what if there actually is a god, but he is more of an alien or something besides God, and he told all of these people(jesus, muhammed, buddha)about all of this different shit, just to see which one could win the most people. kind of like used car salesmen. maybe.

*becomes enlightened*

No.

I like the idea that Earth is a reality show that aliens watch. (Yes, I ripped it off from an episode of South Park)

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

I like the idea that Earth is a reality show that aliens watch. (Yes, I ripped it off from an episode of South Park)

I was trippin' my balls off when that first aired, and it was the night that the "countdown for sadam" or whatever bullshit bush was pushing when the war started. I fell down laughing at the absurdity of it all.

WE'RE ON TV!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

arent there people who believe god was an alien and he cloned us humans to look like him or something like that?

What if the "alien god" told Jesus, Mo, and Buddha all kinds of shit, but he only told one the right thing to get to heaven. So when you die as a christian, God is there laughing like " I can't believe you fell for it you stupid asshole"

God would be a lot cooler if he had more human qualities.

quote:Originally posted by ftwltmdi420:

what if there actually is a god, but he is more of an alien or something besides God, and he told all of these people(jesus, muhammed, buddha)about all of this different shit, just to see which one could win the most people. kind of like used car salesmen. maybe.

he didn't tell jesus, muhammed, buddha shit

the angels did all of that but really

read this http://perdurabo10.tripod.com/id527.html

understand it, know it, pass it on

because we are absolutely fucked with bush