Jesus descended from the sky, and firmly planted his holy buttocks on a magnificent toad stool. He minupliated his genital as he forced his devine fuckstick upon my molar. I resisted temptation and insinuated unto the Lord that his holy rod intensely emulated the curve of Chris's bent weener. Hearing that I desired union with a Canadian, Jesus announced that I was an ignorant fool and minupliated his genital no longer. With that, Jesus relegated a faction of herpes from his pious bowel. The horde of herpes violently trampled the wretched Canadians, turkey basters in hand.

The Canadians sustained great losses, and Jesus was giddy with the light. Jesus then declaired, in all his holiness, that Brittany Spears makes Jessica Simpson look like a juava paste. Sastisfied with what he had done, Jesus donned the techni color dreamcoat and a banana and ascened the stairway to heaven to finish his taxes.



Revelations 6:20-

Let it be known that I did not have a chance to fully edit this work of art before its submission. If it offends you, you're welcome.

it only offends my intelligence.

i'm not sure why you'd think that such a pathetic attempt to draw attention would convey some sort of offensive threat to most people on this forum, who are very open-minded (even the religious types)...

but i am pretty sure that most of the regulars will just see it for the sad, immature, and wicked lame desperation it is.

emphasis on the 'lame' not the 'wicked'.

Come back when you're old enough to realize that slapping "666" onto a handle makes you look retarted, not rebellious and cool.

Oh, and that was probably the shittiest erotica I've ever read.

quote:Originally posted by stephanie666:

Jesus descended from the sky, and firmly planted his holy buttocks on a magnificent toad stool. He minupliated his genital as he forced his devine fuckstick upon my molar. I resisted temptation and insinuated unto the Lord that his holy rod intensely emulated the curve of Chris's bent weener. Hearing that I desired union with a Canadian, Jesus announced that I was an ignorant fool and minupliated his genital no longer. With that, Jesus relegated a faction of herpes from his pious bowel. The horde of herpes violently trampled the wretched Canadians, turkey basters in hand.

The Canadians sustained great losses, and Jesus was giddy with the light. Jesus then declaired, in all his holiness, that Brittany Spears makes Jessica Simpson look like a juava paste. Sastisfied with what he had done, Jesus donned the techni color dreamcoat and a banana and ascened the stairway to heaven to finish his taxes.



Revelations 6:20-

Let it be known that I did not have a chance to fully edit this work of art before its submission. If it offends you, you're welcome.

Only, the fundamentalists have the capacity to offend in this forum.



Try again.

Ha ha .. fuck.. I would probably be best not responding to this.. unfortunatly I'm past my 'rebellious' stage, I keep to myself most of the time. Theres no point in changing my username just to rid myself of some meaningless numbers (here you go again...) I just found it hilarious.. and I will keep laughing.. you people are way to sensitive.

You hurt my feelings! I think I'm going to go cry.

quote:Originally posted by stephanie666:

Ha ha .. fuck.. I would probably be best not responding to this.. unfortunatly I'm past my 'rebellious' stage, I keep to myself most of the time. Theres no point in changing my username just to rid myself of some meaningless numbers (here you go again...) I just found it hilarious.. and I will keep laughing.. you people are way to sensitive.

We're not too sensitive. As many others have said, it DIDN'T offend us. We're not laughing because it's stupid and you posted a Christian bashing thing in a religiously tolerant forum....

quote:Originally posted by WolfinSheepsClothing:

Only, the fundamentalists have the capacity to offend in this forum.



Try again.



Thank you!! And i thought no one paid attention.

God wouldn't pay taxes. idiot.

quote:Originally posted by stephanie666:

Ha ha .. fuck.. I would probably be best not responding to this.. unfortunatly I'm past my 'rebellious' stage, I keep to myself most of the time. Theres no point in changing my username just to rid myself of some meaningless numbers (here you go again...) I just found it hilarious.. and I will keep laughing.. you people are way to sensitive.

I'm ofended because it sucked.

This sounds almost like one of those Mad Libs things. Remember those kiddies? Where you had to throw out random verbs, nouns and adjectives. Then they all got assembled into a story. That's exactly what this sounds like.

quote:Originally posted by SurahAhriman:

I'm ofended because it sucked.

okay that was just gay and stupid and pointless.

Too puerile, didn't read.

your a doody-head.

and you know what is funny?

poke your butt with a coconut

I'm JizzyJesus, can I rape you?

*jumps on the jube slagging band-wagon*

Yea, um, if you're going to try to insult anything at all, use some intelligence when you do it. That looks like a fifth grader laid his hand on a book of bad words and tried to put them together, throwing "jesus" in every once in awhile. Not only that, but this has been done before. And when it was done before, it was also done much better. Bitch.