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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2004-11-19, 22:55
primordial_egg primordial_egg is offline
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Default does jesus have a sir name???

...or is he like madonna and cher???

was this in the times before sirnames???

...his mun was mary MAGDALIN.

...what about judas iscarot or whatever.

and jesus OF nazareth dont count.

...well?
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Old 2004-11-19, 23:16
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Jesus wasn't his name that's the title, supposedly his name was Yeoushoua Bin Yossef
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Old 2004-11-19, 23:21
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quote:Originally posted by ilbastardoh:

Jesus wasn't his name that's the title, supposedly his name was Yeoushoua Bin Yossef

Actually Jesus was/is his name. It's pronounced, Yay-shoe-wa. Which is the long ass name you stated: "Yeoushoua", the rest of what you said answers his question though.
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Old 2004-11-19, 23:35
Keltoiberserker Keltoiberserker is offline
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Yeshua ben Yosef
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Old 2004-11-19, 23:52
Eil Eil is offline
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surname
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Old 2004-11-20, 09:13
primordial_egg primordial_egg is offline
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cool, thanks for the answers.
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Old 2004-11-20, 12:06
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quote:Originally posted by Metalligod:

the rest of what you said answers his question though.

LMFAO!

So his surname was "son of Joseph"? Doesn't sound like a surname to me...

In Hebrew Jews are called "something son of something" so in answer to your question, he had no surname as far as I am aware.

(p.s. Christ means "the annointed one" so that definately isn't his surname)
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Old 2004-11-20, 12:34
per contra per contra is offline
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jesus bin laden.

the first anti-semitic jew.
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Old 2004-11-20, 19:55
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CHRIST you idiots JEsus CHrist
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Old 2004-11-20, 23:20
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quote:Originally posted by Aphelion Corona:

[B] LMFAO!

So his surname was "son of Joseph"? Doesn't sound like a surname to me...

B]



EG:

Davidson: Son of David

Osama bin Laden: (supposedly) Osama, son of Laden

However, surnames such as o'Connor refer to places. So, Joseph o'Connor would mean Joseph, ruler of Connor, and Herbert deLosinga (deLosigna?) would be Herbert, ruler of Losign(ng)a.

Stoyve
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Old 2004-11-21, 01:14
Garibaldi Garibaldi is offline
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"ruler of"?

I don't know about the "O'" for Irish surnames, but "de" in Italian is just "of".

So Herbert DeLosigna would be "Herbert of Losigna". Now Losigna would either refer to a place or a famiglia (like a clan or "house").
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Old 2004-11-21, 01:45
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In Irish, " O' " means 'descended from.'

Ex: my name is Doyle. The translation of that to Irish is O'Dubgaill (or O'Dubhghaill, if you like gratuitous consonants). This literally means, "descended from the dark strangers."
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Old 2004-11-21, 02:04
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quote:Originally posted by Keltoiberserker:

Yeshua ben Yosef

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2004-11-21, 02:06
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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quote:Originally posted by OMr_duckO:

CHRIST you idiots JEsus CHrist

Read the posts. Christ is a title.

So did someone get Jesus out of Yeoushoua in the same way the got Jehovah out of YHWH? Or is it a tranlation like how Ivan is John in Russian?

[This message has been edited by MasterPython (edited 11-21-2004).]
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Old 2004-11-21, 04:28
Eil Eil is offline
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too bad it wasn't sir jesus christ... i like that.

i think that's what i'm gonna name my first born... the little brat's been begging me for a name ever since she learned to form sentences.
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Old 2004-11-21, 05:19
Lucky Lucky is offline
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quote:Originally posted by primordial_egg:



...his mun was mary MAGDALIN.



no she wasnt
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Old 2004-11-21, 06:17
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

Read the posts. Christ is a title.

So did someone get Jesus out of Yeoushoua in the same way the got Jehovah out of YHWH? Or is it a tranlation like how Ivan is John in Russian?

I think that it goes something like this:

Jesus < (Latin) Iesus < (Greek) Iesous

< (Hebrew) Yeshua < (a variation of) Yehoshua.. which means something like "God is help"

And i think the Middle or Old English used "Jesu"
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Old 2004-11-21, 07:10
Eil Eil is offline
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mun
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Old 2004-11-22, 03:46
Stauffenberg Stauffenberg is offline
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quote:Originally posted by primordial_egg:

his mun was mary MAGDALIN.



Actually, Mary Magdalene (which is how you spell that, BTW) was one of his students.
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Old 2004-11-22, 09:06
Garibaldi Garibaldi is offline
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Actually, if you wanted to get technical, it should be Jesus "the" Christ. But oh well... you crazy Christians.
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Old 2004-11-22, 09:09
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actually his real name is in the bible but i wouldn't expect anyone here to know that.
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Old 2004-11-23, 01:55
Eil Eil is offline
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^assmunch
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Old 2004-11-23, 04:24
TEAMKILLER TEAMKILLER is offline
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Jesus Ramirez
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Old 2004-11-23, 07:10
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quote:Originally posted by Eil:

^assmunch

jesus loves you too, kid
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Old 2004-11-23, 08:23
Eil Eil is offline
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that's nice, but if he loves a stupid condescending prick like you then i want nothing to do with the asshole.
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Old 2004-11-23, 08:58
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quote:Originally posted by Eil:

that's nice, but if he loves a stupid condescending prick like you then i want nothing to do with the asshole.

awww babe, you say the sweetest things
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Old 2004-11-23, 09:40
Eil Eil is offline
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i'm only sucking up so that you'll enlighten me with your infinite wisdom.

so what's his real name?
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Old 2004-11-23, 20:02
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

In Irish, " O' " means 'descended from.'

Ex: my name is Doyle. The translation of that to Irish is O'Dubgaill (or O'Dubhghaill, if you like gratuitous consonants). This literally means, "descended from the dark strangers."



Ding ding! Here comes the milkman!
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Old 2004-11-24, 01:45
inquisitor_11 inquisitor_11 is offline
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lol... I always thought he was a mexican.

“Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son,

and they shall call his name Immanuel”
 
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