christianity, but can be found in nearly all places in the world as far as I know

you guys should ask Miles Davis about it, :P

It's not that it's sperm, but it's said to be part of the vital essense which give a human life and dictates the quaility of they're life/awearness/tao, and that essence is not different from that which pervades the entire universe, Chi/Qi whatever you would like to call it, Logos

Taoist and Tantric Sex practices have been specificaly used for this for thousands of years, the possibility is there to fuck hundreds of women without loosing your errection or a drop of seminal fluid if it would so please you, and like any other spiritual practices your building and building your energy, so afterwards you feel better than if you had ejaculated.

Most religions that deal with celibacy have it for this reason, the problem arises when it's not harnesed properly and people develop all sorts of complexs and other problems, for eg. they're are yogic practices that will completely transmute this energy, sex will be barely thought of, the energy is used in many other ways.

Your meditiations (if this is done properly) will be like smoking a bowl vs. droping acid.

Depends on what you want to believe about the nature of the univerese I guess, like all things, what you can see might be more apt, perhaps what you hope for
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Old 2004-12-16, 04:23
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Oh, I forgot

Enables multipule orgasms for men, orgasms that last for, how long would you like? Continunious stream

Mountains of great sex that is seems most people don't even consider.

Not to meantion what you can do for your partner...

blah
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Old 2004-12-16, 15:20
Jasamo Jasamo is offline
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It must be a sin - you know, because you only have a certain number of sperm.. they don't reproduce themselves at all..
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Old 2004-12-16, 20:53
Nameless Dude Nameless Dude is offline
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Hey millions of sperm are dieing while you and I are typing our post your body just makes new ones. So according to Christianty living is a sin.
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Old 2004-12-16, 21:12
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Nameless Dude:

Hey millions of sperm are dieing while you and I are typing our post your body just makes new ones. So according to Christianty living is a sin.



Wasting sperm is a sin, not sperm dying.
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Old 2004-12-16, 21:25
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well i dont believe in jesus or god, or any other religion, all religions are gay, there is no god. so if there was a jesus, he can suck my dick and god can kiss my ass
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Old 2004-12-16, 21:30
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well all the religions are made up, just like greek mythology. so dont waste your time in a church over some damn lie
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Old 2004-12-16, 23:24
Nemisis Nemisis is offline
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quote:Originally posted by kevdude61:

Ok Christianity among other religions considers jacking off a sin beause it wastes sperm. Well techinically it takes 1 egg and 1 sperm to make a baby, so even in the process of having intercourse for the reason of an offspring, when you blow your load millions of sperm are present but only one gets used. So either way your wasting millions of sperm. So the only way not to be a sinner is to die a virgin,



Everytime a man has wet dream sperm are wasted. The bible also says something to the effect of not eating shellfish, and not wearing multicolor/multifibered clothes.
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Old 2004-12-16, 23:56
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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Question:

Why do some of you people even care being as you're not christian? I mean you don't follow the bible, so why get in such a fit over a meaningless subject?
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Old 2004-12-17, 01:36
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by napoleon_complex:

Question:

Why do some of you people even care being as you're not christian? I mean you don't follow the bible, so why get in such a fit over a meaningless subject?

My guess is that want to justify their actions... maybe even have God's "blessing".

In short, they are trying to decide if God exists.
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Old 2004-12-17, 04:01
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WHO CARES.

Christianity in terms of the Bible does not condemn masturbation. The 'sin of Onan' was the violation of the ritual obligations he held to his dead brother. God killed Onan not because he spilled his jizm, but because he dishonored his deceased brother.

At most, masturbation is a sin due to lust, and only if you lust over someone's wife.

But, WHO CARES.
 
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