Satanism

I just discovered that Satanism is illegal in the UK along with anal sex...

bloody hell, next thing we'll be told what we can('t) eat

Overblown?

[LostCause]

I'm pretty sure they're also illegal in most US states.

Satanism and anal sex both aren't very popular among the masses.

What can you do?

Cheers,

Lost

quote:Originally posted by Odeon:

bloody hell, next thing we'll be told what we can('t) eat

They decided that Saskatoon berries are not fit for human consumption over there so all the Canadian jam makers are losing business.

The only bizare religion law in Canada I can think of is the one that makes it illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.

Really? I know a bunch of folk in ontario who go around dressed in black, listening to Manson, who claim to be witchs, and do nothing but shout "oh goddess" all day, and truly havn't got a clue otherwise.

Hello, 911? I'd like to report a poser.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

I'm pretty sure they're also illegal in most US states.

Satanism and anal sex both aren't very popular among the masses.

What can you do?

Cheers,

Lost

Actually, they just legalized sodomy in the U.S. recently. Don't you remember that case from Texas? It caused a big uproar among conservative Christians.

Didn't Her Majesty's Royal Navy, allow one of their sailors to do satanic rituals on the ship. Thus, approving it as a valid religion?

[jackketch]

it is also still illegal here in the UK to doubt/preach against the doctrine of the trinity. (i think)

Theres a couple of US states where Dildo's are illeagal.

I wonder if they realize why they have those statewide cucumber and carrot shortages?

But seriously, Just because laws are on the books doesn't mean they are still in force.

I think there's one in Australia that requires Taxi drivers to carry a bale of hay in the trunk, and sure as hell that doesn't happen.

[jackketch]

quote:I think there's one in Australia that requires Taxi drivers to carry a bale of hay in the trunk, and sure as hell that doesn't happen.

its in london.

Satanism is illeagal? Are you kidding me? *shakes head* I bet they haven't even read the Satanic Bible.

wow, that pisses the fuck outta me. most ppl think satanism is devil worship... www.churchofsatan.com

Satanism is not illegal in the UK.... they just ruled that a satanist navy has the right to perform some rituals on ship.

[shuu]

da anza jing, satanism is devil worship...not stealing ancient symbols then claimg you are the founder of the only real 'satanism' and then charging 200 dollars a member...modern satanism is fine by me as long as those idiots don't go around pestering traditional satanists saying that they are phonies and wannabes and that they are not real satanists...

hello, its in the name

SATANIST

Modern Satanism for the most part is exploiting satanic symbols to make a mockery of the church and organized religion in an athiestic philosophy/organisation.

If beleiving in and worshipping or establishing a relationship with satan (satanism) is devil worship....then so be it.

None of this 'OMG1 J00 R SO STUUP1D TEH SATAN1STS DUN EVEN BULLEVE IN TEH SATAN!!!111 LOLZAORS!!11 I EM SO SMART!!! TOSE DEVUL WORSHIPPERRS ARE THE WANNABE AND NOT TEH SATANISTS...LOL....HAIL SATAN!!!! WHO DOESN'T EXIST!!! LOLZORS!!!'

[shuu]

oh and btw...satanism is illegal in australia as well.

And still in modern times in australia phoney 'SRA' 'SATANIC RITUAL ABUSE!' cases pop up and things in the media like 'SATANIC CULTS IN OUR COUNTRY!!!'

[reject]

quote:Originally posted by Odeon:

I just discovered that Satanism is illegal in the UK along with anal sex...

bloody hell, next thing we'll be told what we can('t) eat

But isn't that in breach of the human rights, because isn't there a right saying you have the freedom to choose whichever religion you like?

You're Thinking America...

Actually i dont think freedom of religion is still around in America. Whatever.

quote:Originally posted by Odeon:

I just discovered that Satanism is illegal in the UK along with anal sex...

are you sure satanism is illegal? I'm sure i remember reading in the news about the british navy officially accepting a satanist and allowing him to perform rituals on board...

http:../../news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3948329.stm

[Digital_Savior]

quote:Originally posted by de anza jiig:

wow, that pisses the fuck outta me. most ppl think satanism is devil worship... www.churchofsatan.com

If you are not for God, then you are against Him.

Even if you are an athiest, you are against Him, and there are only two ways to go.

It is not wise to use the phrase "devil worship" lightly, however it is appropriate in all instances in which an individual does not worship God (Christian).

In a literally sense, you might not be on your knees, waving your arms in reverence to Baal, but if your soul does not belong to God, then it belongs to Lucifer...essentially, you are committing an act of devil worship by rejecting God.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

If you are not for God, then you are against Him.

Even if you are an athiest, you are against Him, and there are only two ways to go.

It is not wise to use the phrase "devil worship" lightly, however it is appropriate in all instances in which an individual does not worship God (Christian).

In a literally sense, you might not be on your knees, waving your arms in reverence to Baal, but if your soul does not belong to God, then it belongs to Lucifer...essentially, you are committing an act of devil worship by rejecting God.

The hell with that. My soul belongs to me. If Satan does exist, and he wants it, he can bring it on.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

If you are not for God, then you are against Him.

Even if you are an athiest, you are against Him, and there are only two ways to go.

It is not wise to use the phrase "devil worship" lightly, however it is appropriate in all instances in which an individual does not worship God (Christian).

In a literally sense, you might not be on your knees, waving your arms in reverence to Baal, but if your soul does not belong to God, then it belongs to Lucifer...essentially, you are committing an act of devil worship by rejecting God.

Here we go; black and white, for or against, this or that. You cannot keep defining the world by one very narrow religion. I refuse to believe that "God" is partial to one sect or the other. God knows your heart, it doesn't care what you claim to be, or believe.

[This message has been edited by Dead Helmsman (edited 11-05-2004).]

God doesn't care what sect or tribe/nation you belong to-but he does if pledge your allegiance to him.

no one can just have your soul you can dedicate it to them but they can't just have it...

[Aphelion Corona]

THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT.

Neither the worship of satan nor anal sex are forbidden.

You must be 18 to have anal sex.

You can worship satan if you so desire.

There was recently a big thing about some satanist in the Royal Navy. He is allowed to worship who he wants.

[Sniper]

quote:Originally posted by Aphelion Corona:

You must be 18 to have anal sex.

Come on, sex is illegal in the UK, everyone knows that

... Digital_Savior, you should be sent back to the dark times of inquisition, you belong there.

[This message has been edited by Sniper (edited 11-06-2004).]