what would you ask jesus if he were to come back to earth? say he appears to everyone at the exact moment, it's the second coming and all, but he has an exclusive conversation with each person... cuz he's like god and all.

What did you do with the real gods?

no, seriously, that one's too simple... he'd just be like, 'they're right here in my pocket.'

what would you really want to know? imagine he says to you, "asketh of me what you will, my son. feel free to taketh your time, it's all goodeth."

Is "wine" really what I think it is?

Is thinking and asking question wrong like the church and government say?

"jesus, why were you such a fag?"

haha, i wouldnt really ask that

maybe id ask how much of the bible is true, how did the universe come about, meaning of life, that type of stuff

what would you do... for a klondike bar?

but serioulsy folkes, i would ask him what he thought of organised religion.

There are certain sins in my life that I continue to "wrestle" with (and usually lose). I have been given great proof of Your (Jesus') existance, and Your Father has shown me, time and time again, the He is in control.

Why do I not simply turn to You in faith?

Jesus would understand what i mean and where i'm coming from, but for (some) clarity for members of TOTSE... My overall faith in God's Word is strong. The weakness of my faith, lies in the small stuff...in my everday walk with God. In the (relativly small) applications of combining faith in God's Word with my everyday life....

Romans Chapter 7 (especially vs. 15- 25)

1. Do you not know, brothers--for I am speaking to men who know the law--that the law has authority over a man only as long as he lives?

2. For example, by law a married woman is bound to her husband as long as he is alive, but if her husband dies, she is released from the law of marriage.

3. So then, if she marries another man while her husband is still alive, she is called an adulteress. But if her husband dies, she is released from that law and is not an adulteress, even though she marries another man.

4. So, my brothers, you also died to the law through the body of Christ, that you might belong to another, to him who was raised from the dead, in order that we might bear fruit to God.

5. For when we were controlled by the sinful nature, the sinful passions aroused by the law were at work in our bodies, so that we bore fruit for death.

6. But now, by dying to what once bound us, we have been released from the law so that we serve in the new way of the Spirit, and not in the old way of the written code.

7. What shall we say, then? Is the law sin? Certainly not! Indeed I would not have known what sin was except through the law. For I would not have known what coveting really was if the law had not said, "Do not covet."

8. But sin, seizing the opportunity afforded by the commandment, produced in me every kind of covetous desire. For apart from law, sin is dead.

9. Once I was alive apart from law; but when the commandment came, sin sprang to life and I died.

10. I found that the very commandment that was intended to bring life actually brought death.

11. For sin, seizing the opportunity afforded by the commandment, deceived me, and through the commandment put me to death.

12. So then, the law is holy, and the commandment is holy, righteous and good.

13. Did that which is good, then, become death to me? By no means! But in order that sin might be recognized as sin, it produced death in me through what was good, so that through the commandment sin might become utterly sinful.

14. We know that the law is spiritual; but I am unspiritual, sold as a slave to sin.

15. I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do.

16. And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good.

17. As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me.

18. I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out.

19. For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do--this I keep on doing.

20. Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.

21. So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me.

22. For in my inner being I delight in God's law;

23. but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members.

24. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death?

25. Thanks be to God--through Jesus Christ our Lord! So then, I myself in my mind am a slave to God's law, but in the sinful nature a slave to the law of sin.

quote:Originally posted by xtreem5150ahm:

There are certain sins in my life that I continue to "wrestle" with (and usually lose). I have been given great proof of Your (Jesus') existance, and Your Father has shown me, time and time again, the He is in control.

Why do I not simply turn to You in faith?

Jesus would understand what i mean and where i'm coming from, but for (some) clarity for members of TOTSE... My overall faith in God's Word is strong. The weakness of my faith, lies in the small stuff...in my everday walk with God. In the (relativly small) applications of combining faith in God's Word with my everyday life....

Romans Chapter 7 (especially vs. 15- 25)

1. Do you not know, brothers--for I am speaking to men who know the law--that the law has authority over a man only as long as he lives?

2. For example, by law a married woman is bound to her husband as long as he is alive, but if her husband dies, she is released from the law of marriage.

3. So then, if she marries another man while her husband is still alive, she is called an adulteress. But if her husband dies, she is released from that law and is not an adulteress, even though she marries another man.

4. So, my brothers, you also died to the law through the body of Christ, that you might belong to another, to him who was raised from the dead, in order that we might bear fruit to God.

5. For when we were controlled by the sinful nature, the sinful passions aroused by the law were at work in our bodies, so that we bore fruit for death.

6. But now, by dying to what once bound us, we have been released from the law so that we serve in the new way of the Spirit, and not in the old way of the written code.

