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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-12-03, 06:46
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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LostCause, you said that you want to start your own religion... maybe it is already here

http://www.thejaywalker.com/pages/shit_happens.html
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Old 2004-12-03, 06:53
Hentai Hentai is offline
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Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!



HAHA! That's some funny shit.
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Old 2004-12-03, 08:51
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LOL thanx xtreem...i'm about to get chucked out of the college library for laughing out loud and long.
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Old 2004-12-03, 11:18
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quote:Originally posted by Hentai:

Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!



HAHA! That's some funny shit.

Rastafarianism> trust a nigger to invent a religion and then somehow find a reason to involve drugs into it.
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Old 2004-12-03, 12:25
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*giggles*

That was cute, thanks xtreem.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2004-12-03, 18:37
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Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?

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Old 2004-12-03, 19:59
jurainus jurainus is offline
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Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

That's some funny shit...

But as a Lutherian I don't quite get

"Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.". Have I missed something?
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Old 2004-12-03, 22:28
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quote:Originally posted by jurainus:



But as a Lutherian I don't quite get

"Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.". Have I missed something?

I laughed at the Lutheran one, because it's so true. You'd have be from a German-Lutheran family to get it.

I guess Lutherans keep to themselves, I don't know.
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Old 2004-12-04, 05:47
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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Originally posted by jurainus:

But as a Lutherian I don't quite get

"Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.". Have I missed something?

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

I laughed at the Lutheran one, because it's so true. You'd have be from a German-Lutheran family to get it.

I guess Lutherans keep to themselves, I don't know.

I think this one is somewhat out-dated. I believe that the idea behind this is that (older) German families are alittle more serious. When i was in germany about 20 years ago, the biggest difference that i saw compared to the states, was the "nose-to-the-grindstone" attitude (strong work ethic, and strong family mindset... if something happens in your family, you deal with it among family and dont talk about it outside of family).

If one were to update the Lutheran "shit happens", it would probably be something like:

Shit happens..literally, but it's ok as long as you repent and accept Jesus

or something like that.

But, this topic was just meant for fun, so i'll quit babbling...glad that people enjoyed it.
 
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