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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2004-11-30, 13:20
Rez Rez is offline
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Is it true that Mormons wear special underwear with Freemason style symbols on the nipples (triangles)? And why do they hardly ever talk about it?
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Old 2004-11-30, 13:30
Dong_Quixote Dong_Quixote is offline
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Yes they do wear special underwear, If they take a bath they have to put the underwear next to them and keep one hand on them.
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Old 2004-11-30, 13:34
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Wow. So they have to be in contact with their underwear all the time?

What's so special about it?
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Old 2004-11-30, 13:38
Dong_Quixote Dong_Quixote is offline
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They think it protects them from harm, My uncle is a mormon but i don't think he wears special undies, It might only be a hardcore mormon thing.

[This message has been edited by Dong_Quixote (edited 11-30-2004).]
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Old 2004-11-30, 13:53
Dong_Quixote Dong_Quixote is offline
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http://molelog.molehill.org/blox/Smut/JustWeird/MormonGarments.writeback

[This message has been edited by Dong_Quixote (edited 11-30-2004).]
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Old 2004-11-30, 14:08
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Oh yeah!!! I forgot all about the magic underwear! My girlfriend didn't wear it, but her mom did. I think the purpose is to make sex as unexciting as possible .
 #7 
Old 2004-11-30, 18:48
Run Screaming Run Screaming is offline
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Well they do have large families, so something's going on there...
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Old 2004-11-30, 19:22
theBishop theBishop is offline
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Quanity of Quality my friend.

theBishop

actually that's not fair but i'm sure someone will get a laugh out of it.
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Old 2004-11-30, 20:20
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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After looking at that you would think Utah was a cold place.
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Old 2004-11-30, 22:46
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There's something very amusing about people so obsessed with frumpy underwear.

*shrug*

Anyways, as to why they don't talk about it much - I don't talk about my underwear much, I can't imagine they would either. Especially if it is so frumpy.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2004-12-01, 00:39
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I think that alone would keep me away from the religion......
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Old 2004-12-01, 01:59
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quote:Originally posted by Rez:

Wow. So they have to be in contact with their underwear all the time?

What's so special about it?

Steve Young didn't wear the "special underwear" when he played a game. Go figure.
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Old 2004-12-01, 07:58
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dong_Quixote:

[b] http://molelog.molehill.org/blox/Smut/JustWeird/MormonGarments.writeback

btw I just added a few "comments" on there.

[This message has been edited by NightVision (edited 12-01-2004).]
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Old 2004-12-02, 02:04
Charles Thunder Charles Thunder is offline
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“Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.”

“You wear ‘em ‘till you learn, son.”
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Old 2004-12-02, 06:42
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by theBishop:

Oh yeah!!! I forgot all about the magic underwear! My girlfriend didn't wear it, but her mom did. I think the purpose is to make sex as unexciting as possible .

quote:Is it true that Mormons wear special underwear with Freemason style symbols on the nipples (triangles)?

well, i hope that no one has a triangle fetish.
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Old 2004-12-04, 05:58
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by xtreem5150ahm:

well, i hope that no one has a triangle fetish.



i apologize to any Mormons. I thought that this topic was simply a joke. In my reading today, i found out that Mormons really do have Temple Garments (to include somesort of undergarment).

Again, i am very sorry. I did not mean to make fun of your religous belief or your rituals.

xtreem5150ahm@tcei.com
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Old 2004-12-04, 16:37
theBishop theBishop is offline
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hehehe that's awesome.

"...Yeah that would be a riot if those silly mormons actually did wear spiritual underwear all the time. What? They Do? Oh dear..."
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Old 2004-12-04, 23:15
CunnyBunny CunnyBunny is offline
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Im mormon and Ive never heard about this "magic underwear thing" I Imagine its something they do in Utah, they take it way to far there.
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Old 2004-12-04, 23:32
theBishop theBishop is offline
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I'm from PA and my mormon-ex-girlfriend's mom used to wear it.

CunnyBunny, have you heard of The Book of Abraham? It's part of "A Pearl of Great Price". Did you know that the documents that JS supposedly translated into The Book of Abraham have nothing to do with Abraham?

http://www.carm.org/lds/ldspapyri.htm

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