7. What shall we say, then? Is the law sin? Certainly not! Indeed I would not have known what sin was except through the law. For I would not have known what coveting really was if the law had not said, "Do not covet."

8. But sin, seizing the opportunity afforded by the commandment, produced in me every kind of covetous desire. For apart from law, sin is dead.

9. Once I was alive apart from law; but when the commandment came, sin sprang to life and I died.

10. I found that the very commandment that was intended to bring life actually brought death.

11. For sin, seizing the opportunity afforded by the commandment, deceived me, and through the commandment put me to death.

12. So then, the law is holy, and the commandment is holy, righteous and good.

13. Did that which is good, then, become death to me? By no means! But in order that sin might be recognized as sin, it produced death in me through what was good, so that through the commandment sin might become utterly sinful.

14. We know that the law is spiritual; but I am unspiritual, sold as a slave to sin.

15. I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do.

16. And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good.

17. As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me.

18. I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out.

19. For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do--this I keep on doing.

20. Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it. Also I am gay.

21. So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me.

22. For in my inner being I delight in God's law;

23. but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members.

24. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death?

25. Thanks be to God--through Jesus Christ our Lord! So then, I myself in my mind am a slave to God's law, but in the sinful nature a slave to the law of sin.

I didn't read that but I'll assume it was a joke of some kind.

hahaha lol.

-VagNaz

quote:Originally posted by DarkMage:



but serioulsy folkes, i would ask him what he thought of organised religion.

Yah me to

quote:Originally posted by Eil:

what would you ask jesus if he were to come back to earth?

I'd ask him to bleed in a fifty gallon oil drum, then throw a party.

Could you please explain these things so clearly, that everybody could understand 'em?

Why?

i'd ask him to teach me some magic tricks

Id ask Jesus what I ask him every weekend; "So how much to mow the lawn?"

quote: cuz he's like god and all.

wrong

geez. don't be a downer. obviously i'm asking people to suppose, to use their imaginations...

'what would you ask jesus if he were to come back to earth?'

let me throw some ellipses in that quote to make it a little clearer for you..

'what... if... ?'

When you said you were the son of God, did you mean it literally, or did you mean that since we are all the children of God, that makes you a son of God?

quote:Originally posted by Shott:

Why?

Do you really like Catholics or do they just over exagerate their own importance?

Why do you hate queers so much?

Why are you such a bastard?

I agree with Shott. The mere question why would really cover everything in my mind. If he passes on that question, I'd go with Ashshopasmart: Why are you such a bastard?

Truthfully, I'd really ask him the latter.

Wanna go get loaded?

quote:Originally posted by VaguelyNazi:

I didn't read that but I'll assume it was a joke of some kind.

hahaha lol.

-VagNaz



VaguelyNazi, I would venture to say that you are a liar, as you must have read at least alittle of it before you wrote "Also I am gay" in verse 20. i guess you were the joke.

I'd ask Jesus if the blood thirsty way that he was killed(plus all the animals before him) was the only way that an omnipotent god could come up with to save mankind.

EDIT: Come to think of it, I'd also ask him if suffering for a bit and then going back to Heaven to rule for eternity constitutes a proper sacrifice.

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quote:Originally posted by R_I:

EDIT: Come to think of it, I'd also ask him if suffering for a bit and then going back to Heaven to rule for eternity constitutes a proper sacrifice.

umm, suffering a bit? Although He was sinless, He not only suffered and died for each and every sin of every person, but went to hell in our place.

^no he didn't. it was a temporary stroll through pain and hell, and he's supposedly got plans to send a whole lot of us back there... so his question is valid.

quote:Originally posted by Eil:

what would you ask jesus if he were to come back to earth? say he appears to everyone at the exact moment, it's the second coming and all, but he has an exclusive conversation with each person... cuz he's like god and all.



I'd ask why your such a twat and why you weren't drowned at birth.

now stop asking dumb ass question

I would ask him who did his special effects...

I mean shit i wanna walk on water.

quote: but went to hell in our place.

not in any bible i've read he didn't

(ps.tartarus isn't hell)

I would have said to him" why did you even bother trying,and if you think they will listen now ,then think again"

Then I would ask him why god even let noah talk his father round after god wanted to destroy us all.

God regreted making mankind and decided to exterminate us. After all we are all shit arnt we. we are nothing but a virus on the earth. All earthly living beings live within the boundaries of nature and are part of the cycle , but not us , we exterminate and make extinct living organisms , we murder and kill , we create hell on earth and when we make a desert out of a jungle we move on and start all over again somewere else.

Best if the god just whiped us out the first time as he planned.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

not in any bible i've read he didn't

(ps.tartarus isn't hell)

and what do you make of phulake? (1 Peter 3:19--- 3:18-20)

quote:Originally posted by Rust:



I'm going to have to jump on this bandwagon.

