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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2004-11-19, 22:55
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primordial_egg 
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does jesus have a sir name???
...or is he like madonna and cher???
was this in the times before sirnames???
...his mun was mary MAGDALIN.
...what about judas iscarot or whatever.
and jesus OF nazareth dont count.
...well?
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#2
 2004-11-19, 23:16
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Wherever there's consciousness
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
Jesus wasn't his name that's the title, supposedly his name was Yeoushoua Bin Yossef
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#3
 2004-11-19, 23:21
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by ilbastardoh:
Jesus wasn't his name that's the title, supposedly his name was Yeoushoua Bin Yossef
Actually Jesus was/is his name. It's pronounced, Yay-shoe-wa. Which is the long ass name you stated: "Yeoushoua", the rest of what you said answers his question though.
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#4
 2004-11-19, 23:35
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
Yeshua ben Yosef
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#5
 2004-11-19, 23:52
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Eil 
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
surname
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#6
 2004-11-20, 09:13
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primordial_egg 
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
cool, thanks for the answers.
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#7
 2004-11-20, 12:06
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by Metalligod:
the rest of what you said answers his question though.
LMFAO!
So his surname was "son of Joseph"? Doesn't sound like a surname to me...
In Hebrew Jews are called "something son of something" so in answer to your question, he had no surname as far as I am aware.
(p.s. Christ means "the annointed one" so that definately isn't his surname)
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#8
 2004-11-20, 12:34
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
jesus bin laden.
the first anti-semitic jew.
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#9
 2004-11-20, 19:55
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
CHRIST you idiots JEsus CHrist
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#10
 2004-11-20, 23:20
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by Aphelion Corona:
[B] LMFAO!
So his surname was "son of Joseph"? Doesn't sound like a surname to me...
B]
EG:
Davidson: Son of David
Osama bin Laden: (supposedly) Osama, son of Laden
However, surnames such as o'Connor refer to places. So, Joseph o'Connor would mean Joseph, ruler of Connor, and Herbert deLosinga (deLosigna?) would be Herbert, ruler of Losign(ng)a.
Stoyve
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#11
 2004-11-21, 01:14
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
"ruler of"?
I don't know about the "O'" for Irish surnames, but "de" in Italian is just "of".
So Herbert DeLosigna would be "Herbert of Losigna". Now Losigna would either refer to a place or a famiglia (like a clan or "house").
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#12
 2004-11-21, 01:45
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
In Irish, " O' " means 'descended from.'
Ex: my name is Doyle. The translation of that to Irish is O'Dubgaill (or O'Dubhghaill, if you like gratuitous consonants). This literally means, "descended from the dark strangers."
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#13
 2004-11-21, 02:04
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by Keltoiberserker:
Yeshua ben Yosef
Cheers,
Lost
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#14
 2004-11-21, 02:06
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by OMr_duckO:
CHRIST you idiots JEsus CHrist
Read the posts. Christ is a title.
So did someone get Jesus out of Yeoushoua in the same way the got Jehovah out of YHWH? Or is it a tranlation like how Ivan is John in Russian?
[This message has been edited by MasterPython (edited 11-21-2004).]
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#15
 2004-11-21, 04:28
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Eil 
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
too bad it wasn't sir jesus christ... i like that.
i think that's what i'm gonna name my first born... the little brat's been begging me for a name ever since she learned to form sentences.
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#16
 2004-11-21, 05:19
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Lucky 
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by primordial_egg:
...his mun was mary MAGDALIN.
no she wasnt
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#17
 2004-11-21, 06:17
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:
Read the posts. Christ is a title.
So did someone get Jesus out of Yeoushoua in the same way the got Jehovah out of YHWH? Or is it a tranlation like how Ivan is John in Russian?
I think that it goes something like this:
Jesus < (Latin) Iesus < (Greek) Iesous
< (Hebrew) Yeshua < (a variation of) Yehoshua.. which means something like "God is help"
And i think the Middle or Old English used "Jesu"
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#18
 2004-11-21, 07:10
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Eil 
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
mun
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#19
 2004-11-22, 03:46
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by primordial_egg:
his mun was mary MAGDALIN.
Actually, Mary Magdalene (which is how you spell that, BTW) was one of his students.
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#20
 2004-11-22, 09:06
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
Actually, if you wanted to get technical, it should be Jesus "the" Christ. But oh well... you crazy Christians.
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#21
 2004-11-22, 09:09
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
actually his real name is in the bible but i wouldn't expect anyone here to know that.
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#22
 2004-11-23, 01:55
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Eil 
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
^assmunch
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#23
 2004-11-23, 04:24
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
Jesus Ramirez
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#24
 2004-11-23, 07:10
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by Eil:
^assmunch
jesus loves you too, kid 
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#25
 2004-11-23, 08:23
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Eil 
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
that's nice, but if he loves a stupid condescending prick like you then i want nothing to do with the asshole.
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#26
 2004-11-23, 08:58
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by Eil:
that's nice, but if he loves a stupid condescending prick like you then i want nothing to do with the asshole.
awww babe, you say the sweetest things
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#27
 2004-11-23, 09:40
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Eil 
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
i'm only sucking up so that you'll enlighten me with your infinite wisdom.
so what's his real name?
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#28
 2004-11-23, 20:02
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:
In Irish, " O' " means 'descended from.'
Ex: my name is Doyle. The translation of that to Irish is O'Dubgaill (or O'Dubhghaill, if you like gratuitous consonants). This literally means, "descended from the dark strangers."
Ding ding! Here comes the milkman!
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#29
 2004-11-24, 01:45
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Re: does jesus have a sir name???
lol... I always thought he was a mexican.
“Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son,
and they shall call his name Immanuel”
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