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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
# 1
2004-10-31, 17:27
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All they do is prance around with fake smiles as if they are king... and then when you say "You are such a hypocrite, you think you are perfect and better than everyone," they will reply "Im not perfect, I do my best with my bible and Jesus, but im definately not perfect, bla bla bla!"
They don't follow the bible at all, they think their God will save them when really they are in a deathtrap. The only way they can even help people is to "pray" for them (rofl, alot of good that shit does)
Praying is illogical. They say it "sometimes" works and it "sometimes" doesn't. Just like random chance.
Screw Christians...
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Nigger
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# 2
2004-10-31, 17:40
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Bump?
I guess you are too busy posting in threads about HolyShits mother and her anus.
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Nigger
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# 3
2004-10-31, 17:47
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moving to religion.
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# 4
2004-10-31, 18:01
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You're really stupid. I'm not even trying to defend Christianity, you're just really, really stupid.
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# 5
2004-10-31, 18:43
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I totally agree. All these stoopid Xians are a bunch of stoopid liars. Its like you try and tell then why they are so stoopid and they turn around and try and tell you about JEsus or Buddah or some shit.
One day i was getting high, i saw some christian and i was like "hey wanna get high, or are you too busy loving God or having sex with your bible or something". And the guy was like "i'm praying for you".
Fucking stoopid Xians.
theBishop
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# 6
2004-10-31, 19:27
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dodging the rain and tractors
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quote: they turn around and try and tell you about JEsus or Buddah or some shit.
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*wipes coffee spray off screen...LOL..thanks for that bish 
btw -quickest way to get rid of anyone who hassles or stresses you (like in a bar)...
turn to them, smile sweetly and say 'have you heard the good news about jesus christ?'!
never fails...(guess who always gets a double seat for himself alone on the train?)
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# 7
2004-11-01, 03:12
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Regular
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undisclosed location
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
btw -quickest way to get rid of anyone who hassles or stresses you (like in a bar)...
turn to them, smile sweetly and say 'have you heard the good news about jesus christ?'!
never fails...(guess who always gets a double seat for himself alone on the train?)
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hahaha, that's classic, I will have to try that.
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# 8
2004-11-01, 03:34
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by theBishop:
One day i was getting high, i saw some christian and i was like "hey wanna get high, or are you too busy loving God or having sex with your bible or something". And the guy was like "i'm praying for you".
Fucking stoopid Xians.
theBishop
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lol! fuckin christians. Fuck Jesus. My parents are into that "born again" shit, I am embarrassed to visit them.
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# 9
2004-11-02, 03:11
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Toronto Ontario Canada
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quote:Originally posted by bloody_hands:
lol! fuckin christians. Fuck Jesus. My parents are into that "born again" shit, I am embarrassed to visit them.
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I hope you realized that was a made up story to make fun of you athesits. Plus of course christians are going to be hypocritical they are only human like everyone else.
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# 10
2004-11-02, 06:36
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The Cahulawassee River
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quote:Originally posted by Lucky:
Plus of course christians are going to be hypocritical they are only human like everyone else.
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Bingo.
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# 11
2004-11-02, 08:45
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And here, once again, we have this weeks
"OMG i juzt turn3d 13 and im a hardkore sk8er athiest - ur all stoopid, im a fweethinker, relgion is for the week, fuck u all bye im going" moron.
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# 12
2004-11-02, 08:48
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Quote:
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Date Registered: 10-30-2004
Status: Regular
Total Posts: 244
Current Email: Not available.
Homepage: http
Occupation: Hitman
Location: Your mother
Interests: stfu
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Ohhhh yeah, I'm going to listen to this guy, who has demonstraited a complete ignorance of the relgions that he "dis's" when forming my beliefs.
Fuck off and play GTA, hitman, or whatever else you idiot kids play on your shittly little consoles.
That, or go back to bad ideas.
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# 13
2004-11-09, 02:55
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There is nothing more satisfying then fucking a boy from a religious family and then going to his house for Sunday dinner... dress up so sweetly, man people are so naeve!
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# 14
2004-11-09, 05:56
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:
Quote:
Date Registered: 10-30-2004
Status: Regular
Total Posts: 244
Current Email: Not available.
Homepage: http
Occupation: Hitman
Location: Your mother
Interests: stfu
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Ohhhh yeah, I'm going to listen to this guy, who has demonstraited a complete ignorance of the relgions that he "dis's" when forming my beliefs.
Fuck off and play GTA, hitman, or whatever else you idiot kids play on your shittly little consoles.
That, or go back to bad ideas.
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Hey! Show some basic respect. Some dignity. GTA is a great game, and deserves it.
The thread starter on the other hand, is a wanker.
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# 15
2004-11-09, 06:28
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by maryjane:
There is nothing more satisfying then fucking a boy from a religious family and then going to his house for Sunday dinner... dress up so sweetly, man people are so naeve!
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works the other way round too..hmmm ...knowing that on the outside she looks like the perfect christian daughter..long skirt,head scarf etc but she's not wearing any panties and is still full of your come..
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# 16
2004-11-09, 08:07
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
works the other way round too..hmmm ...knowing that on the outside she looks like the perfect christian daughter..long skirt,head scarf etc but she's not wearing any panties and is still full of your come..
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Dude.... although I should expect that sort of thing from someone who trained to be a priest....
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# 17
2004-11-09, 08:38
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dodging the rain and tractors
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^^^LOL but i clearly said "she"...so you can tell it wasn't the catholic priesthood i was training for.
(btw that girl became my wife )
[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 11-09-2004).]
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# 18
2004-11-09, 23:14
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Newcastle Australia
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hahaha
wow.. this thread has all the ingredients for a happy ending!
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