WHY ? (are we here; do we need redemption; did you create us with the ability to be flawed, etc.)

Oooh...I would also like to know: "You" only give us what we can handle, knowing the measure of our hearts; why ? We can never reach the end of ourselves, which is pretty boring, in my opinion.

But perhaps I am just feeling especially un-challenged today. *LOL*

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

wrong

Don't be so hard on yourself, Jack.

Eat a Tootsie Roll, or something.

quote:Originally posted by Eil:

what would you ask jesus if he were to come back to earth? say he appears to everyone at the exact moment, it's the second coming and all, but he has an exclusive conversation with each person... cuz he's like god and all.



Can i have your autograph?

welcome back :-)

Edit: actually, this comment was directed to Digital_Savior, but looking at it, it could apply to The Second Coming as well.

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Would you heat a burrito so hot that you yourself could not eat it

Isn't it a blasphamy to question God?

quote:Originally posted by xtreem5150ahm:

welcome back :-)

Edit: actually, this comment was directed to Digital_Savior, but looking at it, it could apply to The Second Coming as well.

[This message has been edited by xtreem5150ahm (edited 11-30-2004).]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH !

Good to be back, love.

Thanks.

How ya been ?

May I come with you?

Why would you let the majority of the world live in extreme poverty? Why did you feel the need to let so many people suffer, are you sadistic?

Why did you let Senator John McCain sit in a Viet Cong Prison camp for so many years?

Why'd you do it? You had a great point - Don't kill people, don't steal their shit. Generally, don't be a dick. Why'd you claim to be the son of god? Why did you complicate the simple world and your simple message with a false message? Was it jsut to get them to listen to you? Why? Why?

quote:Originally posted by Gorloche:

Why'd you do it? You had a great point - Don't kill people, don't steal their shit. Generally, don't be a dick. Why'd you claim to be the son of god? Why did you complicate the simple world and your simple message with a false message? Was it jsut to get them to listen to you? Why? Why?

the poster of this topic, Eil, said, "what would you ask jesus if he were to come back to earth? say he appears to everyone at the exact moment, it's the second coming and all, but he has an exclusive conversation with each person... cuz he's like god and all."

i think that it should be assumed from the premise of the topic that Eil put forward that a. this is the second coming and b. if it were the second coming, then He would be who He said He was... so i would imagine that Jesus may reply to your questions with, "Duhh"

Are you Schitzophrenic? You say your the Father the Son and the Holy spirit. 3 in one.

^you save more that way...

get it? get it?

quote:Would you heat a burrito so hot that you yourself could not eat it

Jesus: nope

who are the gideons?

quote:Originally posted by Eil:

what would you ask jesus if he were to come back to earth? say he appears to everyone at the exact moment, it's the second coming and all, but he has an exclusive conversation with each person... cuz he's like god and all.

So now that we know you exist... who is right, the christians or the muslims?

and...

... Who would you have voted for to be president, bush or kerry?

quote:Originally posted by mvpena:

... Who would you have voted for to be president, bush or kerry?

Jesus: Nader, he was against the war.

You can not put yourself on the same level as man. You came to earth as the son of God, you were not tempted like a man would be, you were perfect.

You could turn water into wine, you know how many times I wish I could do that? But not wine Smirnoff Ice.

You were nailed to a cross, men and women have suffered worse, for example the Jews under that nazi doctor guy, who tortured them to see how much pain a person could take. Performed experiments on them. Sodomy in prisons ect...

Humans suffer to much, you need to end it now.

why did you allow Nissan to stop producing the R34? and why let ford fuck up the stang so much(73-03 stangs are fucking awful)?

wanna hit?

Who's your daddy?

Can I have the ability to grant my own wishes like a genie? Can I have the power to control reality? Ok, thanks dude. Wanna hit this joint that's the size of a submarine that I made appear out of thin air?

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quote:Originally posted by TEAMKILLER:

Id ask Jesus what I ask him every weekend; "So how much to mow the lawn?"

Heheheheheheheh *Peter Griffin laugh.* Lol.

I am to but Jesus but one question...Balance!!! Dude!?!?! What happened to balance?!?!?! Temptation holds no boundry to the simplicity of balance. Hold your breath for 2 minutes...Stare at the sun...Spin a quarter...where is the balance???? Abracadabra...poooof...We are waiting

i'd ask him to make me a god.

I'd ask for forgiveness.

To save me from his followers.

If u have a law a rule a commandment whatever u want 2 call it that says thou shall not kill y do u like wars b carried out in ur name

jesus?.... how do i get rid of this?.... (unzips pants)

Humans suffer to much, you need to end it now. [/b][/QUOTE]

power on

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